Anonymous asked:
you are the official gay hungarian! you gain nothing but misery.
living in hungary be like 😔
got summoned for yuri duty
how do i get summoned
please respond
wikipedia on mud dauber wasps
HOLY SHIT a lopódarázs! :o baby did you hatch in room or is it just a coincidence
whispering to myself "they eat spiders they never sting humans they only harm spiders it's not going to sting me" as i try to shoo it out the window
baby was an asian mud-dauber wasp i think because it had duller colors than the native species, and that's the wasp who makes the kind of nest we found, so she might have been born here lol. godspeed bestie, you were a great roommate.
HOLY SHIT a lopódarázs! :o baby did you hatch in room or is it just a coincidence
whispering to myself "they eat spiders they never sting humans they only harm spiders it's not going to sting me" as i try to shoo it out the window
WAIT MY PHONE HAS A KAOMOJI KEYBOARD NEXT TO THE EMOJI KEYBOARD?????
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you are VERY welcome (*＾3＾)/～☆
this guy gets it
this is so funny
what if a rat said cheesus christ
for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo
im so fucking angry because "cheesus christ" made me smile, but "quesucristo" made me choke on a laugh
WAIT MY PHONE HAS A KAOMOJI KEYBOARD NEXT TO THE EMOJI KEYBOARD?????
(*^▽^)/★*☆♪ (/^^)/⌒●~* (*＾▽＾*)
“oh you should draw (x, y, and z)” my brother in christ i draw cats. thats all i can do
Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.
I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.
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Anonymous asked:
you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
The fact Brazil has military conscription in 2023 is insane. What enemies are we even fighting? Who are we up against?? Are we expecting an Argentinian invasion anytime soon?? Are we taking over Uruguay? Throwing hands with Colombia? I think we can relax a bit
This is how unserious we are about our military
Ok, so something I've noticed that is utterly baffling to me is that all the Americans I know primarily dry their clothes using a machine called a dryer. I don't even own a dryer. So, I need to know:
well, in florida specifically, the air makes clothes wetter, not drier :') but in the wider US?
- HOAs often put restrictions on clotheslines as 'eyesores'
- that has given clotheslines a lower-class association
- americans are generally WILDLY paranoid about theft
- apartments don't always have space
but, imo, the least-discussed reason is:
- there's so many fucking cars everywhere, always, at all hours of the day, often at high speeds, and car exhaust/tires kicking up dust/etc means that stuff left outside tends to get dirty really fast
I have never used a clothesline to dry clothes so i'm curious, what do you do when it's raining for several days straight/there's strong winds/it's below freezing
Here at least, people usually have a clothes rack like this for indoors:
Just put it in the living room when the weather outside is bad for air drying
