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mya: cancer sun, libra moon, taurus rising, air dom, infp
amina: sagittarius sun, cancer
moon, leo rising, fire dom, entj
(she/her for both)

the signs as the four temperaments:

you should check your sun and moon signs

http://personality-testing.info/tests/O4TS/ this is the link to the test that tells you in which of the four temperaments you belong 

 aries: choleric 

taurus: melancholic 

gemini: sanguine 

cancer: phlegmatic 

leo: sanguine

virgo: melancholic 

libra: sanguine 

scorpio: melancholic 

sagittarius: phlegmatic 

capricorn: choleric 

aquarius: sanguine 

pisces: phlegmatic

i’m sorry if someone had already done this i didn’t see a post like this and i apologise if it already exists 

 ps: this is my personal opinion

The Signs In A Relationship - Extended

At long last I finished it! Sorry this took so long.

Aries: Aries partners are very straight forward, they don’t like playing games, psychologically speaking. When it comes to being playful in the relationship, Aries’ love it! Whether it’s board games, video games, play wrestling that ends in kissing, Aries. Has. To. Win. If they don’t win first time round I can guarantee there will be a round two. Being the first sign, a fire sign no less, debates can get heated but if it’s a debate about something stupid it’s more or less going to end up in an aggressive make out session. Their fiery personality can make them both hard to handle at times and amusingly challenging at others. They love to challenge you, they feel it’s a practical way to help you’s two bond and secure your relationship. Despite the fact that they come across quite headstrong, Aries’ are easy to get riled up which can leave them vulnerable in a way. When angry, Aries’ temper flashes wildly, without warning and is gone as quick as it came. Empathy is not their strong suit but they’ll try their very best when it’s someone they love. They might get a little uncomfortable if you cry in front of them but only because it breaks their heart to see it. Aries’ are all about passion and they love to make their partner smile and laugh. If you’re not giving them the amount of attention or affection they want they can get grouchy until you notice it. All in all, Aries lovers can be hard to handle but an amazing companion to someone who can either cool down their fire or match it.

Taurus: Taurean partners are one of the most steady partners you can get. They like a stable, easy flowing relationship and will do what they can to achieve one. They are incredibly determined and will do what they can to make their relationship as harmonious as possible. Commitment in very important to them and they are very cautious about who they give it to, I mean REALLY cautious about it. Being one of the most sensual signs of the zodiac, Taurus’ fall quickly in lust, even quicker when it’s with someone they truly love. Ruled by Venus, Taurus’ are suckers for romance, whether they show it or not. Candles, romantic dinners, massages etc. appeal to their senses and can break down their emotional barriers. Because they are so committed and ensnared in their relationship, they can get jealous and possessive quite easily. They might not realise it, but it’s because they’re so emotionally invested in their relationships that instincts kick in and they do what they can to keep what’s theirs. When upset, their rage is often compared to that of a bull, their animal. It builds up over time and when released can be lethal. Do. Not. Betray. Their. Trust. They will never let it go and they might find it difficult to trust you again.

Gemini: Gemini’s, like the other air signs desire intellectual stimulation and is quite witty in their charm. Flirting is a game to them and they ALWAYS win. They can be quite extroverted in their relationship and likes to make it know that you’re together, they’ll take any opportunity to tell their loved ones about you. They can sometimes be caught between being in a good and bad mood, and further more if there is actually something wrong they’ll mostly try to avoid talking about it. Air signs generally find feelings icky and do there best to keep their distance. It’s not anything personal, it’s just one of their principles whether they’re aware of it or not. If you get onto the topic of feelings and emotions, Gems will normally try to talk their way into a different topic or try to make the situation lighter by adding humour or sarcasm, depending on the partner this could be problematic. Gemini’s get bored quite easily and need a partner that’s willing to try new things with them and can give them a constant sense of excitement of some sort. A partner who can intellectually challenge Gemini appeals to them a lot,because they fall in love with peoples minds. They can be quite cunning when it comes to getting what they want, they may not even notice it because it’s their nature but they need someone who can handle this and keep their ass in check before people get hurt. Overall, very much like Aries, Gems can be a handful but they can open doors for you and make you think about things and question yourself, leading to personal development.

Cancer: Cancer’s are naturally the mothers of the zodiac so it’s no surprise that they are one of the most nurturing partners you could have. They will make you chicken soup when your sick and fail at serenading you when you’re sad (probably because you’ll probably end up laughing). This is the sign that will put everything else on hold to care for and ensure the safety of their loved one. They are incredibly intuitive, being able to tell if a person is upset from the slightest gesture. Relationships are very important to Cancer’s and if there’s any disruption it can cause a knock on affect in other areas of their lives. They’re quite sentimental and nostalgic, the type of partners that would keep memorabilia from a first date and cherish it. Cancer’s often find themselves overwhelmed by emotions and can find it almost impossible to make an intellectual decision without letting emotions come into play. This can be problematic and dangerous to both involved in the relationship. Cancerians can be manipulative when they need to be. They are fully aware of their innocent disposition and can use it to their ability when needed. This sign can encourage emotional growth in their partner but needs someone to keep them grounded and help them snap out of it when needed. 

