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Safe Haven

@drastic26

Trying something different~
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So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

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Elemental Magic

(this was created for my original series @curiahcity and contains some original takes on magic tropes)

Types

Common:

Water: Conjure and control pure water at will.

Races: All

Uses: Can be used to cleanse or drink. More proficient aquamancers can conjure and control larger amounts of water, enough to fill a swimming pool.

Fire: Conjure and control magical fire.

Races: Human, Mumu, Elf, Gremlin

Uses: Creates warmth and light, but can also be extremely destructive very easily. Adept pyromancers may be able to create stunning light effects such as fireworks, or level entire towns with ease.

Uncommon:

Earth: Manipulate and channel healing energy.

Races: All

Uses: Mends and soothes living tissues of any kind. Strong healers can rapidly close gaping wounds or calm panicked and frantic minds. Earthenmancers do well in the medical field.

Volt: Conjure and manipulate electricity.

Races: Human, Mumu, Elf, Gremlin

Uses: Can power and even charge small electronics. Electromancers can be used to redirect lightning during storms, keeping it away from other targets. The stronger the electromancer becomes, the more electricity they can handle without injury.

Rare:

Spirit: Channel and control spiritual energies.

Races: All

Uses: Necromancers generally keep to themselves as their magical field is often shunned by the general public. They can sense spirits and other forms of magic, take control of ghostly energy, and force possession on others.

Extremely Rare:

Ether: Manipulate gravity and light energy.

Races: All

Uses: Astromancers can create bright flashes of light in any shape or color they choose. The stronger the light, the more solid it becomes. They can manipulate this energy to create barriers, projectiles, or blades which may be thick enough to cover a building, or thin enough to be barely visible. More advanced Astromancers can warp gravity and space around themselves and others to instantly send them a distance away, or use it to levitate and fly themselves or objects. Due to its gravitational properties, ether magic is considered highly volatile and potentially dangerous to anyone who uses it.

Rift: Manipulate gravity, invert light energy, and control dark matter.

Races: Merfolk, Elf, Gremlin

Uses: Shadowmancers may sap the light from a room, causing a closed area to become pitch black, then blast the energy outward in concentrated force. They may also slip into the shadows, their body rejecting all light, and becoming pure dark matter. Shadowmancers may use their control over gravity to pull in or destroy anything they're strong enough to grasp. Due to its gravitational properties, rift magic is considered highly volatile and potentially dangerous to anyone who uses it.

*~*~*

Magical use is limited. The more a magic user practices and familiarizes themself with their powers, the stronger and more adept they become; however, no magic user is immune to the effects of going overboard and crashing.

Crashing: When a magic user overexerts themself, they may find they're overcome with weakness and may even lose consciousness for a time. After crashing, a magic user will need to rest for a while to recharge their energy. In a pinch, a high carb snack or drink can provide a small burst of energy, but it always comes back to needing a break.

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Magic is inherited, like any other genetic trait, it must be passed down by at least one parent. Most magic users only have control over one magic type, however in extremely rare cases, a magic user can inherit two different types and learn to mix and control both.

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The Green Bros

aka The Triplets aka The Green Plague

Oziah Green (Oz, Ozzy)

5' 8" (Mumu form)

10' 5" (Werebeast form)

bi-demi sexual/romantic cis male

He/Him

Personality: Sarcastic, egotistical, pessimistic, and dislikes appearing weak or vulnerable in any way. Temperamental, but can warm up with patience.

Likes: Reading, relaxing, and learning about various topics he finds interesting.

Scott Green, Jr. (Scottie, Dottie)

5' 6"

Mumu

pansexual/panromantic/demiguy

He/They (She/They while in his drag persona)

Personality: Blunt, impulsive, loud, energetic, clearly a troll most of the time, but can be surprisingly thoughtful and caring when he really needs to be.

Likes: Annoying others, causing mischief, being nosey, gathering dirt and blackmail for funsies.

