@dragoonthegreat / dragoonthegreat.tumblr.com
wait i’m curious
put in the tags how many times you’ve changed usernames and what your old one(s) were. or don’t. i’m not your mom
although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
it's the holidays, you know what that means
Leslie’s Sinister Concoction
The Circleville Herald, Ohio, April 18, 1957
*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…
i’ve literally been here the whole time
I’m a man now
two ants have performed the world smallest and most delicate kiss
BENJAMIN (2018) ➛ written and directed by simon amstell
i’m sorry. i was scared i wasn’t capable of love, which, i think, was actually just to cover the really scary thing which is that i love you.
no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see
Scrimshawed whale bone pie crimper in shape of a Unicorn, made by a sailor for a beloved person ashore or aboard, mid 19th century
Constructed from two sections of whale ivory with a baleen spacer. Well-formed head with inset baleen eyes and applied baleen ears and horn. Fluted wheel with a star-shaped hub supported by the unicorn's front legs. Elegantly formed rear legs and looping tail. c. 20cm long
The lion of Gripsholm Castle (from 18th century Sweden) is considered one of the worst examples of taxidermy.
HELLO?
the first but definitely not the second
Hell yeah baby, I’m not straight but I am in a straight relationship AND I COULDNT BE HAPPIER, NOT ALL MEN SUCK LMAO
Not even
Wouldst thou like to live above averagely
having gay sex is like the least problematic thing that has happened in that US senate hearing room
