when i was listening to migraine today i realized that “my pain will range from up, down, and sideways” is the same direction that one would use to make the sign of the cross on their body…up to the head, down to the chest, and sideways to the shoulders. as much as I love God and my faith, organized religion frustrates me…it could easily give Tyler a migraine to try to rationalize the dichotomy between how God tells us to love others and how the church “loves” others sometimes. idk. just thoughts from mah brain.

sHIT THATS DEEP

Who am I to you? Anonymously leave a fruit or two in my inbox.

damn ok spill some tea guys

has been opened

shit

don’t worry i’ve got this

no fuck you 

can someone help me rn

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

slice n dice

do u want me to cry on dat bro?

you boys have broken every rule at hogwarts but 1,000,000,000 points to Gryffindor because LOVE 

this is an offence to us we are personally attacked

OH MY GOD I FOUND THE POST IM SO HAPPY LMAO

Bro I fucking love Queen

Not a text post, but I made this and thought I’d share with y’all

Reposting my own post because I see it all over instragm and yet nobody gives me credit for it 😔👊

@rogertaylors-car i love this uve blessed my dash

(Add your own 😁🤞🏼)

Vanya:

Her powers:

Vietnam:

Klaus:

Five in the bathroom:

The handler:

The Vietnam/Klaus one killed me 😂

These are all too accurate

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

I gotta 👍be cool❄️, relax💆‍♀️, get hip👌 And get 🙌on my track's👟 Take a back seat🛋 (ah hum🎵), hitch-hike🏃‍♂️ (ah hum🎶) And take a long ride 🎢on my motorbike🏍 Until I’m ready🚦 (ready Freddie👨🏻) Crazy 🤪little thing 🎁called love 💞This thing⬇️ called love❤️, I just can’t 😪handle it 😧This thing 👏called love💗, I must🤞 get round🔵 to it ‼️I ain’t ready🚫 ❤️Ooh🧡ooh 💛ooh💚 ooh 💙Crazy 🥳little thing 🤩called love💜 Crazy 💁‍♀️little thing 🧚‍♀️called love💓, yeah😎yeah

Radio Gaga

So don't🚫become ⭕️some background 🏙noise 🔊A backdrop 🌇for the girls 👧and boys 👦Who just don’t 👆know🧠 or just don’t 🙅‍♀️care 🤷‍♂️And just complain 🙍‍♂️when you’re 👋not there🕴You had 🤳your time🕰, you had the power💥 You’ve yet ⏱to have your finest hour ⏰Radio 📻(radio📺) All we 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦hear 👂is radio 📢ga ga 👶Radio 🎶goo goo 🤱Radio 🎚ga ga 🤰All we 🙋‍♀️hear 👂is radio♨️ ga ga 👅Radio 💭blah blah🗣 Radio📻, what’s new? 💵Radio, 📺someone 👀still loves ❤️you📻

We Will Rock You

Buddy 👨🏻, you’re a boy👦, make a big 🅱️noise 💥Playing 🤸‍♂️in the street🚘, gonna be🐝 a big ❗️man 👨‍🦳someday 🌠You got mud 🍂on your face🤦‍♂️, you big disgrace💅 Kicking 🥾your can 🗑all over ❌the place🏠, singin’ 🎤We will👍, we will👌 rock you 🌱We will🌚, we will🌝 rock 🌎you👱‍♂️

Killer Queen

She’s 💁‍♀️a Killer 🗡 Queen👸 Gunpowder💥, gelatin 🌈Dynamite🧨 with a laser 💡beam 💎Guaranteed☑️ to blow 💣your mind🧠 Anytime 🕰Recommended ✅at the price 💲Insatiable 😧an appetite 🍔Wanna try? 😋To avoid 🚫complications🚻 She never kept 🚮the same address 🏠in conversation 🙋‍♀️She spoke 🗣just like a baroness 🧝‍♀️Met a man 🤵from China 🇨🇳Went down ⬇️to Geisha Minah🙀 Then again 🤤incidentally If you're👋 that way inclined👌

Youre My Best Friend

Ooh 😮, you 👆make me live 🕺🏻Whatever this world🌎 can give to me 🎁 It’s you 💁‍♀️you’re all I see 👀Ooh👄, you make 🥳me live 💃now honey 🍯Ooh, you make 🤗me live 🤡Oh, you’re 👏the best friend 👯‍♀️that I ever had🙋‍♂️ I’ve been with you 🙋‍♀️such a long time 🕰You’re my sunshine ☀️and i want you 👩to know 🧠That my feelings 🗣are true 👍I really love ❤️you 👩Oh, you’re my best🤞 friend 👫

