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Random Awesomeness

@dragongirlmesilune

A slightly crazy young woman's thoughts on the world.

We all know about the DDOS attacks on AO3 as it is still down. So it is very important we talk about the KOSA(Kids Online Safety Act) that is going to hit the floor soon. Because if that act goes through this could very much be the new reality of not only AO3 but online fandom spaces within the next year. The point of this act is to limit queer media and to eliminate online queer spaces.

Let me stress, the politicians are lying to you. Democrats and Republicans are lobbying for this. It is not pro trans rights and it is not pro lgbtq rights. This is very reminiscent of the Restrict Act! Politicians can SUE websites for having QEEER CONTENT. This act will not protect kids, it will further separate and marginalize the queer community!

If this bill goes through AO3, Wattpad, TikTok, Tumblr, and Twitter will be limited and fanfiction websites could be wiped out all together. If you are apart of fandom spaces pay attention and ACT! Call and email your senators! AND SIGN THE BELOW PETITIONS!

Reblog this! Send the links to people who aren’t on Tumblr! If you care about fandom, fandom spaces, your ships, your blorbos, fanfiction writers’ works, freedom to create, etc. Spread this!

If you aren’t American you can still sign/send some of these!

Danny Phantom, ranting to the birds and bats: You know how there’s like, that one rogue you just don’t want to deal with. But it’s not like you can’t whip his ass and send him back to where he came from, you just don’t want to put up with him. But if you don’t deal with him, he’ll just go and blow up an entire warehouse. You know what I mean?
The batfam, collectively thinking about Kite Man, Baffler, and Condiment King: Yes.

I come with a bird skeleton and an idea: Jack Napier has been one of the most persistent ghosts in trying to ask for Danny's aid as king. His request? Get rid of whatever entity is puppeting his body around as the Joker. He'd like to be dead in peace and he can't do that with his body running around committing atrocities.

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oh that's interesting. Having Jack Napier be a regular guy and have his body possessed by this entity called The Joker? I would love to see the ghost of Jack Napier curb stomp The Joker while insulting the shit out of him for using his body as a puppet

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Dick was returning from one mission with the Titans. Old man Slade Wilson never learned his lesson. It was shameful when he lost to some awkward teenagers, and now, after training and experience, those beatings were even more humiliating.

They were in the tower, eating pizza, drinking soda, complaining about their adult lives, reminiscing about old missions. Even Roy was able to be here, since Lian was spending some with Grandpa Ollie and Grandma Deedee. Until Rachel dropped her drink and zoned, with glowing eyes.

"Rae, is everything ok?"

Victor was worried. Rachel has changed a lot since she was a girl afraid of Trigon. She is powerful, confident, and more soft with her friends, even if she has the good old Raven mood. But seeing her like this, was never a good sign.

"I'm fine, it's the House of Mysteries. It is trying to open a door here. I don't know if the wards can be maintained for much more time."

The House of Mysteries? What Constantine would possibly be thinking in coming into the Tower. He wasn't in bad terms with them, but the man always meant trouble.

"Can't you let him in, before he breaks his way through? You would have less work to do."

"I know Dick, but the man stinks and have no manners. I've cleaned the tower today, I don't want muddy footprints inside."

"C'mon Rachel, we can make Garfield clean, since he always ditches."

Before Garfield could say anything, Donna put her hand over his mouth and Rachel answered.

"Okay, but I won't be on cleaning duty for a few months."

And just like that, a door opened in their living room, and from it, the Laughing Magician made his appearance.

"Titans."

"John."

"Oh please Nightwing, I would've called, but none of you gave me your phone numbers."

"Well, you can always call Batman. He loves when you have bad news for him."

"Funny you mention that , I came here to talk about him."

Was Bruce in any form of danger? Dick was always cautious with Constantine, but now he was worried about his father.

"What is threatening him John?"

"Oh, besides the usual Gothamites? Nothing much mate, I just want your help to convince him to allow someone to do something in Gotham. That person would love to repay the favor, and they are a pretty powerful entity."

Hm, that was unusual. Constantine never hesitated to appear in the cave or manor unannounced and uninvited. To have him come here to broker a favor with Bruce on someone's behalf, could mean a multitude of things.

