performing genuine miracles

got a pussy like an ashtray

communism is listed as one of ed's crimes over 100 years before it was first founded irl therefore i am concluding that in the ofmd universe ed invented communism. comrade teach if u will

A Wizard Approaches (From a game I've been working on)

Crying over these lesbian cats

god if you guys thought the cybertruck exterior being solid steel was unsafe wait til you see the interior

just a solid hunk of marble for the dashboard

please watch this im losing it

You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to the most common denominator, the everyman funnyman comedy show that runs for eleven seasons but with the entire universe in mind. You ask her how much of the dead fish is your fault, she says it's far less than you'd think, in the grand scheme of things. You ask her if you matter at all. If you can do anything. She shrugs her rotting shoulders and says mattering is a made-up concept, like life, but sure, you can matter if you want to, on some scale. She has many scales. She doesn't know what you mean by 'anything', but you can do everything you can. You ask her if it's enough. She says there's no base requirement for deserving to exist. She's smoking a joint and the smoke filtering out of her gills gathers and forms gas giants and red dwarfs. You ask her if there's any hidden secrets of the universe you should know and she says it's not a secret if she tells, plus it's fun to let you figure it out yourself. You ask her if any of your questions were right questions and she says you worry about being right so much it might keep you from fucking around, which is as close to meaning of life as she ever bothered to make. You don't ask but she says she loves your hair, also your whole being, also your planet. She says she figured out what love is yesterday and is trying it out, which explains the ten thousand rainbows and sudden influx in rains of fish. She offers you a drag of her joint and you wake up half past midnight behind a chain restaurant clutching a smoked salmon. The new stars are winking like they're in on some joke and you're sure if you try hard enough you'll remember what it is.

sometimes you just have to say fuck my stupid baka life and move on

"but you need gender labels! what if someone asks?" ill lie to them. i'll lie to them all. Everyone will have contradictory views on my gender and it will be beautiful.

we're still pretty small tbh but, Doin' Our Part!

followers! attack! :D

Naomi Alderman, The Power

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

you would make this post

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Reblog to give your mutuals one of each 

Intrusive thoughts

I realize I never talked about it here on tumblr, but I actually made my graduation movie about OCD. So during the research phase we looked for a lot of way to try to show intrusive thoughts in a visual manners and this is one of the test I still love a lot.

Edit : I almost forgot because it's been almost 3 years but I actually was super inspired by a photograph from Erik Johansson!

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

when I see her I IMMEDIATELY remember that standing orange kitten pic

the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

this is such a delightful pair of tags

Patient happened to be under the effect of the pharaohs curse at the time

[Image ID: tags reading “#unsanitary #but op will fix that”. End ID.]

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"