Kenneth Green (Ken, Kenny)

5' 8"

Mumu

heterosexual/aromantic/cis male

He/Him

Personality: Relaxed, down to earth, gullible, not easily excitable, tries to stay out of trouble.

Likes: Surfing, swimming, skating, camping, and warm beach bonfires.

The Green Bros were born to Marina and Scott, Sr., a very well-off and business oriented couple who really didn't expect to have any kids, let alone three at once. Being unable to quickly adapt to parenthood, the couple hired two nannies to care for and look after the boys from the start. While they were relatively normal babies, the moment they gained mobility, it became obvious they were going to be trouble.

Scott quickly assumed the unofficial role of "leader" and would drag his brothers into his schemes, which often involved teasing, minor theft, and destruction of property. The trio cycled through nannies and babysitters like cycling through dishes, hardly anyone lasted a week looking after the kids.

Around the age of five their little sister Snazzy was born, giving the boys a new target for their mischief. Fortunately for Snazzy, by this point their mother had reduced her work to part time so she could be around more, and Marina was no pushover. She was successful in reducing the chaos in the household to more manageable levels, making things easier on her hired help and her daughter.

While the kids grew up to know their mom fairly well, they never grew much of an attachment to their dad, who remained extremely busy and only really came out of his workroom to have dinner with the family. He never seemed particularly interested in his kids and would brush off having to spend time with them any chance he got. This didn't seem to weigh too hard on the siblings however, as they had each other and would grow up to be very close, in spite of their chaotic behavior.

The brothers continued to tease and bully other kids throughout their school years, while also getting teased and bullied themselves. While Scott was the active aggressor in most cases, Oz and Kenny seemed to follow for little reason other than boredom. Considering their unsavory reputations, the three found difficulty making friends, and relied solely on each other for company. This changed when they reached high school, and their different interests forced them into separate classes, thus giving them more room to think and act for themselves.

Oz took interest in computer science and history, Scott was pulled into acting and the arts, while Kenny joined the basketball and track teams. The brothers still shared one class; band. This is where they would befriend their eventual adopted fourth brother, Art. The nerdy freshman auditioned for the high level band class and got in, right alongside the senior Greens.

After a few days of sharing space in class, the Greens approached Art as he got off the bus and threatened to take his lunch money. Art, having known of their antics wasn't having any of it, and swiftly knocked the trio down with a swift kick to each of their groins. Scott was impressed, and in pain. Over the next few weeks, Scott managed to worm his way into Art's good graces and in turn, Scott helped his brothers warm up to Art. By the end of the school year, although 4 years apart in age, they were inseparable.

In the following years Oz attended a local college and got his tech degree, Scott studied the arts but dropped out of college, and Kenny received life guard training. The three rented and shared a condo in the city, where they continue to live together. Oz makes a good living as the head of security for Studio LaDrea, Kenny works part time during summer as a life guard at the beach and at the pool, and Scott is a jobless bum who still lives to cause mischief whenever possible.

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gattmammon

That was somebody's mom whose dream had always been to be a restaurant owner but sadly she married into the mafia and she was like the mom of someone important and moms are like the one authority italians recognise so when she put her foot down and said "NO. We are going to make them great food and give them the most lovely evening!" Nobody dared disagree and thanks to op she got to live her dream for a night she probably remembers them as fondly as they remember her

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bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

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Little Johnny was doing his maths homework

He says out loud, “One plus six, that son of a bitch is seven. Four plus four, that son of a bitch is eight.”

His mum overhears this and is shocked! she says to him, “What are you doing Johnny?”

Johnny replies, “I am just doing my maths homework.”

“And is this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asks.

“Yes,” Johnny replies.

The mother is now angry and immediately phones Johnny’s teacher, “What on earth are you teaching my son in class?” she asks.

The teacher replies, “Right now, we are learning mathematical addition.”

The mother asks, “And are you teaching them to say one plus six, that son of a bitch is seven?”

After the teacher stopped laughing hysterically, she answers, “What I taught them to say was, one plus six, the sum of which is seven.”