found a brothel in Baldur's Gate 3 and hired a very kinky drow, then experienced the funniest video game sex scene I've ever seen
jacked the fuck in
oh the inherent eroticism of a data cable on a computer from 1945
Anonymous asked:
do you like men
man is a hopeless creature. i don't like much of anyone
oh if you meant sexually then yes
i could not date harry styles because i would have too much fun psychologically torturing his fans that care too much
i would tweet “hes literally in me” and then turn off my phone. i would only post pics of us that would be extremely difficult to crop me out of. i would tell his fans that i didnt know any of his songs but that i thought he was really cute in 5sos. i would get on his phone while he was in the shower and post myself on his instagram story
job interview
can you explain this gap in your ass between oyur ass cheeks
i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.
that's exactly how it feels. say it
I am always disarmed realizing that I have an impact in somebody else’s life. You laughed bc of me?? Smiled bc of me???? Was happy bc of me???? I exist and I have a bearing on how you feel and I’ve evoked positive emotions in you???? Truly wild to me
i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA
