One of these days, I am going to write an extensive list of truths to dispel all the misconceptions of Sonia and her character. If you have any you wish for me to address, please comment on this post.

Lovecraft wrote this lovely poem to Sonia to accompany his gift of Walter Pater's The Renaissance.

My type of fun

A Sportacus x reader cause why not.

Y/N is a very relaxed person, their version of fun is laying down in the shade and enjoying the nice Lazytown weather. But just because it’s their version of fun doesn’t mean it’s everyone’s. But it doesn’t hurt to teach their ways.

Warnings: The characters may be ooc, not very long.

Sportacus

Ziggy

Stephanie

Reader

(I’ve learned a lot just to write this but I found out SPORTACUS HAS ELF EARS so it was worth it)

In your own bubble of personal space everything moved slowly. The air was warm and had a low buzz, it could feel as if hours passed but in reality it would only be seconds.

In moments like these on your own in your own space you could watch life, and not just watch the day move along

Or birds flying through the sky

Or even insects minding their business on a blade of grass.

But you could almost physically see life functioning as you looked in the sky and saw the clouds move little by little, the air becoming more cooler as the sun moved slowly across its great blue canvas.

But as you watched life you also watched the citizens of Lazytown move, kids cheering and playing games, adults fussing and laughing. If you tried you could almost feel the vibrations of them through the earth.

They were progressing.

Moving.

Everything moved.

Slowly.

But they still moved at their own speed.

Like you.

But instead of running or jumping or playing games. You lay under a tree in the park basking in the shade while the heat of the sun rest on your legs.

You smiled as you squinted, spotting the bright sun and it’s blue sky between small green leaves.

You inhaled deeply through your nose relaxing at the clean smell of the outside as the blades of grass cushioned your body on the ground but also tickled exposed skin that may have peaked out from under your clothes.

This was your way of living, while the townsfolk rejoiced at newfound activities and expertise, you were happy relaxing under your favourite tree, in your favourite park, in your favourite town, surrounded by your favourite neighbours.

Your eyes fluttered shut and you let you body relax further into the earth.

“(Y/N)! You wanna play with us?” You snapped one eye open to peak at Ziggy and Stephanie who waited patiently for your response as they lean over the yellow wall covering just above the lower halves of their bodies.

You could imagine they were kicking their legs to keep their blood flowing.

You shudder at the thought.

It just made you tired.

You closed your eye enclosing your vision in darkness and hummed in response, shaking your head and smiling at the sound Ziggy’s annoyed groans.

“C’mon (Y/N), you gotta get up and get moving! Have some fun!” Cheered Stephanie, you could practically see her bouncing on the tops of her toes, ready to play and move.

“Stephanie,” you began “ I am having fun, I enjoy napping” you smile tiredly.

Stephanie and Ziggy scoffed and took one final look at you before moving again back to the town centre.

Stephanie felt disappointed more than anything but she shouldn’t be the one to force you to do what she wanted. Stephanie and Ziggy gave each other an ecstatic knowing look as soon her favourite above average hero in blue clad came back flipping into their vision at the corner of Stephanie’s eye. Her mind revolved back to you and a cheeky smile decorated her sweet face.

Stephanie giggled and pulled Ziggy close to whisper her plan into his ear. He snorted at the plan and nodded quickly before the two ran off in their hero’s direction. Leaving you behind and alone in the shade again.

For now.

You grow suspicious at the silence but pay no heat to it and continue relaxing.

“Hi there!”

Sportacus. Now you didn’t mind the athletic elf man he was friendly to everyone and did not have a bad or “lazy” bone in his muscular body. But sometimes he could be a lot and you found it hard to keep up with him when he first arrived in his big blue and red blimp so you just stayed behind and watch.

It’s not the worse thing though, it’s easy when he is practically eye candy in blue and white wrapper.

“Sportacus” you greet giving a small nod in his direction.

“C’mon (Y/N), get up and move about. Or you’ll miss out on all the fun!” You chuckled at his enthusiasm but you stayed where you were and shook you’re head.