"And I suppose this friend of yours will also owe you one for this situation."

"You caught me red handed, I can never pass up a good deal. In my heart, I'm bargain hunter."

Dick could probably hear Rachel's eyes rolling, she despised the man.

"Wait a little Nightwing, Constantine is known to throw people under the bus for his deals. We need more information."

"Well, good thing I came prepared for you Raven. Do you recall that your daddy had a playmate in the Beyond? Someone under the name of Pariah Dark?"

"The High King of the Infinite Realms? You've made a deal with him?!"

"Not so fast sugar. Dark is no more. A new guy beat him fair and square and there is a new Ghost King in the game. Recently deceased, not an Ancient. His situation is similar to that psychopomp in the other kids League. Did some heroing, and ended up with the crown. Inconceivable powerful, but he has a nasty hero complex and is into self sacrificing. Could do his business in Gotham and power through any opposition we could throw. Not even Shazam could stop him. I'm trying to avoid conflict here. For each living person, there's billions of his folk. I'm really lucky that he is trying to be polite."

That changed things. Rachel's face went from angry, to confused, to worried. Constantine may be a irresponsible bastard that rarely suffer the consequences of his actions, but he is not a fool. The situation was more delicate than what he anticipated.

"If you had opened with that, I'm sure that Batman would have helped you. Why did you came to for help convincing him?"

"Does the name Jack Napier rings any bells to you?"

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The best part of this is? Napier was kind of an abusive piece of shit. Like? No joke he DID beat his wife. Was NOT a good man.

But! He was utterly human. Just a self centered, angry, cowardly, AVERAGE man who took his entitlement out on the people around him. He ate hot dogs. Liked base ball. Was one of millions like him.

He died falling into a chemical mixture that was bright, bright day glow green.

Something that DRASTICLY warped his mind and appearance. Were Ace Chemicals messing with Ectoplasm? Or did that particular mix just conduct the HIGHLY CURSED City's natural cess pit of the stuff, particularly well? Everyone who could answer THAT is likely dead.

But... even your average pos has lines. Ask them to kick their girlfriend? They can justify to themselves. They are stressed. She just makes him so ANGRY. Excuse, excuse, and excuse.

But ask them to kick the crying little girl, with cancer, who has fallen from her wheel chair and hurt herself? Sitting on the dirty looking hospital floor in her hello kitty pajamas. Blood running down her too thin arm from where the iv was ripped by the sudden fall. Clearly having the worst day of her young life? Go on. Kick her.

Napier would NEVER.

The JOKER? Well it would be FUNNY!

And that's why he can't let go. Because as cowardly, terrible, and selfish as he was?

Jack Napier was still human. He had empathy. The capacity to be better. Hell, he was even going to be a father soon. That's why he needed the money.

Now there is a MONSTER wearing his face. His wife and his son will live in TERROR and SHAME for the rest of their lives, thinking that THING was HIM. He wanted to be FUNNY. Make people LAUGH. Be one of those big time comedians and give his little family the WORLD.

Look what that THING has twisted his hearts desire into. His childhood dream.

And does he even WANT to be a ghost? Is it hurting? Instead of the Joy of pursuing his Obsession! Just a terrible, chain-like, slog of "I can not rest until that THING is gone". Like sleep deprivation of the soul. A torture. Denied a rest he wants so badly, begging the king, this CHILD, to just... just make it STOP.

Just take a shotgun and put down what ever rabid THING crawled out of that vat.

Please.

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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

excellent article on why KOSA is fucking awful, how it affects teens, lgbtq+ young people and other underage marginalized groups, and why you should care about how it affects them even if you’re not in the states.

Why is KOSA not trending? This bill aims to take down fandom related sites INCLUDING TUMBLR!!!?? Like we need to get this to #1 on trending and FAST! Please reblog posts on the tags with more resources and spread the word people, this is actually terrifying!!!

Also it doesn’t even end with KOSA, the Earn It Act and many more censorship bills are trying to slip through our legislature and I haven’t seen many people talk about it!