Leo: Leo’s are very proud in their relationships and will take any opportunity they can get to show their partner off. One of the most playful signs in the zodiac, these partners guarantee an enthusiastic and spontaneous relationship, they love to surprise. Leo’s look at the world with excitement and love, and just by being in their company, they can show you the most beautiful aspects of the simplest thing. Their optimism and persistence can bring the relationship a long way. They LOVE to be adored, whether they admit it or not, it lies deep in their soul simply because they have an air of self belief. When alone with their partner, Leo’s are very warm hearted and affectionate. They show you amazing parts of yourself you didn’t even consider because they have an eye for things like that. They recover quickly from set backs so this can be helpful in a compromise based relationship. Leo’s are generally attracted to people with strong personalities, Sometimes Leo’s can be overbearing with their emotions which can leave their partner feeling a little tired but when with someone’s who’s personality can match theirs, they can be handled. Leo’s very rarely change their minds, once they’re set on something - that’s that, but if you can appeal to their emotional side, persuasion is possible, yet still very hard to do. They can sometimes fall victim to false praise in the desire to look good in front of others. With a partner who can match their fire and not take advantage of them, Leo’s love and energy can be harnessed in a positive way.

Virgo: Virgos are one of the most intellectual signs in the zodiac so relationships without mental stimulus won’t last very long. They’re incredibly witty and sarcastic and they use this to be playful with you. A partner who can connect with them intellectually is one that Virgo’s never get bored off. They like to pick peoples brains and to know why you like certain things. Possibly the most organised of the signs, Virgo is able to keep the relationship moving at a steady pace that suits both partners. Virgo’s have a very powerful sex drive although they tend to keep it hidden to those they’re not intimate with and like the other earth signs can be quite sensual. They can be quite tricky when it comes to feeling and emotions. Virgos don’t like feelings because they find them quite messy and often this causes them to feel torn in a relationship, making falling in love bitter sweet for them. They’re very detail oriented and can sometimes nit pick their partner. They can over analyse the relationship and get themselves into a worried state and make them uncomfortable. They don’t like to open up much because if they talk about their feelings it makes them more real after they’ve spent a big amount of time analysing them out of existence. If they open up to you, tread carefully and try not to get too much out of them, they’re opening up to you for a specific reason and if you try to get more, they’ll shut down again and they may never open up to you again. Virgo’s need someone who will connect with them intellectually, provide them with stability, give them space when they need, be there when they want to open up but not push them into it.

Libra: Probably the most idealistic signs when it comes to romantic relationships, Libra’s can sometimes expect too much rom-com scenarios in their relationships but only with the intention of deepening the bond between them and their lover. Libra’s personality was in some way created for love, it is the sign of balance, partnership and judgement. Librans strive to be fair and just in their relationship and desire harmony in their romantic affairs. Libra’s are great at negotiating and can maintain a harmonious atmosphere in the relationship. They are natural flirters but aren’t as crude about it as some of the other signs. They love the idea of love and falling into it which can sometimes leave them vulnerable to those who might play them. Emotionally, like other air signs, they like to step back from feelings apart from when it comes to romantic love. They’re emotions can get intense when dealing with love and although Librans are generally not jealous people, any sort of threat to their relationship can arouse feelings of inadequacy and insecurity.They can sometimes get selfish in their relationship, wanting it to be perfect for them. With the right partner that can roll with their ideas and can be 100% devoted/loyal to them, Libra’s can provide others with a fair, amorous relationship that never gets unromantic.

Scorpio: Scorpio’s are easily the most secretive signs in the zodiac and can be hard to get to know. In public they don’t show much affection other than hand or waist holding, but behind closed doors they can be completely different. Scorpio’s can often feel torn because even though they need an outlet, needing a partner makes Scorpio feel vulnerable and they like to see themselves as emotionally self-sufficient. Dominance and power in a big thing with this sign, they like to be in control of the situation at all times. They never wear their heart on their sleeves. When in a committed relationship they show just how passionate and erotic they are behind their enigmatic exterior. They feel things so deeply in their souls but you may never know unless they choose to let you in - if they do, you should be honoured. They will empathise with your problems internally, normally not letting you know they sometimes feel the same. They expect absolute utmost loyalty and faithfulness as they provide you with nothing less. If you betray or stray from a Scorpio, good luck getting them to trust you again. They never forget or forgive, even if they pretend they do, and it takes forever, if at all, to get their trust back. They can always see into your heart so don’t bother trying to lie to them. Scorpio’s are best know for their out lash - and rightly so! It’s in their nature to use attack as their defence, their partner needs to understand this and be patient with them. They normally lash out because they feel vulnerable on some level. With a partner that can understand their complex emotions and be patient and stable while they figure themselves out, Scorpios can be one of them most of the most compassionate and encouraging partners in the zodiac.

