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Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

tHANK YOU FOR CORRECTING THAT POST BLESS YOU 

Also…. Scartiel…. that’s so ugly…. I’m in tears

Scartiel sounds the most like an actual angel name I’ve heard so far

At least you aren’t SAHAQUAEL or SANDALPHON

Blabniel I’m the arcangel of motor mouths

Daaael

doicdel.

Shacniel

WEENERIEL

Skaeniel

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Moanhiel.

I’m not even going to dignify that with a response.

Seailiel. That is way too many vowels for my taste.

Diaysel

Since May is mental illness awareness month, I decided to share how Nero helps me with my worst mental illness; PTSD. I have PTSD due to extreme childhood abuse, 17 years worth of hell. Well I still get horrid flashbacks and nightmares that make me wake up in a panic and ready to fight. That’s where Nero comes in. When I have a flashback or nightmare Nero is right there ready to calm me down.

He will snuggle up close to me and start grooming me telling me “It’s OK daddy.” “You safe, I here.” and things of the sort. Having little Nero with me does wonders to calm me down after a PTSD issue. He can even tell when I’m starting to have a PTSD nightmare and will yell his head off to wake me up so it doesn’t get too bad. Any time he senses anything is off with me he will do his best to get my attention and distract me from it which helps so much.

I’m working on getting him harness trained so he can go out with me and get registered as a proper emotional aid animal. Any time anyone tells me a bird can’t be an aid animal, I just laugh at them because they’ve never seen little Nero in action. He is a great helper bird!

Anonymous asked:

I recently got a diamond dove and I wanted to ask stuff beyond what I could find researching online: what will the first few weeks be like? Is there any effects a too small cage can have on the dove? (Bought the biggest I could with upgrades planned) when can I expect cooing if at all? Mine gain some weight/ looks fatter. Should I be worried/vet visit for that? And I haven't found much info on it- are there ways to hand train them? Or are they 100% against being touched and scritches? Thank you!

Diamonds are in the parrot boat of still being wild animals.

Their shorter maturation period has put them further along the path to domestication, but expecting unsocialized adults to accept being cuddled is asking too much of most of them.

Expect that it will be VERY quiet the first few weeks. Moving is harder on Diamonds than domesticated doves and it takes them a while to settle.

Once yours does, hand taming will be a VERY slow process. Diamonds are spooky and tiny and prone to panic, so don’t start until your interaction with its dishes or floor stops visibly scaring it.

When it’s at the point of ignoring your hands during feeding and maintainence, you can begin to very slowly reach for it from below.

This will take careful observation on your part, as you’ll need to withdraw again well before the Diamond EXPLODES into flight! At the first shift of its body away from your aproach, stop and withdraw.

It needs to learn that it can trust you to pick up on its discomfort and leave it be when it needs you to.

Eventually, it will lower its guard and let you get closer bit by tiny bit. When it does, try to touch its feet before anything else and coax it gently to step up and sit on your finger.

Diamonds being still basically wild means that they haven’t been adapted to confinement the way Pigeons and Ringnecks have. They need space to legitimately fly so that they don’t atrophy. And being too confined will make a neurotic mess of a Diamond!

Telling a fat diamond from a contentedly fluffy one is tricky without a gram scale.Average weight for an adult is about 32grams, which is less than a one week old Ringneck.

If the Diamond is poofballed, it may be ill or cold.

Diamonds can and do stress to death at the drop of a hat, so fiddle with the temperature and up its feed a little before you take it to the vet.

When traveling with a Diamond that hasn’t been trained for it, use either a dark box or a cloth carrier wrapped in a towel.Being in the dark is like an off button for birds. They automatically go to sleep, which negates a lot of the stress of travel.

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I’ve had my two diamond doves for a while now, I’m by no means an expert but this is what I’ve picked up on.

