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Hope people enjoyed Any Sport in a Storm! I had a ton of fun boarding on this episode. Our team joked around about casual clothes for Hunter, landing on Aloha shirts for some reason lol… and I remember having a lot of fun imagining a scenario with @cat-harman92 about this sad boi being swept into the arms of buff Willow. So I combined the two. The Aloha shirt is NOT condoned by Dana XD I remember a resounding “no” haha anyway, take my Winter art. (I don’t care that that ship name makes it hard in tags, it’s pretty and that’s the name our team liked for our delusion and wishful thinking XD)

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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

Has anyone else ever been offered a job only for the onboarding paperwork link to be broken, and upon learning most people who were hired all have the same problem of literally being unable to accept the job due to being unable to fill out said onboarding paperwork, the company decides that we applicants need to call a completely different help desk line that's not even affiliated with the company to see if they can fix it, and if they can't then they'll "figure out what to do next", all the while the pay for the job has not been discussed because it was within the onboarding paperwork details that are hidden behind a broken fucking link?

Anyway no one wants to work anymore or whatever

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

And that’s the Pratchett approach