Sagittarius: Sagittarian’s are one of the most freedom-loving signs in the zodiac and can sometimes become uneasy when it comes to settling down. They love new things so sometimes the thought of commitment can be unappealing however, when in love Sagittarius can bring the spice of life to their partner. They love to flirt, and they’re great at it too. While Aries is passionate in their flirting and Leo is playful, Sagittarius’ are incredibly fiery, the type that will challenge you for the hell of it. Travel is a big keyword with Sagittarius’, they can get bored easily and need something (or someone) to keep them on their feet. A very independent sign, they will not take any shit from anyone and will call you out if you’re acting up. They will not tolerate time wasters. Sagittarius’ don’t enjoy thinking about emotions and much less feeling them. They feel that they’re emotions can hinder their ambition and likes to leave them untouched so don’t expect them to frequently get deep into their emotions because chances are they will change the subject on a lighter note. They tend to lie without really noticing it and can sometimes make promises they don’t keep. It’s not that they disregard them purposely, it’s just they might forget in their pursuit of even more new experiences. For this reason, their partner might need to be able to take the things they say with a pinch of salt. With a partner that can keep up the pace and adapt to Sagittarius’ ever changing interests, not drag them down or put pressure on them to commit too soon, Sagittarius’ can show them the world in a whole new light with wondrous opportunity’s.

Capricorn: Like the other earthy signs, Capricorn’s are normally quite reserved in public when with their partner but when alone (varying on how close they are) they can really let loose. They have an unusual sense of humour which can come across as dark to some. When you know them extremely well, you might get the chance to see how much of a wild card Caps can really be. This sign is one of the most reliable in the zodiac and possess incredible strength of character which can handle strong personalities. They’re often described as the “rock” in the relationship, they can keep the other partner grounded without crushing their spirit. They’re very patient when it comes to other and respect their partners wishes as they’d like to be respected in turn. Their relationships tend to last very long and they take their responsibility in the relationship seriously. They have a very cool demeanour until aroused sexually. They tend to be very lusty rather than love-y, because they’re very careful about love. Capricorns panic when they’re not in control of a situation and somewhat lacks the ability to express their emotions properly. When a Capricorn opens up to you, the things they’ll tell you will break your heart and you must treat that information as carefully as you can because it has taken a lot for the Cap to tell you. With a partner that won’t smother them but at the same time commit to the relationship as much as they do, Capricorns can provide a harmonious, steady and fruitful relationship.

Aquarius: Aquarian partners can be very eccentric and hyper when with their partner - in both private and public! This sign will seek equality in the relationship, to be together as a team. They are the sign known for change and growth, this will be the sign that can easily get their relationship to evolve at a healthy pace. This sign values companionship in their romantic relationship, they enjoy the company of those who they can sit with and question society and existence one minute and do the most random, pointless activity with the next simply because it makes them happy. Like the other air signs, Aquarians can some times be idealistic and will try to sneakily get their own way. Although they may seem detached and not very feeling, below the surface lies conflicting, chaotic emotions. For that reason they need stability, especially in a relationship. Intimacy can be awkward for them sometimes because they’re so independent and they find it hard to express the complex emotions they feel despite their verbal intelligence. However they will sit with you and listen to your woes and try to find a solution, they probably won’t delve into their own problems that often and when they do they’ll finish with “but anyway” and then change the subject so to not dwell on them. With an optimistic partner that can respect Aqua’s need for space, can listen to their opinions and not base the whole relationship off of intimacy and physical attraction, Aquarius’ can learn to express themselves and their ideas better and can give their partner a mind opening experience.

Pisces: Pisceans can be tricky when it comes to love, they fall in love with the idea of love like Libras but are wary of it like Scorpios. Incredibly intuitive, they can always tell when their partner is feeling off just by the way they come into the room. They are probably the most understanding sign in the zodiac and won’t push you into talking if you don’t want to (even if it frustrates them a little). When you do decide to talk about it, Pisces’ are excellent listeners and will provide empathy and validation for your feelings. They know how much emotions can affect people, having felt their own so very deeply and make it their priority to take care of their partners emotional needs. Like the air signs, they tend to be infatuated by intellectual stimulus as long as the other person isn’t being snobbish about it. Though they might not show it, words can hurt them a lot and they tend to take things to heart, even if they know it wasn’t intentional. This sign can be prone to guilt and can be manipulated easily enough. However, they’re just as willing to play the game and can manipulate just as well. They adapt to their surroundings a lot so their emotional state in terms of romance can be a reflection on the state of the relationship itself. They tend to drift between merging with their partner and flirting with other possibilities. With a partner who can be patient with them, understand their emotional complexity and keep them grounded whenever they get second thoughts, Pisces’ can lead their partner to inner contentment and show them that if you look hard enough there’s still good left in the world.

*CHECK YOUR VENUS/MOON SIGNS TOO

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MOON IN THE SIGNS

Moon in Aries: You are an optimistic, enthusiastic, and willful person who has a great deal of passion for nearly anything you put yourself through. You need action and spontaneity in your life and you tend to live in the moment. As a result, you have a hard time telling the difference between your needs and your wants. Challenging, clever, and headstrong, you take a very personal approach to everything and make a strong impression on everyone else. You’re not a person who broods or holds grudges, preferring to look towards the here and now- making you very open and self-expressive. 

Moon in Taurus: You’re not hot-headed, you’re level-headed. You’re not impulsive, you’re deliberate. The best word to describe you is relaxed, for your emotional nature is steady and reliable. Unlike others who might dream their life away, you have a practical nature and are primarily interested in the here and now. You’re naturally a tactile person with a heightened sensuality- and you’re very in touch with your five senses. You tend to prefer comfort and stability over unpredictability, and you feel best when you can provide material security for yourself and loved ones. You’re a gentle person at heart, and can be very kind and generous, though stubbornness is one of your biggest faults- change is quite uncomfortable for you. 

