Puppies & Puns

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”

And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”

That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

“No red flags” girl he’s a Jacobite. 

got my heart broken in Revachol 

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futurama episodes be funny as hell and then the last 2 minutes are like

"The Uruk-Hai actor was supposed to miss but accidentally threw the prop dagger right at Viggo Mortenson's face and he slashed it out of the air because he's an actual knight"

Hades Underworld Triptych by Joanne Tran and Jen Zee

If you vote please reblog and maybe put your age I'm the tags because I'm curious as to who this reaches.

Game design tip: Always use the "Search" function when updating terminology or checking your text for consistency. You will never remember every place in the text that a given term is relevant, and you'll end up missing instances in the oddest places.

Game design corollary: While you're doing this, you may be inclined to think "well, the Replace button is right next to the Search button, and it sure would save me a lot of time". That is the Devil talking.

Oh, god, yes. No good ever comes from using the Replace function. I always think of that poor author whose novel ended up with the term 'occutrousers' in the British edition because some stuffy Brit publisher didn't like the term 'pants.'

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS --

(to be clear, though, that publisher wasn’t being stuffy. as I understand it, “pants” means “underwear” in the UK)

This is a problem if and only if you don’t know how to use these tools. Want to change your character Dan’s name to Frederick? Just select these two options and you can replace all with a clean conscience. 

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12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines

Incredible! Gives me hope that there could be peace on earth

Serious goosebumps

What’s the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

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vulnerability is like so hard, if I told you anything sappy please know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression

Hope all of you who wanted it to be cold again are proud of yourselves

i am thank you

HELL YEAH WINTER GANG

It’s easy to get warm again. Not so easy to get cold again

dear people who didn’t grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say “hey i wanna show you something from veggietales,” 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like you’re high for the duration of the silly song they’re boutta pull up

this video specifically is the reason i have this sense of humor

There is a Veggietales LOTR parody called the Lord of the Beans, and it is the best parody of anything created ever.

The Silly Songs with Larry from that movie is an Elvis parody that sets up the line “You’re no elf! You’re an Elvish impersonator!”

Every character name is a glorious pun. The Gollum character lost his magic bean when he used it to summon a 300-pound marshmallow peep and fell into a sugar coma. I don’t even know