"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Clair screamed at her captain
"Crewmen you have not just assulted an injured coworker, you apreare to have threatened others into defending you. This matrer is over and done!" The captain responded coldly
" Assu- I WAS PREFIRMING CPR!"
" I do not care what kind of ritual that is, injured crewmembers are to be handled by the hospital staff alone and are most definetly not to be punched in the chest!"
"I DID NOT PUNCH HIM"
"Whitnesses say otherwise"
Clair took a big breath and sighed before co tinuing more calmly "Have you talked to Max yet? Or a human medical specialist for that matter?"
" Well you put our chief medical officer out of comission but don't worry, we will take the victims statement when they wake up, untill further notice you will be confined to-"
At that moment the doors burst open with several humans piling up on alien guards while a tall skinny man, who appeared to barely be standing hurried in the best he could.
"MAX!" Clair shouted in surprise "What are you doing here you should be resting!"
"And let you get fired for this, no way"
"ORDER" the captain roared! "What in the blazes is going on here? Crewman, I'll have you know that even if you were a victim of this attack I will not allow vigilante justice on my-"
"Oh can it you cretin!" Max said a she sat down
"Excuse me?" Was all the captain managed to say in response before Max continued
" You're excused. Now if you had half a brain you would have looked up what CPR was before aresting the person eho saved my fucking life! Some cretin left live wires uncovered and as I leaned agais the wrong wall I got Enough electricity to light up half of New York for a day running trough my body! What Clair did were chest compressions! She restarted my heart!"
"B-but she is not a trianed medical servicemen! And you had bruizes all over your body, not just electrical burns!" The captain stammered
" Yeah muscles spasm when they get shocked. I got flunged into the wall because of it, hence the bruises. And all human crewmates know basic CPR. It is required from any spacer to know first aid for at least 4 species." Max said
"I- I see. I ... apologize for my rash judgement crewmen."
" Am I not being arrested? " Clair asked
"No, you are not" the captin said with a look of shame
"Then I accept the apology ... now please help me drag this diva back to thw med bay before I actually knock him out" Clair said looking at Max
" Hey carefull Clair, maybe captain never heard of hyperbole"
If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.
Died on inactives
Just married couple in front of their burning car - photographer unknown
I looked up the original photo because I was wondering why the groom had no toes and was convinced this might be AI generated, but no. This is a real photo, but in the original the groom is wearing shoes. OP did you photoshop this image (badly) to make the groom barefoot???…
OP please answer
Happy Independence Day from Adorkable Twilight & Friends!!
Twilight and Sunny
Since I’m doing the G5+older gens for the stickers, I also wanted to make a similar series with the matching ponies and g4 for the prints! The first one is Sunny and Twily! This is also the patreon/ko-fi print for this month! Join the 10€ tier before the 31st of April to recieve it in the mail! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cutepencilcase Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/cutepencilcase
The Cakes really ramped up security since last time.
ATG Day 4: Draw a pony with a secret mission / Draw a pony being sly as a fox.
I’ve been wanting to draw that toy for a while into an actual design because I haven’t seen anyone else do it yet; it’s literally Starlight if she were to follow in Trixie’s hoofsteps! How could I not?! Welcome the Great and Powerful–Starlight Glimmer!