Moon in Gemini: You’re a very curious person and because other people genuinely intrigue you, you are quite sociable and friendly. Talking, listening, or thinking for you is as natural as breathing and you need For you, your own emotions might be an enigma as you tend to lead with your heart instead of your heart. As a result, you may go through very volatile mood swings, leaving you quite irritable. Gemini moon prefers to deal with any problems by talking or venting. You have a very fast-paced mind, and ideally, you are humorous, charming, and intelligent. You have a great talent with words and can be quite verbose, which makes conversations with you always interesting to listen to.

Moon in Cancer: You’re extremely in touch with your own emotions and those of your loved ones, making you a very empathetic and affectionate person. Due to your sensitivity, you have a deep fear of being hurt and may wear a mask to hide your true personality. Underneath your self-protective shell, you have a rich imagination and fantastic memory, especially for remembering how something made you feel. At times this moon sign can be moody, but when you are met with understanding, you return the kindness by tenfold. You have a strong urge to nurture and care for others, and indifference is perhaps the thing that hurts you the most.

Moon in Leo: This placement gives someone a taste for the dramatic, for you are very creative and very expressive. You’re prone to bursts of enthusiasm and excitement, as you gravitate towards the sunny aspects of life. You naturally have a positive and optimistic outlook on life, giving you a spontaneous and dynamic personality. You are a deeply emotional person and are guided by your strong emotions, but you are very sensitive as well. You’re very prideful, but also full of integrity and honor- you play fair. You need to be shown a great deal of love and attention otherwise you feel hurt or slighted. Nevertheless, in return, you are devoted, loyal, and generous.

Moon in Virgo: Almost nothing passes by your sharp eye, for you are highly observant and analytical. That being said, you do notice the little things and these are the things that make you happiest. This moon sign likes the feeling of keeping their life in control, which you seek out through set routines. You enjoy keeping busy, for you have a deep need to be helpful and feel appreciated. Due to your shyness, you can come across as rather reserved and aloof, but underneath this pretense is a wholesome personality and a heart of gold. Trustworthy, intelligent, and practical, the downside to this moon would be a low self-esteem, and out of insecurity, they criticize themselves and others. Being so unassuming and down-to-earth, these people would much rather live a life of simplicity.

Moon in Libra: You’re very much a people person- interested in companionship, intrigued by what others have to say, and deeply invested in romance. You’re a natural peacemaker and always value other people’s decisions, giving you a gracious and appealing manner. You tend to lead with your head and think through your own emotions. At your best, you can be charming, artistic, and thoughtful. Your feelings can be uncertain and difficult for you to understand, though at the same time you’re very idealistic and love to be in love. Yet because you see things objectively, you’re very aware of the flaws in a relationship. You have an innate sense of aesthetics and seek out all that is beautiful in life.

Moon in Scorpio: You are deeply affected by your powerful emotions, which can be all-consuming for you. Your feelings can swing wildly between highs and lows for you, creating overwhelming crises which result in either destruction or transformation. At times, you struggle to deal with your own emotions, but because you are so private, you try very hard to conceal them. Though this is not the easiest position for the moon to be in, it is a very rewarding moon sign. You like honesty, no matter how brutal it may be, for you like to get to the heart of the matter. This trait gives you an uncanny understanding of other people and their motivation, as well as strength, character, and ambition.

Moon in Sagittarius: You have a very deep longing for adventure, whether it’s through the outdoors, travelling, learning, or simply having new experiences. You tend to have a very positive outlook on things, and even in difficult situations, you don’t lose your sense of humor, able to poke some fun at yourself and others. You’re not one for making intricate lists or complex detailed plans. You prefer to go with things freely, since you prefer to believe that everything will work out- and because of this, you can be quite lucky. This moon sign tends to go through many extreme ups and downs emotionally, despite their normally cheerful outlook. You can be quite enthusiastic and independent, making you quite restless and always on the search for something new.

Moon in Capricorn: On the surface, you seem calm, cool, collected, and competent. In reality, however, this is simply a veneer to hide your sensitivity. You have a tendency of repressing your heavier emotions for fear of losing control. You’re very aware of your own weaknesses and put a lot of effort into trying to make up for them- though, you are probably far too harsh on yourself. This moon sign tends to be quite intelligent as well as ambitious, organized, and responsible. You’re a capable and dependable person for you view things realistically and plan ahead. You have a dry but very amusing sense of humor, and once you’ve opened up to someone, you show your loyalty and dedication.

Moon in Aquarius: You have a unique perspective on life compared to most people. At best, you are creative, witty, and open-minded, making you a very refreshing person to be around. You are naturally accepting of other people and their flaws and expect others to do the same. You are a very emotional person who has a lot of depth, but you tend to intellectualize your emotions rather than letting them flow freely. You have a great deal of pride, so you dislike showing your deepest emotions, fearing vulnerability.You are a natural thinker and observer, and though you can be very friendly, there is another part of you that loves solitude.