Remember everyone, this isn’t about “protecting children,” because if it was they’d go after actual R34 sites instead of queer people trying to live their damn lives!

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How I think these mfs snore

Medic - HONKshooHONKshoo

Sniper - *dead silence*

Spy -  𝐻𝒪𝒩𝒦𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾𝐻𝒪𝒩𝒦𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾

Scout - hoooOOOONK? …  hoooOOOONK?

Pyro - *horrifying wheeze every three minutes*

Soldier - A̸̩̳̻͖̣̜̅͜A̵̧͊̽̿̚Ǎ̵͇̦̺̋̀̀͋̎͆̚A̵̫̭̬̪͒̆̐̋̊͠A̸̛̠̲̯̍̽͐̈́̚̕͠A̸͚̓̎A̴̧̨̛̙̜̼̲̗̗͌̍̔́͆͋ͅÄ̶̡̺͈͙̀͜͜A̵̝͍̙̤͕̋̈́̍͂̈̈̔͒̃͜A̵̬̱̯̫̜͉̣̅̍̇A̸͇̻̩̫̒̈̿̎̚̚͝͝A̵̻̖̗͕̼͋͐̍́̎̇͝A̶̢̭͈̗̐̐͒Ȁ̵̗̗̲̦͚̒͝Â̶̘̟͉̯͓̻͗̊̈́ͅͅĄ̴͇͇͎̯̄̌̆̀̈͗̈̋̃͜A̷̛̱͙̫͒̽͛͌̾̿͝A̵̺͔͇͗͆͆̓͆̂̓Ą̷̢̗͙̘̖̣͑͆̆̅̿̐̓͜͠A̴̺̖̭̖̱͋̀͐͋̂̈̐̕͝͝Ă̵͎̤͍͚̥̲͓̫͓̇̀̀͐̆̀͜Ü̷̙̺͉̣͋͌́̂̑U̵̗͈͔̗̞͛̾́̈́̍̐͋̓͘U̸͇͚̖̖͖̖̿̈́̌U̶͔͇̭͙͑̀͒̄̀G̴̨̨͖̖̥̗̥̺͌̆ͅG̷̬͈̟̜͂̆͌̇͆̊̕̕G̵̻̺̝̯̺͈̎̐̋̾G̸̨̛̝̬̯̗̬̝̫̍͊̓̿̎́̈́͝ͅG̴̝̜͓͓̲͎̞̎͒̌͠͝G̴̛̰͔͓͜G̸̛̺͍̜͚̝̰͆̏̑̽̈̈́̚G̵͔͇͉̬̊̋G̵̢̧̛͙̜̼̬̋̃̈́͑Ǧ̷̢̡̭̦̩͖̯̒̏Ģ̵̛̜̗̮͚̥G̴̮̩̖͔̀Ģ̵̥̠̻̞̖͚̮͚̳̏̓̕G̴̦̲͎̫͋͑͋́͠ͅG̸͓̮͕͖̞̰͇̈̉͐͑̚ͅH̷̹̯͇̠̖̫̪̯͒̐͊Ḩ̵̪́̀̏̐͌̕͘͜H̴̡͍͉̫͎̬͋̈́

Demo -  HHUHAUAHHAAAAAARRRRRNNGGHKKKKKKKSSHSHOOO

Heavy -  *lawnmower noises*

Engie - ʰᵒⁿᵏ  …  ˢʰᵒᵒ  …  ʰᵒⁿᵏ  …   ˢʰᵒᵒ

Kids were demanding pancake art. It's been a while, let's go!

Oh god I think I overdid it how am I gonna flip her

Omg I did it lmao this was definitely way too much

Short DPXDC Prompts #680

Tim Drake thought the sign: “Nasty Burger. Open 34/7!” was a mistake, a typo even. Little did he know that time stops working linearly in the Nasty Burger.

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Oh No(tm). You feel that? A disturbance in the "Keep These Bat Idiots Alive" Force. As though... as though a well known unhinged gremlin with no survival instincts found a reliable source of Food, Water, flat surfaces for sleeping, and Wi-Fi that ALSO some how bends space time to allow him to get More Work Done. What an unholy sensation. Surely... SURELY no one would ALLOW this!