“I’m ok here, Sportacus but thank yo-ah!” You yelped and opened your eyes.

Sportacus had grabbed your hands pulled you onto your feet, you staggered and fell into his arms as you tried to stop the blood rushing through your head.

You held him by the forearms as your cheek rested against his cotton shirt, you could feel the heat and softness of his pectorals through it you were certain you could heart his heartbeat, you weren’t a health but like Sportacus but you were 99% certain it shouldn’t be going that quickly.

But it still felt really nice but it didn’t take long for the blood to rush to your face as you realised you were leaning your weight into him as your body pressed into his.

You scrambled out of his hold, his hands stayed out as if ready to catch you again. You glanced up at his face noticing a red creeping up his red and decorating his pointed ears that barely hid under his hat.

But that was probably nothing.

You cleared your throat with a cough “I um- I’m sorry I didn’t mean for that to happen. I uh-“.

“No no it’s my fault I shouldn’t have done that. It was- it was a dumb move.” He rambled his hands remained out but gestured through the air before falling to his sides.

Now it was quiet except the tapping of Sportacus’s shoe on the ground but now someone was in your personal space and again time felt slow. He swung his arms lightly as he avoided your gaze.

“Listen I’m sorry again it was my fault it’s just-it’s just that it feels like you’re never apart of the fun, I’d hate to make you feel like I’m leaving you out but you just never hang around me,” he chuckles nervously, as he scratches the back of his neck, showing off his bulging biceps “It almost seems like you’re avoiding me.”

He turned to leave.

“I don’t want you to feel like I’m avoiding you” you reply quickly, grabbing his forearm to keep him beside you.

Your arm had reached out and grabbed his swinging hand and held it in yours.

You looked to the ground as you feel Sportacus’s fingers intertwine with yours. You have to stifle a smile when Sportacus swings your intertwined hands between you both.

He really never stopped.

You gulp “ I just can’t keep up with all of you, I get tired easily and I don’t want to seem like I’m weighing you down” you mutter, your eyes flicker up and catch Sportacus’s vibrant blue ones looking back.

They were round and his pupils were diluted, the blue in his eyes swirled magically, they were filled with such energy and excitement that even his irises couldn’t keep still.

If you didn’t know any better he looked mesmerised.

But at what.

You weren’t sure if you wanted to find out or not.

You look away again and removed your hand from his warm grasp and nervously scratch your neck.

“I’m sorry, It’s just not my idea of fun” you mumble.

You turn your back to him and crawl back into your position on the ground on the other side of the tree away from his most likely disappointed expression.

You close your eyes again “The others are probably waiting on you, I’d go if I were you.”

You didn’t hear a reply instead you felt a heavy thump next to you. You opened your eyes and turned to see Sportacus lying down looking at the sky like you were.

Your eyebrows furrowed “What? You’re not going to go move around?”

“Don’t tempt me,” he chuckled and turned to face you, the tip of his nose brushing off of yours “But I’d like to learn about your kind of fun today, I can run around later”

You cracked open a smile and looked back up at the sky and sighed peacefully. It felt nice to have someone there with you, but the fact that your shoulders were touching Sportacus’s showed how close you were to each other.

But Sportacus didn’t care. Sure not being as active or moving around was driving him nuts but this was worth it.

“Can I hold your hand again?” He whispered his eyes never leaving the sky.

You turned to look at him, his Adam apples bobbing in his throat nervously, his moustache twitched on his upper lip as he felt you closely examine his handsome features.

Without another word you intertwined your fingers again and relish in the warmth of his hand, fitting perfectly in yours.

“Thanks,” he chuckled before turning to face you again “ So how does this work, do we do butterfly kicks while we lie down?”

You laugh and turn to face him again, noticing his face flush after your noses brush against each other again.

“No… You just lay down and relax” you explain, you watched as the gears in his head turn.

“Really? That’s it?” He doubted, he face cringed as you nodded. He shifted in his place, wiggling his body against the grass trying to get comfortable.

