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Boy forgets his age after wisdom teeth removal operation

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They should’t have removed those teeth

Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students

Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not

Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the crap out of people

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I’m sure McGonagall regrets not taking more points away from Harry. Based off this post!

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them

I’m sure McGonagall regrets not taking more points away from Harry. Based off this post!

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN YOU GUYS

NEVER

I just realized how in GoF Rita Skeeter writes Harry’e eyes were glowing with the ghosts of his past and then when Harry is in the graveyard and duels Voldemort, his parents appear and his eyes literally do glow with the ghosts of his past

i like to think that in the summer between the 6th and 7th year james would constantly show up at lily’s house with a broom and his messy hair and asking “what’s up evans’ until her parents (forced by petunia) let her stay at james’s house over the summer because he kept coming

everybody: remus lupin is the mature, rule abiding, boring marauder

remus lupin: turns up late to his first class and then makes neville conjure snape dressed in drag 

Everybody please soak up this post and then think about the cost of losing a bet with Remus Lupin

“he caught a sudden waft of that flowery scent he had picked up in Slughorn’s dungeon. he looked around and saw that Ginny had joined them.”

Things that make Lily Potter roll her eyes in wizard heaven:

When James got really pouty and jealous that Harry got to ride a hippogriff.

And when James did it again when Sirius got to ride a hippogriff.

“Everyone gets to ride a hippogriff but me, Lil…as my wife, I thought you’d be more supportive of my dreams.”

 First year James Potter telling his parents about his best mate Sirius Black, and his parents disapprove at first, because they don’t want their son around that family. And The Potters meet eleven year old Sirius for the first time when he floos into their living room one night calling for James. And of course it’s midnight, and James is asleep, but his parents aren’t and they sit down this skinny boy with the palest skin and biggest eyes, and they ask him what he’s doing there. He tells them he needs James, and he won’t stop crying. He repeats over and over that he’s sorry, but his mate James said he could come if things started getting bad again at home, and he couldn’t hold on another day.

 By the time a bleary eyed James comes down the stairs in his Quaffle  pajamas, his parents have already decided to let the other boy stay awhile, and Sirius still can’t get all his words out, but Ms. Potter speaks eleven year old boy pretty well, and sends James back upstairs and puts Sirius on the sofa for the night, wondering what she’ll do in the morning.

 When she goes in to check on Sirius later, James is piled next to him, and they’re both all elbows and knees, with their messy black hair on the same pillow, both of them fast asleep, and she can’t help thinking they look like they should be brothers, Sirius wearing an extra pair of his quidditch pajamas, an arm thrown around James.

it’s been 17 years and i’m still shocked that dumbledore literally left a fucking baby on a doorstep and then was like “we may as well go and join the celebrations”

jfc dumbledore this is a NEWLY-ORPHANED BABY and ur like “my job here is done where’s the party”

The Deathly Hallows

Finally uploading the finished version.

In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month. 

Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice. 

now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that

ok imagine all the marauders pretending to take a vow of silence for a month to keep that up. Like wearing chalkboards around their necks and writing out anything they have to say around teachers and coming up with another ridiculous reason every time someone asks why they’re taking a vow of silence like. We’re protesting the traditional student/teacher constructs and the unreasonable verbal requirements of school. We’re raising awareness of how funny we are and how much your lives are worse without our beautiful voices telling jokes. We’re in a very intense round of the Silent Game and we’re all here to WIN.

FUCKING JK ROWLING

REMUS LUPIN WAS BORN IN MARCH 1960 GUESS WHAT HAPPENED IN MARCH 1960 A FUCKING LUNAR ECLIPSE

i love how as each month goes by we find more and more things that make lupin a massive werewolf like how are we doing this