Other fans: My content creator is amazing! I love them so much and would do anything for them!!!!

Markiplier fans: 138 reasons I want to fight Mark in a back alley, the novel

Mark : /does literally anything

His fans :

wilford playlist roulette if bubblegum bitch plays you lose immediately

dark playlist roulette if control plays you lose immediately

if " kill the lights " plays on an actor mark playlist you lose immediately

thats it

he's a sweetheart he's a bitch he's just a little guy he's so very powerful he's the kindest of souls he's SO rude he means everything to me

“𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙨, 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙗𝙨, 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨..”

@markiplier

I don't think people on this website realize how many young American men get their morality from contemporary stand up comedians.

I think if we got a funny butch dyke on Joe Rogan and had them discuss "what is masculinity" it would solve like 30% of America's problems.

A well-placed funny tranny could kneecap culture war overnight.

my friend pdf

my enemy docx

BREAKFAST???

For reference,

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

I've said this before but Why do people position "themes and analysis" and "shipping" as mutually exclusive opposites. maybe I find two characters thematically interesting and want them to analytically fuck about it.

Waiting for people to fuck up so you can cancel them, gatekeeping, communities self-policing to the point of self-destruction, debating each other's validity, communities infighting over terminology, fighting over the Best way to exist, trying to define what a Bad Community Member is/does, vilifying those people.

Besties I think we fucked up and internalized the surveillance state or the omni-present judgment of god or purity culture or perhaps just maybe all 3

Yeah

i didn't have super high hopes for the barbie movie going into complex feminism and political issues or anything considering its made by mattel but the right-wing and male reaction honestly had me really hopeful that i was wrong and that the barbie movie is trying to say something radical. and then i saw the movie and its just like. the most basic boring surface-level feminism movie ever. the most political thing they say is that women have it really rough under the patriarchy which like. yeah obviously. its also extremely nice to men like its clear that the kens turn bad not out of malice but misguidance and ryan gosling ken gets whole musical numbers and a whole arc about finding himself and getting to know ken w/o barbie. even the all-male leadership at mattel is depicted as well-meaning albeit buffoonish at times. so the fact that men and right wing audiences are claiming that the movie is anti-men or is this super radical film is just. incredibly sad to me. like even a movie this non-political with such surface-level corporate feminism is offensive to you? and even the leftists are acting like its revolutionary somehow. if your boyfriend didnt realize how bad women have it before seeing the fucking barbie movie you need to get a new boyfriend. idk. its just disappointing all around to see something as basic as "women have it rough" treated like its a revolutionary concept and it makes me genuinely despair for the future of women that the barbie movie is the most feminism some people have been exposed to. and even that little amount is too much for some people.

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

We live in a dystopia....

If the background actors don't come in for work because they exist virtually then the background costume and background hair and make up and their catering and transport and all the other departments that look after them get cut too. These things have knock on effects...

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

visual evidence

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

sometimes i see a hole and I’m like. i could live in there

YOU think they have a beautiful bromance I think they are approximately .5 seconds away from fucking raw on national television. We are not the same.