Nathan Phillips makes America great.

The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around

This deserves more notes

I think this just a poor excuse for having bad taste.

Take for example Mission Impossible: Fallout. Literally overrated in that every single critic I know has lauded this as the best action film of the summer of 2018. But having watched myself I can tell you it failed in every possible aspect except for the camera work. Chase scenes go on for too long, the plot twists are overdone and predictable, nearly every word spoken by the supporting cast is just Ethan dicksucking, and Henry Cavill is the least convincing MI villain I’ve ever had the misfortune of watching. Man cannot act. I could go on and on.

And I LOVED Rogue Nation. I really wanted Fallout to be good. Certainly hyped the shit out of it to my friend who I dragged along.

Some things are simply bad (or at least not as good as they could have been), and there is nothing wrong with enjoying bad things. Whether you want to acknowledge that fact or not is what makes your opinion worthwhile.

Bad news everyone, no one else is allowed to like Mission Impossible because LookHeavy on Tumblr.Com has declared his thoughts on a piece of amusement is more valid than everyone else’s.

We must consult @lookheavy on Tumblr.com before we are allowed to state if we enjoy it. We don’t want to enjoy something too much or else Lookheavy on Tumblr.com will tell us we are wrong.

HA XD

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

Election Tampering is happening

Don’t vote straight tickets, don’t just select Democrat. Do each choice individually. People voting straight tickets in Texas caught the machines changing Beto votes to Cruz, while leaving the rest of the ticket Democrat.

Do individual votes, CHECK OVER YOUR BALLOT BEFORE YOU SUBMIT. Don’t exit out and try to start over, you aren’t allowed, your vote will be nulled. Get a poll worker to help you and have THEM document any machine errors, don’t take a pic of your ballot. Get a receipt of your vote. Ask poll workers how they are backing up votes. If you vote by mail, it’s critical to get your ballot in the mail asap. Thousands of votes aren’t counted because they’re stamped too late.

If you’re voting in person, go over every choice in the ballot carefully, and double check that the machine hasn’t changed your choice BEFORE you hit submit. Take your time, even if there’s a long line outside. Ask poll people for help if you have any questions. THERE ARE NO DUMB QUESTIONS.

Sometimes I have to ask really basic questions over and over and over before I understand stuff. I never forget, once it’s in my head, but some stuff takes clarifying and reclarifying and re-re-clarifying. I have learned to tell people that I’m not trying to be obtuse or difficult, that I have ADHD and I have to ask and re-ask. I don’t love sharing that with strangers, but it’s the most effective approach (I’ve tried a lot of different coping and learning methods over the years, including “I’d rather people think I’m stupid or sullen or contrary, I’ll be damned if I tell them that I process stuff differently”). But now I repeat back what they said to me, and they say, yup, that’s right, and then usually I say, I have ADHD, so I need to run this by you again to make sure I’m on the same page as you, and I ask some more questions, and 99% of the time they’re cool with it, and help me till I understand. A few people go from thinking I’m contrary to thinking I’m dumb, you can see it in their faces after I explain, but 1. Who cares, I need to understand, so they need to help me, and 2. I don’t think other people are dumb when they don’t notice all the things I see, from subtext to prediction to whatever. There are a lot of ways to be a person. I’m pretty secure with my level of intelligence, and I don’t look down on non-ADHD brains ffs, and 3. This is a small, but important aspect of disability and accessibility. If I told them I had dyslexia, people would be more patient with me re-stating and re-questioning. If I had other disabilities, they would be legally required to assist me or make the process accessible to me.

Everyone gets a seat at the table.

Everyone gets a vote.

Ask for help if you need it, is what I’m saying here.

More info here. TL;DR - voting in Texas is an absolute clusterfuck that suppresses voter turnout in just about every aspect.

https://www.gq.com/story/texas-voting-machines-cruz-orourke

Why would anyone even VOTE for Cruz? Fucker looks like the act of smiling is agonizing to him.

Maybe some of you have heard about that awesome sea slug that contains algae chloroplasts and can actually photosynthesize like a plant, right? Well, it also seems that its ability to utilize chloroplasts was a mutation induced by a virus. The virus continues to operate in the maintenance of this process. 100% of the species is infected. ……And after they lay their eggs, 100% of them are killed by that virus. Not by “aging” or some other natural life cycle trigger. They just stop being necessary now that they’ve made a new generation and the virus re-activates what were probably its original deadly symptoms when the two first met millions of years ago.

whoop there it is

If you white n you wanna help post this

I just starting bawling my eyes out

Slavery was a choice though right? 

My grandpa lives in clarksdale, Mississippi and HATES white people with a passion. I grew up listening to stories like this. His cousins had to flee to Chicago in the 60s for trying to fight a group of white landowners who wanted to hang them for trying to leave the land they worked on.

Slavery turned into “share cropping” if you kept your slaves ignorant and isolated then they didn’t know they had been freed. This went on well into the 60’s the fucking 60’s these people are still alive dealing with this type of shit in the deep south.

My friend said to “fact check” this and I’m like…black ppl are literally saying they were kept as slaves what is there to fact check. Anyway, sharecropping was still slavery as far as I’m concerned.

An error? Is this even legal??

35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE

Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system

Keep in mind that an old white guy got house arrest for raping a child this week.

the most accurate thing i have seen in a while

I like how no one needs to say what this is about. We all know.

i hate white men who say they’re ‘playing devil’s advocate’. i’m like: the devil already has lots of advocates, and they all look like you, and this isn’t a fun game.

They Might Be Giants said: You can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.

shit son

The problem isn’t that “the country is divided” the problem is the increasing acceptance of fascism as a legitimate political position. Framing it as a problem of division puts those who want to kill the poor, LGBT people, and poc on equal moral footing with those who would like not to die.

keep reblogging this white people are getting mad

I’m white and I’ll never not reblog it because there’s no lie here

^^^^^

“Why do you say stuff about white people when you’re white?”

Well, Karen, there are “white people” and “White People™”.

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.