big bird is genuinely such a solid concept for a character. like it's a large bird

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

i literally cannot stop thinking about the rdj image. know that if we are ever talking im thinking of at least three different ways to incorporate it into the conversation at all times

Boy Where Me God Damn Body Warsh Is

I feel like tumblr is giving me a somewhat skewed impression of what breaking bad is about

had a dream i died and this was my headstone

SHSGHDHSJDGDH???

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

in this life you either die penis serious or live long enough to see yourself become penis delirious

Not a good evening tonight. Stay safe, everyone.

Swamp Beast

Swamp Blast

pov you just asked gus for the bts meal

???

theminem

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means 

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

This is after I beg lil yachty to take my offering of 2 sacks of grain instead of 4 because the harvest was inadequate

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