Translation:
Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–
jajjajajaja pinche vatio pa que lo agarra
Guys I did more Pumpkin Bulbasaurs. More specifically, Halloween Bulbasaurs.
Additionally we got:
- Witch-Hat Mimikyu,
- Skull Dwebble,
- and Spoopy Gastly-line
Is this heaven?
I don’t know, in my heaven you wouldn’t need diets 😢
gats
Gats bb can you gimme another great reaction image of a cat?
paypigbi
i’m a paypig
mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it
ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today
I need the money :(