Moon in Pisces: This moon sign gifts someone with a heightened sense of intuition and developed imagination. You’re a naturally empathetic person who is extremely compassionate, enabling you to pick up the feelings and thoughts of others easily. Genuinely caring and kind-hearted, you can easily “walk a mile in someone else’s shoes.” You experience deep, almost overwhelming emotions and have a rich inner world and are usually highly creative. You’re a dreamer- idealistic and romantic- and often wear rose-colored glasses because you find the world quite harsh. You are very much a free spirit, refusing to conform or blend in to hide your colorful personality.

dumb ways the signs will die

aries: set fire to your hair
taurus: poke a stick at a grizzly bear
gemini: eat medicine that's out of date
cancer: use your private parts as piranha bait
leo: get your toast out with a fork
virgo: do your own electrical work
libra: teach yourself how to fly
scorpio: eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
sagittarius: keep a rattlesnake as a pet
capricorn: sell your kidneys on the internet
aquarius: take your helmet off in outer space
pisces: use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

When Each Mars Sign Is Angry

Mars in Aries: They explode and start raging and yelling at who/what is pissing them off, then returns to their normal state like nothing happened after a few seconds.

Mars in Taurus: It’s really unexpected and it’s like a volcano that’s been dormant for centuries, they only do it when they’ve been pushed too far and it’s a build up they’ve held in for ages.

Mars in Gemini: They’ll use their words to hurt you, they’ll make you think you’re stupid and they’ll probably swear. They won’t explode unless their intelligence is questioned.

Mars in Cancer: They will basically never get angry, at least not on the outside, their anger goes inward and they will make passive aggressive comments if it’s a person that’s pissed them off.

Mars in Leo: They will make it all about them and will be yelling at the top of their lungs and it will be dramatic, like they’re on a Broadway show. They are really sensitive but will cover it with their anger.

Mars in Virgo: One of the worst to piss off. They will either criticize and cut you down with their words until you feel like nothing or they will calmly and systematically make sure you rot in a pit of your own despair. Either way you’ll probably cry in the mirror after they’re done with you.

Mars in Libra: They don’t like getting angry, they see it is as something that makes them look bad so they try to refrain from it and they take it out on doing other activities but when they can’t, they will probably try to manipulate the people around them instead.

Mars in Scorpio: The other worst to piss off. You will never see them get angry, they will keep a calm surface, but they will be behind the scenes getting an entire team on your ass to make sure to take you down and make your life miserable while you think nothing is wrong. e.g. Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood”

Mars in Sagittarius: They’re impatient and get angry easily, but they easily shake it off and may try to piss other people off and take it out on others instead of getting angry themselves. They will find it funny when they turn it on to you on piss you off.

Mars in Capricorn: They control their anger so well, and they will channel it into getting work done and completing their goals. They will almost never let out their anger in public and would rather do it alone.

Mars in Aquarius: Their anger probably won’t come from someone, it will probably be from humanity in general or unfairness. But they get angry from someone calling them stupid or challenging them and will condescend people when angry.

Mars in Pisces: They basically don’t get angry, but if they do, it surprises everyone. They can be scary when they get to that point, but will most likely not explode. They are probably the angry crier type.

Find your Mars sign here.

Zodiac Witch Types

Aries: fire witch, works with heat and passion. Sometimes curses. Good at fire scrying and crystal work. Prefers obsidian and garnet. Taurus: kitchen witch, enjoys cooking and making brews. Does a lot of grounding work and probably has a few amethysts and crystal balls Gemini: Elemental, works well with spirits as well as tarot and rune divination. Draws power from the planets and moon. Uses bloodstone and celestite.  Cancer: A sea witch, in tune with the moon. Dream work is very detailed. Proficient in cursing and charming. Loves lapis lazuli and smoky quartz.  Leo: Sun witch, enjoys the daytime. Also works well with the moon to find a calm grounding power. Uses divination and animal magic. Yellow obsidian.  Virgo: a storm witch, fast-moving and calculated. Draws power from the earth. Has a detailed book of shadows. Likes rock quartz and moonstone.  Libra: Hedge witch. Mysterious and enjoys smoke scrying. Writes their own spells and has several familiars. Rose quartz, agate, and sapphire.  Scorpio: Does lots of spirit work, as well as spells and potions. Excellent with bone scrying. Prefers stones like onyx and carnelian.  Sagittarius: Loves astrology and making their own spells. Enjoys animal magic and making charms. Gets crafty. Likes topaz and iolite.  Capricorn: Sigil work and spell-crafting. Green witchcraft and probably has a familiar. Likes collecting rocks. Preferred stones are labradorite and amethyst.  Aquarius: Water witch, likes to gather rainwater for spells. Charms everyday objects. Has a large plant collection. Raw garnet and tiger’s eye.  Pisces: Very in tune with their emotions, and casts powerful spells. Loves animals and plants alike. Water scrying. Uses moonstones and jasper.

Interpreting Sign Dominants

Aries-Dominant:  Arian blood runs through your veins! You have that enthusiasm, frankness, courage, and fastness which usually make you so likeable in spite of your somewhat rough, naive, or violent side. As a bonus, Aries’ gushing fire always gives you the impetus to make a fresh start, should you stumble or undergo life hardship!