“Well maybe this isn’t the comfiest position to be in,” you began “ but it works for me”.

You sat upright and leaned against the hard bark of the tree, putting your weight against it and patted your lap, cleaning it of any dirt “Lie down here please”.

Sportacus looked up flushed as he eyed your lap before rolling over to you and plopping his head down on your thighs.

This was better, he thought ,so comfy. He closed his eyes finally getting the hang of things, sighing as he practically melted into you.

You tugged on his hat gently and he hesitated before reaching his blue armbanded hand up to his head, slightly brushing his fingers against your thigh and yanked it off. His ears sprang into place in all their pointed glory, standing out against his golden wavy hair.

Sportacus rested his hands against his stomach and let you thread your fingers through his locks. Sighing happily as your fingers grazed against his scalp.

It didn’t take long before he fell asleep. Your gentle gestures and humming put him under a tired slumber, leaving him dead to the world.

You rested your head against the bark of the tree and closed your eyes drifting off finally yourself.

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Your eyes pried themselves open, feeling heavy from their previous closed and dormant state.

You take in your surroundings quickly, it became late, the sky had turned a purple to yellow gradient giving Lazytown enough light to lead them home to their families and beds.

You look down at your lap and furrowed your brows, it was empty. Strange because you swore there was a significant weight on your lap before you fell asleep that was no longer there.

Instead you you heard a light snore from beside you.

Ah.

Now that you look at it, Sportacus had moved from your lap to sit beside you. You had been resting on his chest, listening to his calm heartbeat as his body heat radiated from him.

His cheek rested on the go off your head as his arms held you securely in a comforting yet strong hold.

You felt safe with him.

You smiled but tried slowly began to push yourself from his chest.

But to no avail you were held tightly as a groan rumbled from his throat is a husky deep tone.

“Just another minute” you could feel his voice rumble through your being, filling your chest with a warmth.

He pressed a soft kiss to your scalp and nuzzled back his nose into your hair inhaling the smell of your shampoo.

“It’s getting late, Sportacus,” you whisper, your face growing warmer by the second “You should go home and sleep.”

You stayed in that position for a while, not that you minded, he was warm and honestly made for a great pillow. Considering your were practically sitting on him, you legs draped over his and your upper body Mildred against his like a cuddly puzzle.

Another deep mumble came from him in response.

“Would you like to stay the night with me?”

Headcanons about sportacus crushing on reader (I dont ship myself with him its just for fun:3)

At first, Sportacus tries to hide his feelings for the reader, thinking that it may interfere with their friendship or make things awkward. However, as he spends more time with them, he finds it increasingly difficult to suppress his feelings.

One of the things that Sportacus finds attractive about the reader is their positive attitude and kind heart. He admires their willingness to help others and their dedication to making the world a better place.

Sportacus is also drawn to the reader's intelligence and quick wit. He enjoys having conversations with them and learning from their perspectives on various topics.

When the reader is around, Sportacus becomes more playful and lighthearted. He enjoys teasing them and making them laugh, always looking for ways to brighten their day.

As Sportacus spends more time with the reader, he finds himself becoming more protective of them. He wants to make sure that they are safe and happy, and he will do whatever he can to support them.

Although Sportacus may not always show it, he gets flustered and nervous around the reader, especially when they compliment him or show him affection. He tries to play it cool, but deep down, he is thrilled that the reader feels the same way about him.

Sportacus may express his feelings through small gestures, like bringing the reader a healthy snack or offering to help them with a task. He may also get a little jealous if he sees the reader spending time with someone else, although he tries not to let it show.

When Sportacus finally gathers the courage to confess his feelings to the reader, he does so in a heartfelt and genuine way. He tells them how much he cares about them and how they make his life brighter and more fulfilling.

