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The number one funniest example of people inventing bullshit reasons ships they don't like are "problematic" that I've ever seen was people calling Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister "like siblings".

Fam.

Have you forgotten the number one most notable trait about Jaime Lannister.

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Never seen/read GOT, be right back, gotta look something up.

Oh.

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'based on a true story' was the funniest horror marketing trope for a while we need to bring it back. big fan of a lack of need to specify how much and what parts. i love when words mean anything

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the world needs to see this tag

I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too

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Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

You know how it is

op came from the piss porn universe

No I’m pretty sure piss porn exists in this universe too. 

there’s a delicate balance between “seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly” and “seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice”

knew a guy in college who'd open up his academics page and masturbate furiously to his pristine 4.0 gpa. is what he told me, at any rate. after he started getting big money internships he'd also jack off to the salary offers; i'm sure wherever he is now he's doing the same w his annual bonus or stock options or whatever. hate to say it but i think he has life more or less figured out

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop