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contrainous

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

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latenightalaska

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

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cousinnick

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

Poor kid that feel is so real omg

Source: youtube.com
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thescienceofjohnlock

So Capt Jack got his ‘Pirate’ brand for liberating slaves. Yes I want this story told.

This is why his soul is worth 100 souls. Because he saved 100 slaves. The Black Pearl has its name for a reason. It’s a slave running ship.

Actually, that’s not quite correct. The reason the Black Pearl has it’s name is because it burnt down. The original name of the ship carrying slaves was called the Wicked Wench. Jack Sparrow captained this ship during the time he worked with the East India Trading Co. After refusing to haul slaves, he was arrested and personally branded with a P by Lord Cutler Beckett. Then, as punishment, was chained to his own ship while it was lit aflame and left to die. However, as he was dying, he made a pact with Davy Jones to bring both himself and his ship back for thirteen years in exchange for 100 souls. In doing this, Davy Jones made it the fastest and most dangerous ship in existence (besides the Dutchman, of course). So the reason the Pearl is black is not because it carried slaves, but because Jack Sparrow gave his life to save them.

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grey-gryphon

Why do they keep making dumb movies like the Fountain of Youth when they could make a great Captain Jack backstory movie

HOLY SHIT NEED PREQUEL MOVIE NOW