its so funny that theres adult converts to catholicism its like being sad you missed out on getting polio as a kid so you deliberately infect yourself with polio

if youre in your thirties and want to shake up your life go to clown college instead it';s more respectable and you learn a marketable skill

and clowsn are allowed to do sodomy

no destiel meme. trump under arrest

:(

I dont make the normal person cut im afraid

food isnt even advertised as tasting good anymore it has to be like immune system boosting and vaginal ph balancing and shit now

went to dyke day w my very recently self-realized lesbian godsister

Sara Paxton being glued into her mermaid tail for her part in Aquamarine. The process takes two hours, and in combination with hair and make-up, four hours. The tail design was inspired by low riding jeans that were popular at the time of filming, the 2000s.

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

What if I told you you're already good enough for everything you want right now

I might seem okay but deep down I wanna go on a vacation every month

Cute bear takes a single biscuit no vandalization opens the door and leaves calmly.

Nothing could have prepared me for that guys evil laugh

Bro got that retired mad scientist laugh

doctor prescribed me 18hrs of screen time a day and a caffeine addiction

no YOUR body is a temple. mine is the needle pit from saw 2

Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.

#every single time wolfie slides in at the promise of violence my heart sings#any of the sense8’s get threatened: ‘haaaaave you met our resident sociopath wolfgang????’#WOLFIE TAKE THE WHEEL/BAZOOKA #sense8 #as queue wish

Amen jelly bean @zombeesknees 

stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is

less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit”

you know what? i want this to reach the people who do this– especially the ones claiming to support trans folk (usually in really hollow ways lol i’m not bitter). keep reblogging– i want this sentiment to be widespread and for people to stop gendering strangers! especially in explicitly LGBTQ+ spaces!