"Come and get it, Potter."

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

Marvel League - Team Cap vs Team Iron Man - (2021)

Vintage baseball trading cards inspired by the legendary 2016 “Team Cap Vs Team Iron Man” fight (and also by the latest campaign of a famous US clothing brand ^^). Note: I chose the numbers on the shirts at random, except for some characters: it’s their birthday.

CLICK HERE FOR “TEAM IRON MAN”

New Ask game. Send me one of my fic titles and I’ll tell which was THAT SCENE for that fic.

The truest truth.

I’m still getting there. Need like another 60k words until I reach the emotions porn.

Fax

End and Start Again

My piece for @blue–dreaming for Erised 2020 (:

the notes are broken 😂

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

Important broken post

Yay another broken one!

this is wild

BROKEN NOTES FOR FORBIDDEN INTERNET KNOWLEDGE

Forbidden knowledge

Y’all get on Twitter every day and say your kids said this profound ass shit, no he did not. Say your piece a go, don’t make up lies to make your point

??? Have you ever been around kids? Every single post i see talking about kids there is always undoubtedly someone saying “THIS IS FAKE. KIDS ARE VEGETABLES UNTIL 16 YEARS OLD” like, really? My 9 year old cousin is capable of something like this. She has her own political opinions and idea of the way the world works. Kids are competent, kids are capable, and kids, however how hard it is to believe, can make connections between a person on TV and a family member. Jfc

I literally am a teacher but go off

Then why are you commenting as if children are incapable of intelligence

“I am a teacher who refuses to believe children can make simple connections based on what they see and hear”, is not the flex you think it is

Oh you’re the teacher most kids hate! Hi!

With that, I just had a random memory of a teacher I had as a kid who wouldn’t accept a coloring assignment I completed because I used a pink crayon to color in a snowy peak. I remember her very flippantly saying, “I’ve never seen a pink mountain before.”

It’s always very clear which teachers are really put off by kids being smart and/or showing any signs of creativity.

people say lots of ridiculous things claiming their kids said them and i tend to not believe it personally, but i have no trouble believing this kid said this

I’d sooner believe every story of a child saying something intelligent or precient than I would any adult being snidely dismissive towards them. Chiefly because, as an adult, I can say empirically that adults are ignorant morons who don’t deserve rights.

I'm morbidly embarrassed they said that with their full chest..Sis my 10 year old nephew has learning disabilities. He still makes connections of things he likes to things he hears on tv or when people are randomly talking. Please steer clear of children and find your way to the closest McDonald's. I hear they're hiring 😒

everybody is so bored while stuck inside bc of covid-19 that i just got an ff.net alert that a fic from 2009 i was following updated with a new chapter for the first time in FIVE YEARS

Reblog for your favorite old fic to rise from the grave.

Reblog for your writer’s block to go away so that you can actually resurrect your WIPs

(Source)

To all the people who believe property is more important than 600 hundred years of slavery and oppression of Black people.  

stop normalizing celebrities running for president with no fucking knowledge or background in politics

This isn't even a new issue. This is how Reagan, a Hollywood actor, became president. And thousands of gay people paid the price for that with their lives when Reagan and his incompetance deliberately exacerbated the AIDS crisis. Stop voting for celebrities and joke entries!

The Ballpoint Pen Art Of Patrick Onyekwere

With a pen! Holy hell!

Afgabshsisnshshabahs????!!! The TALENT

WHAT

THE-

Headcanon: When Harry gets his first place after Hogwarts that actually has more than one floor, he comes home after getting a load of boxes to find Hermione using a sledgehammer on the drywall beneath the stairs. And Ron’s like, “Look, mate, I borrowed this stuff from my dad, I’ve got a DRILL and a - what’s it called again, Hermione?” “A stud finder.” “Right, one of those, and we’re going to fix your stairs.” Harry’s like, “But there’s nothing wrong with them.” “Yes, Harry, there is.” Harry’s just sort of standing there in total bewilderment while Hermione totally demolishes the wall. “We couldn’t have done that with magic?” “No, Harry, this is personal. You two take this mess out to the skip.” And then Harry stands around a while longer and Hermione puts in support beams in the appropriate places so the stairs don’t fall in, and Ron’s very excited about using the stud finder even though Hermione won’t let him use the drill. When they’re finished, Harry has this set of shelves. So he says, still completely confused, “I thought we picked this place because it had loads of storage.” And Hermione says, “Go get some of my books. I know it’s just shelves, but it’s not a bloody cupboard.”

And every time Harry moves for the rest of his life, Ron and Hermione are there on moving day and they knock out anything under the stairs, even if it’s just a wall. Hermione reads a lot of books. Ron learns to use a miter saw and a carpenter’s square and practices the nail hammering spell until he can do it perfectly on the first try. And sometimes it isn’t very practical but it looks nice…

And sometimes, when they all get older and have children, it’s cozy and has a purpose…

And eventually Hermione gets the trick of there being nothing under the stairs at all…

Which is the story of how Harry Potter never lived in a house with a cupboard under the stairs again for the entire rest of his life.

Damn ma you really just-

Have a very drarry Christmas!

(i know it’s past i’m sorry) but this one’s for ya’ll! Thank you so much for everything, these past months have been so much fun ヾ(♡ ³♡)ノ Especially @avoidakedavra for being the sweetest and most supportive person ever

THIS IS. THE. CUTEST. I AM BESIDE MYSELF.

Oh good god. Don't mind me I'm just blessing your feed.

Otherwise I’ll really have to beat you up, and that is not a joke.

“right under your grip.”

i hate and love you @mzuul @hp-rbiim

“I don’t want your pity”

Waking up on september 1st like:

“The perfect video doesn’t exi-” Credits to Voordeel on YouTube for creating this amazing and perfectly timed video

Here’s a link!

I love this new genre of “Badass Marvel edits set to hard rock,” forever mood.

If my eyes could orgasm....BOY