hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

that's dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

I’m naked.

$0

i love acquiring new sounds for my vocabulary. ough. oughghghgh. ough,,,,,. weh! wehhhh. lkjghslkdfjghsdjghs. hhhhhhhhh. hrgngnggnhghghghghgh,

i know this is the autism webbed site but it’s not gonna go that big, right?

YOU PEOPLE CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

Ough

need the mutuals to know that when you guys reblog posts from me I go 'teeheeheehee they love me <33'

Alucard doodles because the special interest is interesting, might make some of them full pieces

Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it's totally normal [-1]

Hi everyone thank you for reblogging could you check the original post now 😊

Sound ON!!

stuoidnmentlaheslth a all a tsuepid mental healthwalkbsrulidptbsbmenalhealthwalj stupid mental healfhsak stUPID MENTAL HEALTH WALK

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

you say this like it’s a bad thing

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

You guys heard of this youtube site yet

concept sketch for a plague doc wyrm ::)

B L O C K E D

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

"Sorry for hurting your feelings earlier. I was trying to say x, but I guess it came across wrong. I don't think you're stupid."

or

"Sorry I snapped at you. I didn't get enough sleep last night so my patience is a little low today."

is a better apology than

"I want you to know that I am sorry that my actions offended you. I take full accountability for my actions and I am listening and learning. I hear you."

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

good news: there is!

Support the folks posting work on comment-ebabled sites!

I love when people leave comments on my old stuff.

Its like passive income but it actually works to make me happy.

Honestly though, comments like that are gold to me. I love to write and a comment telling me that something I’ve done has improved someone’s life even in a small way? That’s impact. We live in societies that tell us over and over we have no value and nothing we do is ever good enough. So for someone to post a comment telling us that we improved their lives with our stories? That tells us our effort had value. We writers set out to improve the world in tiny ways, offering random acts of kindness in the form of a few minutes’ entertainment, and comments tell us we’ve achieved that little goal.

I can’t tell you how much the comments I got on my fics during the last three months meant to me. In April, my Nana had a stroke. We thought she was going to recover. After running scans, she was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. At the end of May, she was in hospice. We lost her on June 6th.

I’m still struggling to write. But the comments some lovely readers left me during one of the hardest times of my life were a spark of joy when I truly needed it most.

You never know what someone is going through, and taking a moment out of your day to say “Hey, I love what you made” can make such a difference.

Please do not be overfamiliar with me when I'm having a difficult time. If you'd like to approach me and offer me kind words that's fine and I appreciate it but do not call me "baby" or "darling" or "sweetheart" if we've literally never spoken before.

This is genuinely pathetic. They blocked me for this lmao

Shoutout to my 5'3" big spoon cuddlers yall clinging on like a fucking backpack

being a girl and hitting puberty is so traumatic. you go from being a genderless little free thing to being hit with shaving and makeup and growing breasts and skincare and menstruation and suddenly being sexualised when like a few years ago you could take your shirt off to play in the stream and trade yugioh cards with the boys and come home covered in mud and not even think about it. and then you spend years hating being a girl and hating everything puberty did to you and wishing you could be a boy or be completely genderless again and it takes you Many years to come to terms with yourself Or you simply try to Lean In to everything and do makeup tutorials on YouTube and claim it’s for fun. like how can this be treated as normal

trans people AND cis women 🤝 struggling to exist in a marked body which the world wants to shape, control and project meaning on to against your will

I don't know about the rest of you, but I got a letter from my good friend Jonathan today saying he's alive and well and done with his business and heading home in a week. It was strictly businesslike, not at all his usual style, but I figure he's just In The Zone. Lawyers, amirite?