I need a cooking show with these three as the judges. Please.
winning contestant: makes a molé enchilada that is somehow also a functioning bicycle and inexplicably utilizes saltine crackers and marshmallows as ingredients but it works
I don’t even ship them but vote them the answer is obvious
I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.
Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.
stargazing-at-the-moon
YES
also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old
- everybody has a half dozen names and none of them are their “real” name.
- which name(s) you know gives you different powers over them.
- there are Rules but you mostly have to figure them out for yourself.
- getting the Rules wrong or breaking them can cost you more than you ever even knew you had.
- Maximum Horny at all times
- be careful what you wish for or you just might get it
- Gift Of Prophecy
- Illegal Use Of Bones
Speaking of fanfiction.net, did you know that while it was seven years ago and therefore obviously well out of date (though given the declining traffic over the past few years, that's not the biggest issue), some insane person (positive) on archive.org managed to do the unthinkable and archive a full snapshot of the site despite its infamous unarchivability; I didn't until I went looking for if anyone had good tips on downloading from there easily and found a reddit thread from 2016. It's here. So while I continue to fret about how goddamn difficult archiving the website in full will ever be when it inevitably collapses on us randomly, at the very least we have a snapshot of it as of 2016, in fact.
pride poll
extremely funny seeing the tags roll in that say shit like "say sike...." "this is a jumpscare" "q slur tw" "ofc people who like queer say they like mogai" i know this flavor of rancid personality so well
Hi Joy!
Looks like you and your niece had a lot of fun :DD
I noticed your earrings tho, they're really cool! The other day when you posted a pic from the hair dresser (?), you wore another pair of fun earrings. Is there a specific place you get them from?
Best wishes!
Thank you! All the earrings I've been wearing recently are made by Bonniedoes on Instagram/TikTok.
Her shop is Fantasy Fabrications, and she does updates every few weeks with new merch. Sometimes she'll do repeat runs of things if she has enough material/requests for them. All of my stuff has been from her "whimsicore" collection.
I can honestly say I love them. They're so much lighter than a lot of my other crystal-heavy earrings/cuffs, and Bonnie intentionally makes a lot of her stuff as lightweight/sensory-friendly as possible to make it accessible for other fellow disabled folks. Her comfy corset range is also very mobility/POTS friendly, though I haven't bought one yet myself.
“Someone needs to find some music for that” @plaidadder I found the perfect music for it, I regret nothing
OH MY GOD
Thank you, granada-brett-crumbs, you don’t know how much I needed these few seconds of pure joy
Reblogging this cause I anticipate a need to watch it frequently.
This is definitely in the top ten list of “things I accidentally inspired on the internet”
TGIF, Granada Holmes fandom!
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Oh my God
This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet
This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”
Source: justcatposts
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Paid for seven thousand, the other 100k was free
