‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world
ARTFIGHT PART 5 (various cute critters edition): Tansy for TetraCatMeow, green creature(???) for @tufferq, and Fantasy for thefantasymanatee!
"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,
ive never 'passively' 'consumed' anything a day in my life. i have OPINIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.
"Closed at 6pm" does not mean "The entry door locks up at 6, but if you're already inside you can keep on shopping."
It means, "you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm."
This is not up for debate
This is just how things work
I just feel like if we just straight up vacuum sealed the building at 6:01 and let bitches fend for themselves Dawn of the Dead style then word would get around
we havent had a new punk goes pop album since 2017… no wonder the world is completely fucked
trains are superior because they go through beautiful places and sometimes you get to see the mysteries
nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends
Cross faded off two cold brew coffees and a sesame bagel with cream cheese
hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures








