I heard we can pin posts now? That's fun.
Edit: there are 97 people following this blog and I'm ????? Why are you all here?
Edit #2: why are there 107 of you now?
Edit #3: 196 of you and I'm happy with this.
Edit #4: 227 and frankly I'm a little worried about your sanity.
Edit #5: 259.
Y'all should check out this podcast I'm helping with: Stories from the Aether by @magical-persona, available on Spotify, Youtube, & Apple Podcasts.
i understand you guys now. like i get it
I think we should let Ron Perlman burn a house down. You know, as a treat.
Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.
Reblogging a new chain with uncensored captions because disabled people aren't babies
"But I will say one thing before I get off this. The motherfucker who said 'we're going to keep this thing going until people start losing their houses and their apartments.' Listen to me motherfucker. There's a lot of ways to lose your house, some of it is financial, some of it is karma, and some of it is just figuring out who the fuck said that. And we know who said that, and where he fucking lives. There's a lot of ways to lose your house. You wish that on people, you wish that families starve, while your making 27 million dollars a year for creating nothing. Be careful motherfucker. Be really careful. Cause that's the kind of stuff that stirs stuff up."
Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run
That's just the same man again.
Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)
I have realized a good way to gage how much stress I'm under is how many pens (that I'm not using) I have on me and where
0 pens- I'm doing okay
1 pen-
- behind the ear: possible stress, possible I'm just focused
-in pocket: I'm likely okay
- in mouth: either hyperfixated on something or rather stressed
2 pens-
-2 in pockets: maybe stressed but I'll get through it.
- 1 in pocket 1 behind the ear: stressed
-Behind the ears: danger will robinson
-Either in mouth: stressed^tm
3 pens- automatically stressed out
- at least 2 behind my ears: oof
- 2 behind my ears one in my mouth: mental breakdown is imminent.
FUCK YOU IF SOMEONE I FOLLOW WANTS TO REBLOG A POST 20 TIMES THEN I WANT TO SEE IT ON MY DASH 20 TIMES FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU
- Me about the Roman Emperor Caligula
happy monday
he got penis blasted
King pow penis finally worked!
some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever
oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event
reblog if you are full of transgender and homosexuality
The B in Barbie stands for based
an example sentence might be "we're gonna meet in a half an hour."
remember, i'm not asking about "proper" english class grammar. i mean in just day-to-day speech, does that sound correct to you or not? i just recently noticed that i have a tendecy to use the indefinite article twice in the phrase "a half an hour" and i'm curious if that's weird or not.