Taurus-Dominant:  With the Taurus sign so important in your chart, you are constructive, stable, and sensual. Good taste, sense of beauty, manners, and unfailing good sense - all these qualities contribute to your charm and seductive power. Furthermore, if some people criticize your slow pace and your stubbornness, you rightly reply that this is the price for your security, and that you like the way it is - slow and steady….

Gemini-Dominant:  With Gemini as a dominant sign, your qualities include being lively, curious, mobile, clever, and flexible: you often make others dizzy, and you may come across as a dilettante - a bit inquisitive, shallow, and insensitive because you may be too intellectualizing. However, your natural curiosity, a nice quality, and your quick humour, allow you to demonstrate to everyone how much they may gain from your company, and that your apparent flightiness hides an appetite (particularly mental) for life, which itself conceals a terrific charm!

Cancer-Dominant:  Cancer is one of your dominant signs and endows you with imagination and exceptionally shrewd sensitivity. Although suspicious at first sight - and even at second…- as soon as you get familiar with people and let them win your confidence, your golden heart eventually shows up, despite your discretion and your desire for security that make you return into your shell at the slightest alert! Actually, you are a poet and if you are sometimes blamed for your nostalgia and your laziness, it is because your intense inner life is at full throttle…

Leo-Dominant:  With Leo as a dominant sign, you naturally shine brightly. Your dignity, your sense of honour, and your generosity can almost turn you into a solar mythological hero, a knight or a lord from the ancient times. People may blame you for your selfishness, your pride or your somewhat loud authority, but if you are self-confident, kind-hearted and strong-willed, it surely makes up for your little flaws, as long as they remain moderate…

Virgo-Dominant:  Virgo, associated with perfectionism, numbers and reason, is among your dominant signs: you inherit its sense of responsibility and tidiness, a clear mind, an unfailing logic, as well as a need to be useful and to fulfil your task to the best of your abilities. Obviously, people may think that you are too modest or reserved, suspicious or pessimistic because of your exceedingly critical mind, but aren’t logic and wisdom great qualities? Of course, they are. Moreover, you keep your feet on the ground, you never behave irrationally and you are helpful and hardworking - what more can you ask for?!

Libra-Dominant:  With Libra as a dominant sign in your birth chart, you love to please, to charm, and to be likeable. Moreover, you are naturally inclined towards tolerance and moderation, as well as elegance and tact, as if you were meant to please! Of course, you always find malcontents who criticize your lack of authenticity or of courage and your half-heartedness, but your aim is to be liked, and in this field, you are an unrivalled champion!

Scorpio-Dominant:  With Scorpio as a dominant sign, you are a strong and astute person, complicated and passionate, sometimes destructive and intolerant, but strong-willed, tough and daring, sometimes bordering on aggressive. So many qualities and dangers combined in one person! Obviously, this often results in a natural selection of people around you: those who stand up to you or admire you and those who can’t bear you anymore! But that is precisely what you want. You are what you are and you are not going to transform yourself just to please. You are too proud and you never dread confrontations, although your way of fighting is secret, as is your nature that, mysteriously enough, you are so reluctant to reveal even to your close friends who will never understand you. That said… what a hellish charm you have!

Sagittarius-Dominant:  Sagittarius, an adventurous and conquering fire sign, is dominant in your chart: you are enthusiastic, enterprising, optimistic, very sociable, and mobile - you have itchy feet, both physically and mentally. Nobody gets bored with you because you are always planning things and suggesting excursions, at least… when you are around and not already gone on a trip! Obviously, so many movements for one man may scare people off, and some of them may even criticize your brutality or your tendency to loose your temper, but you are so warm and genuine, so expansive, isn’t this a good thing? And all the more so, since your sense of humour is overwhelming…

Capricorn-Dominant:  Capricorn is one of your dominant signs and endows you with a grave and serious style that seems to stick to you constantly. But if you have that reserved and cold side - as some extrovert people may think - on the other hand you possess sturdy qualities: you are strong-willed and tough. Your long-term vision, your sense of duty, and your ambition are not affected by the derisory and erratic motions that seem to upset most mortals less steady than you. Besides, you are like a good wine, you age well and your natural solemnity or serious side paradoxically turns into an almost cheerful appearance, as you grow older. You are actually very sensitive when it comes to love. Faithful, caring, sweet, and sensitive, your behaviour is very different in your everyday, sentimental life. A golden heart beats under your tough and austere appearance…

Aquarius-Dominant:  Aquarius is one of the most important signs in your natal chart: it endows your personality - at least one of its facets - with originality, to the point of eccentricity, in spite of a sometimes distant and humane side. Likeable and impassive at the same time, you are a paradoxical man, very hard to define because the two planets Uranus and Saturn blend their qualities to create the so complicated and endearing sign that inspires your character. Saturn’s seriousness and impassivity is added to Uranus’ rebellion, talent, individualism, charisma, extravagance, and unpredictability! One of your main characteristics is that you never open up on a personal basis, but you tend to do so easily in public. You are actually quite strange. Sexy and charming in public, despite your nice and sociable character, you could frustrate many of your admirers in private because of your impossibility to show deep and warm affection, emotions, tears… But appearance and reality are two different things anyway - you are a kind of a genius, or you have at least a tremendous charm with this sign. You have many friends and an active social life. If you are detached in your love life - only in this aspect, since the rest of chart will confirm it or not - this is no big deal!

