happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

I just queued this for a year

On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

if you drool, i love you.

if you talk out of the side of your mouth or otherwise physically move your mouth to speak in a "weird" way that causes pain or affects pronunciation, i love you.

if you walk or otherwise move your limbs in a way that isn't socioculturally considered "normal" or "healthy," i love you.

if you have to breathe loudly and heavily to get enough air, i love you.

NON-BINARY SLAY

the non-binary stray

they're based on the same character

MY GIRLS

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3 

“so what’s your style called again?”

“oh, i’m a faggot”

[ID: A tags saying “pansy division” /end ID]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

This is my joy.

This made me look at networks near me and: 

a personal favorite

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

sorry I felt like lying

What the fuck is this movie about

it’s about weird al yankovic did you not see the title

Found 3 new images of the new season and the 5 already existing ones in a better quality.

Well this sure hit me like a ton of bricks

Also, it's a hell of a lot easier to learn skills to NOT forget things so often when you're not dealing with constant distress over the problems the forgotten things are causing you, actually!

So he's MORE LIKELY to grow up to be an adult who doesn't lose multiple jobs due to forgetfulness if he's given the opportunity to learn those tactics with a safety net as a kid.

I'm reminded of a thing I saw somewhere.

"you can give a man a fish AND teach him how to fish, you know. And it's a lot easier to learn how to fish when you're not starving"

these two images echoing back and forth in my brain

whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

sorry I felt like lying

reblog to cast

that's the spirit

Throw back to one of my favourite Canadian cartoon growing up. I watched 6teen so much when I was younger. 

My childhood