Derby and Dragons

I moved pictures again!!! It’s full of love dragon age animation this time! Here are some frames, but actually it’s 44 sec long video you can watch on my tiktok or insta

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time

some people are (understandably) upset that i didn’t tuck my phone in. listening and learning and taking accountability

OP I need you to know that this is the cutest thing I've ever seen and I immediately had to make one for my phone as soon as I saw it.

My elderly phone is gonna sleep so good here.

Made a pillow and tucked her in for bed

if you can’t handle me when im broke you don’t deserve me when i hav 15 dollers

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

Gamecube girl's Wii wife is back from her run :3 (she/her for both) [commissions are open! info here]

if i was stuck in a room witha crocodile id gain its trust and we would escape together

Kinkajou!! 🏵️

Style is hype and the hero we didn’t know we needed

Tupandactylus imperator with Ginkgo huolinhensis. Both species from the Early Cretaceous. There is an interesting paper which discusses how pterosaur pycnofibres may be synonymous with bird feathers featuring T. imperator. Cool stuff!

Colours and patterns were inspired by toucans, various parakeets and monarch butterflies :)

BEAUTIIIFULLLLLL

A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

✨✨✨ ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ ✨✨✨

DRAGONS LOCATED

Samus in her Metroid Suit, from Metroid Dread 💚❤️

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight

Category 5 yearning faggot event. 43 dead 87 injured

Asexuality win! Person who repeatedly pressured their ace partner to "compromise" on sex because it was "a necessary part of a healthy relationship" fucking dies. <3

I gotta be one of those disgustingly love dove people online to tell you all a story

My whole entire life I tried to find why I didn't care for sex. Went to a psychiatrist, did bloodwork to see if my hormones were okay, and even though nothing seems wrong physically a doctor even offered me testosterone in gel to try and increase my libido, even though I did not have a hormone imbalance.

I always thought sex when dating an Allo person should be a compromise. Yeah, once a week or every two weeks idk. It's like going to the movies to watch something you don't really want to, but you go because your partner wants your company, you know?

I'm going out with this precious person. Fucking amazing. He was horrified I even tried to take hormones for something I don't even want to feel. I told him my idea of "it's not THAT bad, I can handle sex once or twice a month"

and he's all like "what the fuck, no? I've got hands? And I can watch something and get off myself? You don't owe sex anytime ever, if you never want it that's so fucking okay."

So, for all you asexual people who think the only way you may be able to find love is with another asexual person, sure that's an option, but it's not required. You just gotta find someone who's not shitty.

"Oh but my partner is amazing I just have to deal with sex once in a while when they need" NO. That's not amazing. If they ARE amazing they will not try to push sex on you.

When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

forget that they made cassandra straight, the real disservice bioware did to wlw everywhere was making cassandra a protagonist, actually. like, come on. she's MUCH hotter as an antagonist and you all know it.

the moment she stopped wanting my head on a pike they LOST me. what a waste! what an inexplicably rejected opportunity! they chose to pander and this was what they came up with? a loss for women everywhere.

the "melting the heart of the ice queen" style of heterosexual pandering is OLD and STALE. it has been DONE. cassandra sat around on her ass doing nothing all game. she was out of her element. she was a beautiful tiger in a cage. she could have been hunting me like prey.