Wait! Where's Tim?!

Oh sweet bats on a bicycle! He's SET UP SHOP! He LIVES there now! Through the power of Money, Bribes, Breaking and Entering, and "What're you a Cop?"... he has obtained The Perfect Bat Work Space(tm). *crosses self and begins praying* *breaks out book of other means by which to ward of Evil* *weeps*

He's gonna get so much doooone. Never gonna sleep AGAIN! They sell COFFEE! He basicly has an on demand FOOD SERVICE in his basement/attic depending on how he sets himself up! They're FOOD SERVICE WORKERS! They ain't gonna see SHIT if he pays them and gets rid of that one asshole manager! Red Robin WHOMS'T???

Oh god the manic CACKLING. Red nooooooo. Sweet Jesus. SOMEBODY CALL KON! Wait, what the fuck am I saying? He's an enabling little shit. So is Bart..... Cass! CALL CASS! She has self control! She can resist the sweet, sweet siren call of "Hey~ wanna get more work out of the day then should be temporally possible~ think of all the lives you could saaaave~"! It's a TRAP!

Bat's get WEIRD IN THE HEAD when left alone to long! ESPECIALLY TIM! Do we need to reference the "Days Since Slipping Into Supervilliany ___" Sign?! The isolation of a temporal pockets is BAD for machavelian inclined chaos gremlins! They start forgetting both Ethics and the Batman's Approved Moral Code(tm) list! Gdi, who let him wander around unsupervised?! You all KNEW something Vaguely Mindfucky had crept into town and you didn't insist he buddy up?

Now look at him! He's making friends with dead people and eating glowing goo! YOU KNOW BETTER, TIMOTHY. Don't 👏 Eat 👏 Day 👏 Glow 👏 Goo! We don't care if it's "zingy" and helps you concentrate better then caffeine! STOP MIXING IT WITH YOUR RED BULL ESPRESSO MONSTROSITY. Timmy... Timmy look me in the eyes you little shit. Put it down. Down!

Don't you "Yolo" me you little fuck! That's not even RECENT!

*tries to make him spit it out like one would a dog that has something in his mouth he knows he shouldn't* *he chugs faster*

more zonai au

wanted to doodle the god of time for this au, meet "Ordona" aka the Fierce Deity of Time

Link is an ancestor of his and he's extremely hands off, usually passing shit onto Hylia or Demise or the three goddesses bc he's not invested in basically anything. when he is, its only when time and space is at risk, which isn't very often, but if he gets involved he's got a worse temper than Demise

Link bullies an Ocarina of Time out of him! here's a size comparison. Considering Zonai!Link is about the same size as Sidon, this dude's a bit toll. He also didn't used to be a god of time until he defeated Majora a long time ago through his music, when he was still very very young

it was a sad affair, and one of the reasons he doesn't participate in wars between the gods anymore. Majora nearly decimated the Zonai population and they never really recovered, even after Ordona took the helm. (as a result he's THRILLED that Link turned into a Zonai. hell yes my sonboy. furry upon thee!!)

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im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

Off topic but the owner of this blog will literally smash any pedophile’s face in. :)

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good post but please do not call them “MAPS” EVER. Call them pedophile ALWAYS. These are not “MAP flags”. These are Pedophile Flags plain and simple. Do not normalize the other. It’s what they want.

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Important note: I’ve seen this flag going around on Reddit

I want to clarify that if you see this, it is still an ace flag, just with 1 more gradient.

The pedofile flag has 7 different colors and is dulled, this only has 5 stripes and the full bright colors

thanks for the update!

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Reblogging to keep minors away from pedos

For everyone panicking, it has NOT become a law. It has passed its first round and has been put into a markup stage

For more information on who to contact and what exactly the process is for something to pass into law, go HERE^

OH OH I have a bit more info for this! I got this from a discord that I'm in, to give resources and to help folks with phone anxieties there's a full resource sheet with numbers to call and scripts to follow. These bills have been stopped before and its SO SO important to keep the phones off the damn hooks

I can't do all that much from Canada but I thought the wider audience of yall could use this resource, so spread if you can!!!