Pisces-Dominant:  Pisces is among your dominant signs and endows your personality with unlimited sources of emotions, dreams, imagination, and sensitivity, to the extent that you literally swim in a cloudy ocean of delightful impressions. These impressions are so intense and overwhelming that you don’t really need to take action concretely, to show your dynamism or your willpower, since you already live so intensely with your feelings - you are as keen as a radar, always on the alert! That is why some people may not like your carelessness, and the lack of clarity in your opinions or actions; however they quickly notice your artistic talents, your poetic or artistic side, and your total lack of wickedness. Besides, you feel compassion for people in pain - empathy is one of your great qualities. Thanks to your flexibility, your intuition, and your generosity, you may spend an important part of your life helping others. And if you are creative or if you have well-known artistic talents, everybody will forgive your little flaws: absent-mindedness, lack of energy or of will, too dreamy temperament…

the signs during finals

aries: studies in the library, mumbling swears the whole time they're studying, occasionally hits the table really loudly and scares everyone
taurus: stress eating 24/7
gemini: alternates between being super confident and staring off into the distance, internally panicking
cancer: is the kid outside the exam who is rereading their notes and crying/swearing
leo: seems calm, but they've chewed their nails off and they havent changed their shirt in 3 days
virgo: started studying 2 weeks before exams and is judging everyone who did not do that
libra: organized a study group, mostly socializes during it
scorpio: hasn't slept since exams started
sagittarius: debating seducing a ta or a professor to boost their grades
capricorn: takes their notes everywhere with them (shower, toilet, meals, bed, etc)
aquarius: screaming internally, but keeps doing things that are not studying
pisces: stares at notes, lays down, naps, repeats
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“Okay, I understand my chart, but there’s a problem... I really don’t like it.”

I see too many people complaining about how they dislike the placements of their birth chart, either because ( a ) they don’t relate to it, ( b ) they relate to it but wish they weren’t that way, or ( c ) they simply aren’t fond of the person that it describes. I’m here to tell you that there’s no need to get frustrated.

Your natal chart exists to help you find out who you were before you wanted to be anyone.

Astrology isn’t a box that you have to confine yourself to; it’s not about having something else tell you who you are or who you have to be. Natal astrology is a tool for self-discovery and self-help. Your natal chart is a snapshot of what our solar system looked like at the moment of your birth, and it serves as a map of your inner realm, but maps don’t tell you what car to drive or that you can’t take alternate routes. Maps tell you where you are, not where you have to go. You can grow beyond your natal chart. You can choose to behave any way you want. You have more power over yourself than you think.

Now the issue turns into “What use is the natal chart, then?” The answer is that you still started somewhere, and astrology describes the person you were born as; it can help point out what you’re good at, what you’re bad at, why these things are happening to you, and so on. It’s still useful.

Astrology is not only a science, it’s an art, too; that means it’s relative. Use it however you want to.

I recommend learning about astrology yourself and interpreting your own chart, because I didn’t relate to a few of my placements until I did that. You can’t rely completely on other people’s interpretations; that’ll get you nowhere. My final thought is that natal astrology is what helps you to be yourself, but you are entirely in control of becoming yourself.

Signs and their temper

Aries: doesn’t like people stepping on their toes and interrupting them from doing what they know they can do. Likely to fly off the handle. They fight back.

Taurus: their temper has a long fuse and it won’t go off until the little last straw sets them off. They’re loud, obnoxious, emotional and it takes a lot of time for them to calm back down.

Gemini: they’re likely to internalize it all, but you can see their anger with shaky hands, narrowed eyes, and watch out for that silver-tongue.

Cancer: they ignore you, and if they must speak, it will be short and passive-agressive. They will eventually forgive you, but will never forget.

Leo: their anger has a short fuse, because they are more sensitive than you’re aware of. They hate public desplays, but if they find themselves in one, they make a scene.

Virgo: they will get quiet but extremely fierce and verbally kick your ass. They are hurt but will express it as anger. Most likely, they won’t ever want to speak or see you ever again.

Libra: very passive agressive. They make remarks, belittle you, and act as if everything’s okay, because they know they’re getting underneath your skin.

Scorpio: they don’t want you to see them during their weak moments. They calmly cut you down to nothing with bitter, biting and hurtful words.

Sagittarius: as fast as they’re mad, they’re over it. But you better believe you will catch “the cold hard truth” coming out of their mouth.

Capricorn: steely gaze, disgusted look, emotional, they let their anger come out in their actions and how they treat you. You will feel like you never mattered.

Aquarius: these people either get rebelious and mad, or withdrawn and quiet. The loud will rip you apart and the quiet will come for you later and let you know what a disappointment you are.

Pisces: whan pushed, they are down and out fighters. They will undoubtedly have a few key points to make as well. They will not hold back.