Don’t Stop Me Now

Don’t stop 🛑 me now 🕺🏻, I’m having such 💁‍♀️a good 👍time 🕰I’m having a ball 🎾 Don’t stop ❌me now ⬇️If you wanna 🙏have a good 👍time⏱, just give 🎁me a call 📞Don’t 👎stop ⏸me now 🚷(‘cause I’m 👨🏻having a good 👍time⏰) Don’t 🚳stop ⛔️me now ‼️(yes, ☑️I’m havin’ 🎶a good👍 time⏳) I don’t ✖️want to stop 🛑at all🗣

Bohemian Rhapsody

Mama 🤰, just killed 💉 a man 👨🏻 Put a gun 🔫 against his head🙉 Pulled my trigger💥, now he’s dead 💀 Mama👩‍👦, life 🕺🏻had just begun 🤱But now I’ve gone 🙍‍♂️and thrown 🚮 it all away 😪Mama 💁‍♀️ oh oh Didn’t 🤦‍♂️mean to make you cry😭 If I’m not back 😃 again this time ⏰tomorrow🌅 Carry on🚶‍♂️, carry on🚶🏼‍♀️, as if nothing 🤷‍♀️really matters💆‍♀️ Too late💣, my time ⏱has come 🙊Sends shivers 🙇‍♂️down my spine👇 Body’s aching 🤒all the time ⌛️Goodbye everybody 👋I’ve got to go 👣Gotta leave 🏃‍♂️you all behind ➡️and face👱‍♂️ the truth 👹Mama👩, oh oh (anyway the wind blows🌬) I don’t 🙅‍♂️want to die 💀Sometimes wish 🙏I’d never been born 👶at all🤷‍♂️

take these children… use at your disposal

I love these

Queen - Somebody to Love - Live in Montreal 1981

And important things to point out:

Rog singing in this song makes me really happy :3

Yeeeeee

special times for cat people

when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out

when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face

when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry

when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs

when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing

when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror

Deaky *with a recorder*: “This is John Richard Deacon speaking, we’re on day 2 of Roger locking himself up on a cupboard over his car song. Freddie’s been screaming since 9am, Roger is slipping very rude notes under the door and Brian has quit the band twice. I don’t how much longer we’ll hold on. Please help us.”

Random Spell Asks

Accio: What item do you wish you could summon right now? Aguamenti: Are you a good swimmer? Alohomora: What’s the key to your heart? Apparate: What means of transportation do you generally use? Arresto Momentum: When do you wish you could stop time? Avada Kedavra: Do you have a mortal enemy? Bombarda: How do you feel about fireworks? Confundo: Share a confusing random fact! Crucio: What’s the worst pain you’ve experienced? Episkey: Have you ever broken a bone? Expecto Patronum: What’s your happiest memory? Expelliarmus: If you could disarm any person in the world, who would it be? Fidelius: Are you good at keeping secrets? Imperio: Have you ever done something you didn’t want to do because someone told you to? Incendio: Have you ever seen a wild fire? Levicorpus: What’s your experience with bullies? Lumos: What brightens up your day? Muffliato: Have you ever overheard something you weren’t supposed to hear? Nox: Do you sleepwalk? Obliviate: What do you wish you could make yourself/someone else forget about? Portus: If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? Protego: Have you ever taken a risk to protect someone else? Reparo: Have you ever broken something expensive? Riddikulus: What’s your worst fear? Scourgify: Are you messy or tidy? Sectumsempra: Have you ever been in a fight? Silencio: Are you more introvert or extrovert? Stupefy: Have you ever fainted? Unbreakable Vow: What was the last promise you made? Wingardium Leviosa: Have you ever been on an airplane? How do you like it?

I’ll try to send an ask to everyone who reblogs this. Feel free to ask me any of these!

tHeRE iS A sARcaSm fOnt, iT lOoKs lIKe tHiS.

It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

Now. More. Than. Ever.

Question: if I see someone pull off a Hijab, what should I do? I know there are reasons they are worn so I want to if i should stand in between them and who did this, should i protect them from view somehow, or something else? This has been happening a lot so I feel it’s something everyone needs to know.

Good question! I cannot correctly and effectively answer, as I am a white, non-Muslim person; however, I will reblog in case any of my followers can answer. 