Okay, I have a reasonable explanation for why vampires in the Legacy of Kain universe are afraid of water . We remember that vampires appear with the help of necromancy. Souls from the underworld become attached to the body and sign off with blood. Water most likely reflects the mystical powers of the spirit world and with a certain amount, breaks the connection between the soul and body in the vampire, from which he begins to melt. But since much depends on the power of the vampire's soul, this explains why not all of them are afraid of water.

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (1999) - Options

If your girl is distant, consider that she's just thinking about the scene from Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver 2 where Raziel meets the only person to be kind to him in centuries and his guard just melts. and his following absolute fury when that person is killed in front of him.

Blood Omen 2

Vorador: Kain, I have a confession to make.

Kain: *gasp* You're bald!

Vorador: NO I'M NOT BALD! I'm alive!

Midnight Pals: Escape Antics

Lovecraft: s-so my editor at weird tales wants me to ghost write a story Lovecraft: for harry houdini King: harry houdini? the famous escape artist? King: wow, howard, what an opportunity! Lovecraft: i guess King: whats the matter howard Lovecraft: i just Lovecraft: Lovecraft: what kind of name is houdini

Harry Houdini: pick a card! pick any card! Lovecraft: ok Houdini: is it Houdini: the ace of spades?????? Lovecraft: wow! what the Lovecraft: it is! Lovecraft: that's incredible! Lovecraft: they should call you "harry how'd he do that"

Lovecraft: cuz people are gonna be wondering "how'd he do that" Houdini: "harry how'd he do that" Houdini: hmm that's good Houdini: damnit i should have thought of that

Lovecraft: ya know harry Lovecraft: you're alright Lovecraft: for an italian Houdini: oh houdini's just a stage name Lovecraft: oh good! Houdini: my real name is weisz Lovecraft:

Houdini: so there i was Houdini: trapped in the bowels of the pyramid Houdini: mummies to the left of me Houdini: mummies to the right of me Houdini: and that's when Houdini: i started to get mad Houdini: and that's the story of my egyptian vacation Lovecraft: wait a minute Lovecraft: did any of that really happen? Houdini: no, not really Lovecraft: Lovecraft: do you take constructive criticism? Lovecraft: what if Lovecraft: instead of mummies Lovecraft: you met some eldritch abominations? Houdini: but still in the pyramid, right? Lovecraft: oh yeah yeah the pyramid is great Lovecraft: people love a good pyramid

Houdini: so there i was Houdini: trapped in the bowels of the pyramid Houdini: eldritch horrors from beyond infinity to the left of me Houdini: eldritch horrors from beyond infinity to the right of me Houdini: and that's when Houdini: i started to get mad

Arthur Conan Doyle: wow! Doyle: i can't believe that's a real story that really happened! Doyle: to think! proof that eldritch space monsters are real! Doyle: proof in our time!

Doyle: harry, how did you escape from the pyramid Houdini: [tapping nose conspiratorially] Doyle: aw c'mon! Doyle: c'mon! Doyle: Doyle: C'MON!

Houdini: so there i was Houdini: the world's greatest escape artist Houdini: trapped in a mind-boggling pyramid trap Houdini: by an eldritch horror Frank Belknap Long: what if the eldritch horror was a giant hot sexy wolf with six arms and big boobs

Houdini: i Houdini: what Long: like in bend your knees to the brain tease Houdini: Houdini: what Long: god i wish that was me Long: lost in her pyramid Edward Lee: whats this about boobs

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“I’m completely shaved”

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“I’m completely shaved”

the rest of the requested emotion thingies, thanks to everyone for sending some in ;) 

mom got me a totoro onesie *w*

When your boyfriend has just been hit by a flying cannonball.

Why does he always fall? This is also funny. For such a tall man he is sure clumsy.

✧・ﾟ: *✧・ﾟ LazyTown Moodboards/Aesthetics ✧・ﾟ: *✧・ﾟ

Part 2 - Sportacus // Robbie Rotten // Glanni Glæpur/Rikki Ríki 

(made by me)

Rest in peace, dear Stefan! Thank you so much for childhood, filled with laughter and teaching us that villains also can be adorable and lovable!