*also check your mars sign

The signs as shit I do:

Aries: Occasionally, when someone one is speaking bullsh*t at a very fast pace, I will turn and slap them. Hard.
Taurus: Shrugging because I don't care about what someone's saying (I do this a lot with my maths teacher)
Gemini: Chatting to someone really calmly, then turning around and screaming at someone if they make to loud a noise.
Cancer: I am a cancer so?? Probably meeting someone and instantly adopting them into my family (I have 14 children thus far)
Leo: Referring to myself as King Hoe whenever someone tries to insult me.
Virgo: Spending two hours drawing a beautiful title for my homework and then rushing the actual work.
Scorpio: Blame all my feelings on missing my ex when 99% of the time it actually has nothing to do with them.
Sagittarius: Planning excessively about travelling the world next summer (three countries in the space of a month eyy)
Capricorn: Being really super embarrassed when I get something wrong.
Aquarius: "How weird is it though, mum, that like, you gave birth to me, and now I walk about, talk, do homework,and like, exist? Isn't that weird for you?"
Pisces: When I'm sad I send my friends cute little messages to make sure they aren't.

just thought I’d pass this on to tumblr, please be careful at Halloween!!

Wait what!? 

omg someone was handing these fuckers out at the art store today! as “Halloween candy” they smelled awful so i threw them in the trash! DEAR LORD! 

So they are actually doing this!

Remember everyone! Don’t eat candy that has been opened or looks SUPER SUSPICIOUS. Especially these!

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have… have none of you seen a tab of E

well now that I googled it I have

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But here’s the thing, this post is ridiculously uninformative, even if it were true.

I know people really like to spread the mythos that people who use recreational drugs get off on foisting them on unsuspecting people.  By and large this is inaccurate, and if it does occur it is less a function of recreational drug use and more a function of dipshitted, irresponsible people.

Your responsible recreational drug-using friend should advise you what they’re giving you, explain to you how it works, and give you the opportunity to try it out in a situation you’re comfortable in, with a backup plan to get you somewhere quiet and safe in the event of a bad trip.  And furthermore, they should always respect your declination of the offer.

If they don’t, they’re a jackass, drug-user or not.  

Plus, this stuff costs serious money.  Why give it away to strangers for a laugh? 

Let’s get off that train, it’s presumptuous and helps perpetuate that War on Drugs B.S.. And by now we all fucking know to only eat wrapped-up candies from our trick-or-treat bags and to carefully inspect or throw out anything homemade from a strange source.  Safe Hallowe’ening 101, everybody. But!  Let’s talk a bit frankly about the compound pictured here.

MDMA/Ecstasy is a chemically synthesized compound, so if you were to “eat” the “candy”, it would pretty much taste like chewing on a Tylenol.  You’d get that same bitterness from the acids.  By and large, it would be ridiculously unappealing.  Plus, the tabs are, generally speaking and most of the time, literally shaped like pills, sometimes embossed with a cool symbol.  

They really don’t resemble candies at all, and on the off chance you got a tab that was, the jig would be up the minute you put one in your mouth.

Provided that the compound in the tablet is actually MDMA, you will not have hallucinations.  You will have euphoria, elevated body temperature, and a ridiculous come-down but everything should be over in about 12-14 hours. 

If you THINK you have been duped into taking E or something that looks like E, here is what you do:

  • First off, if it was presented to you as a candy and you get a “pill” taste in your mouth, immediately spit it out, rinse your mouth with water, and eat something.  
  • Save whatever’s left of what you were given until you’re all the way down/back to normal.  In the event something goes awry and you need medical attention, having what you took to show to the medical staff will help them treat you.
  • Try very hard not to panic.  None of these compounds will instantly kill you.
  • MDMA will elevate your body temperature.  Get some water and make sure you have some always on hand.  Sip, don’t chug.  Try to avoid caffeine, because if you got dosed with this stuff, you’re going to be up for awhile.
  • If you get the euphoria, simply ride it out.
  • If doing any of the above is impossible for whatever medical reason, and/or if you begin to feel uncomfortable physically or mentally, go to the emergency room immediately.
  • When in the emergency room, be upfront with the medical staff.  This is extremely important.

Be safe, but be informed.  And for the love of toast, don’t take unwrapped candies from strangers.

Now I will reblog this since someone sensible commented on it

Was thinking that shit the whole time, lmao

honestly laughing and leaving this comment on every post I see about it ^^

The signs throwing a party together

Aries: pregaming before the party
Taurus: in charge of snacks (self-appointed)
Gemini: on their phone trying to find out when everyone will arrive
Cancer: keeps their eye on Aries
Leo: decorating
Virgo: cleaning frantically
Libra: hosting/greets all the guests
Scorpio: hiding the valuables
Sagittarius: shows up late and gets into a heated debate with one of the guests
Capricorn: orchestrated the whole party
Aquarius: keeps trying to add weird songs to the music queue
Pisces: almost forgot there was a party and shows up late

The signs when they find out that their crush likes them back

Aries: fINALLY! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!

Taurus: *on the outside* cool. *on the inside* YESYESYESYESYES OH HAPPY DAY

Gemini: it’s about damn time

Cancer: NO FUCKING WAY IM CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS FOR ONCE

Leo: that’s great news but…it’s nothing new. please take a number and get in line.

Virgo: 11:11 WORKS

Libra: alright. now is the time to put the cheesy pick up lines into action *smirks creepily yet charmingly*

Scorpio: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

Sagittarius: *winks* hey there

Capricorn: gREAT! now I have to avoid you.

Aquarius: *squints eyes suspiciously* really? *squints harder* why?

Pisces: dreams do come true