I have two contradictory headcanons for Dr. Mario at this point and I like them both equally.

Headcanon #1 (nostalgic): Dr. Mario is Mario & Luigi’s dad. Yes this is largely out of blog nostalgia but also I still love it because reasons.

Headcanon #2 (canon compliant): Dr. Mario is Mario from a disease-ridden alternate universe and was forced to become a doctor because the Mushroom Kingdom (and Bowser’s Kingdom) is so desperate for doctors that they’re willing to recruit actual infants and the virus outbreak is so high that the only two choices for an individual is to either become a doctor or doctor’s assistant (often at such short notice that they’re unable to get a medical degree) or fall victim to the virus themselves.

Skiddily skidannon here’s my new headcanon

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

To finally free myself of this intrusive need I have to turn Sonic characters into humans here is as many characters I could actually care to do. (Also a lil redesign for Eggman)

also pls commission me thanks :)

Sonic Rider’s Snapcube dub as John Mulaney

Sonic:

Knuckles:

Tails:

Amy:

Jet:

Storm:

Wave:

Eggman:

Hatsune Miku:

@snapscube I’m not saying Tails is Eggman’s son but-

If anyone’s curious regarding how Tikal looks compared to other characters in her world, there you go. Mind you, everyone is a bit older here, so as a result Cream being roughly 13 years old at 3′8″, Shadow being… whatever, just passing 4′ or so, and Tikal being a bloody 4000+ years old at a horrifying ~4′5″. It’s all approximate, though, and subject to change, but the order is what would stay the same I think. I’d consider that Tikal stuffed herself into the emerald at about 15-17 (because I kinda didn’t like the thought of someone too young going through something that awful), and her body, technically “alive”, aged more and more slowly until about only a few years-in she completely stopped somewhere in the ballpark of whatever could be considered “biologically mature” for a mobian without quite hitting full “adult”, which would still be a little bit young for human standards but eh.

Cream looks a bit different in the AU, starting to resemble her mother a bit with the exception of an important feature: eyebrows. truly an incredible change in evolution.

Shadow, he doesn’t look much different. Grew out the muzzle very slightly, because that’s obligatory among 99.99965% of Shadow AUs set later on because let’s be fair it’s a nice look on him, but that’s about it. I don’t know if that weird jacket on him is going to stick, but we’ll see.

So now we start taking a look at the stuff I did on sticky notes.

I will explain most of this later, I swear.

How much later? I don’t know, but still!

Never tease the fox boi!

This is the best joke in the entire Sonic series

miles per hour

HC - Tails collects bootleg Sonic merchandise just to mess with him.