I asked my Hijabi friend, so here’s one Hijabi’s answer: 

“my opinion is, definitely try cover them or give them something to cover themselves with. And perhaps shoo off the person, without putting oneself in danger! God forbid, if that happened to me, I would like someone to come and comfort me and give me something to cover my hair with and then help me report it to the cops “

(Followers, if any of you are hijabi and would like to expand on this answer or offer alternatives, please do.)

If u see it happen to 1 of us, pls cover our head + hair with a coat or shawl or any piece of cloth, while hugging us in comfort. Please don’t get hurt by lashing out @ the perpetrators in any way, coz if they dare to do that, they’re probably too far gone in their own hatred to listen to any reason. Much love + Thank You to anyone who supports us.

yes !! everything said here is important af. if you see someone pull off a girl’s hijab immediately cover her hair and provide comfort. don’t talk to the perpetrator but try to get the woman out of there if you can. maybe if you have a scarf on you at the time give it to her so she can wear it until she’s alone and can replace her hijab. please please protect muslim girls because we already had it hard before donald trump became president and now its gonna be worse with people going around thinking their violence and cruelty is justified 

for my other white ppl who might have a hard time, it’s my understanding that a hijab is like a major item of clothing, not an accessory like a hat or a scarf. so think abt it more like if someone just ripped someone’s shirt or skirt off. u don’t want to be left there exposed or have to walk home without it.

everyone, even outside America needs to protect our Muslim sisters in these times.

as a man, what would be the best thing to do? should i turn my head and avoid looking at their hair? can i still offer a jacket or something similar?

^I’m hoping someone has an answer islamaphpbia is on the rise in my town and I want to be a good male non Muslim ally

For men, yes please, we would prefer it if you avoided looking at our hair, and if we don’t have something to substitute as a hijab at that moment, anything you could lend us, a jacket, etc, would be very appreciated.

Also, since most girls avoid physical contact with men they’re not related to, please do not hug them, but rather shoo the offender away if you can, or at least escort the girl to a safe place. You can still offer words of encouragement and support. Furthermore, understand that the victim may not be very welcoming towards you because she’ll obviously be shaken, and won’t know where you are coming from. If that’s the case, please still give her something to cover herself (hijab is very important, think of it as someone ripping your shirt off) and stand some distance away until you are sure she’s in safe hands.

Thank you so much for your support, we really appreciate it, god bless all of you.

In the horrible climate we’re currently in, please take note of this.

Reblogging this again for the guy-instructions

Same

This is so important!

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Omg

If you are a Nazi sympathizer, White Nationalist , White Supremacist, KKK member, neo-fascist, and the like, unfollow my blog immediately

I’ll curse you before you leave

i want to meet my american friends, sit them down and have a swedish fika with them. because you haven’t lived if you haven’t had a fika with your mates

@tired-lupin should we round up all of our non-swedish friends and force them to have a fika with us

fika is where it’s at yes it needs to be done, I’ve been trying to explain to them that’s it’s an experience to heals you soul but I don’t think you can quite understand until you’ve done it

come fika with us

👏fika👏is👏where👏it’s👏at👏

you need a good ol’ fika with a cup of coffee and a few biscuits and all the gossip you can think about, and then suddenly your depression is healed and your soul is lighter

If you said fika to an Italian person they’d be hella confused since “Fica” and “Fika” sound the same. Fica means cunt/pussy by the way

well sometimes you need a good fica too *very inappropriate winkwonk* @multifandom-yeeten-freak

Wait whats fika

OH HONEY

OH HONEY A FIKA IS THE BEST THING EVER

fika can be anything you want it to be. the only requirement is coffee/tea and a fuck tonne of talking. it can be eating a salad (and coffee) with an old mate you haven’t met in a while that you want to catch up with. it can be biscuits and cake with your family. it can be a takeaway mug of coffee from mcdonalds and a twix. it can be a cuppa with yourself.

like if you meet an old schoolmate or something and they say ”åh fan det var ett tag sen, ska vi ta en fika?” and you say ”självklart, det finns ett mysigt café på torget, ska vi ses där på fredag?” or you’re with your family and your grandma makes coffee and suddenly you’re all indulging in conversation about your grades.

like anything can be a fika.

So...is fika just like a concept or is it an actual food? Cuz it sounded like an actual food to me...

If you had to guess my superpower based on my blog, what superpower would you get me?

-New anon game!

Guys plz