Jes

Art by @norapotwora

Giovanni Baglione c. 1602

Sacred and Profane Love (detail)

for a better tomorrow

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

this post has been around since before the precambrien era and we aren’t even close. this website is useless

Pathetic. All of you.

happy ten years since we failed to get this woman a fucking horse. god damn. what’s the point of us

CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........

actually……1 more thing because I realised I haven’t posted this yet. the best & worst piece of art I’ve ever made - 3D shark called biscuit that I modelled for a class a few years ago. toiled on him for hours, cried over him, went on a journey with him. still failed the class. he haunts me to this day

LMFAO hell yeah give biscuit 2000 notes. why the fuck not. are you seeing this professor? are you seeing what my “failed” experiment has achieved

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Stars on the street

Fusili on the grass

Republicans are garbage.

That’s Wholesome.

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)

Guy dresses up as

his dog’s favorite toy (via

Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Every single person who uses "woke" as a pejorative is a fuckhead you can safely ignore.

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

all of our trobles seem so small from up here