My doves get a LOT of flight time, because the house was basically bird proofed for a much more active and adventurous bird, the doves are mostly happy to just sit and stare out of the window or on top of their lamp (metal casing gets warm) or the radiator anyway. Because they like to have a home base to go to (and tbh stick around most of the day) they put themselves to bed in the evenings in their own cage. If you want to introduce yours to free flight time, I suggest leaving them in the cage for a while so they know that’s their safe place to sleep/eat/etc (I think it was a few weeks for my two) then let them out in the room their cage is in for a while before letting them explore elsewhere. You may need to remind them that their home is the Cage not the highest spot in the room they can find. They used to try to roost on my shelves/top of the door frame until they got the hang of the idea that their bed is the cage.

Mine have an Arcadia UVA/B lamp over their cage because our house is very prone to being dark, even in the height of summer. And because it’s also cold/damp they have access to various heat sources in the house. They did have a heat pad in their cage they used to sit on (and that’s still accessible outside of the cage now) but they prefer to sit on the radiators or on top of their lamp because it’s higher up.

I was previously feeding them mixed finch/budgie seeds, some hemp seeds and mixed greens chopped up very very fine (spinach, dark lettuce, kale and rocket usually) but the last time I spoke to my vet he ended up querying it with the Bristol Zoo avian specialist, who said they kept theirs on all of the above, plus finch pellets which I need to look into, I’ve been struggling to find pellets small enough for them. (It was about 60% seed, 30% pellets, rest greens if I remember correctly, and some fine grit).

You will want to keep their water shielded, they make getting poop and debris into it an Olympic Sport, the cover I use is actually the lid off their nest box. You can use just about anything for a nest box, but make sure it’s secured well, canary ones for instance tend to droop from the weight and they over compensate with Lots Of Nesting Material.

They have a fairly standard metal cage-mounted bowl, and I think it’s a bit deep for them. Little Man will tend to lean into it, but Eva will just climb right on in, they both throw food on the floor but as they’re ground foragers that’s not unexpected. Since I moved a smaller perch next to the bowl, I’ve found they prefer to stand on that and lean in, I think it’s a bit easier on their feet, and they’ve stopped shoving each other out of the way now, they can both eat at the same time.

We have a paper shredder which provides all the nesting material they might want, and we replace their real eggs with fakes and let them sit. They have a modified finch nest box which they seem happy enough with, but again took some persuading to get Eva to stop trying to build her nest in the cage doors.

Thank you SO much!

Reblogging for more detailed info.

Reblogging for reference! (also I’m so happy my seed pellet mix of 30% finch pellets was good for mine, I stopped saying what I fed them because I lost all my sources for that)

Also reblogging because I have some experience with cage sizes which anon asked about. My first cage was the petco finch flight cage. They had free flight when I got home from school, so they did have time out, but they would occasionally pace in the morning. I would say it was probably sufficient, but I don’t think optimal.

Then I moved to an apartment that we could completely bird proof and so they had time out all the time. Despite this, they would usually roost in the cage and if they didn’t I would just corral them into it at night because I felt safest knowing they weren’t pecking around on the ground or on a door. (also I totally second having places for them to be high on because mine loved my moss ball container for that, a doll bed would be super cute). I think this was the best arrangement for us, but also it was me and my mother who were very coordinated in what we did and keeping track of them and it was a very quiet controlled environment. If you have any other animals don’t risk it imo.

Finally I moved to a place with roommates and because they had less room I upgraded their cage to one like the person above has. I cannot recommend this size enough. They never paced, they were nicer to each other and less scared when things would happen in the room. Like my roommates liked to show them to guests and there would be no change in their behavior because I think they felt safe? Maybe less pent up energy? Idk. Also while it didn’t cure their night frights (I swear I tried every light and cover combination), the frights no longer hurt them nearly as much because instead of their wings hitting against the cage, they would just fall once they hit the top and stop struggling (if they have frights in a big cage I found that having a “sleep layer” at the very top with more platforms helps so they don’t fall all the way down). Basically I think having a large cage pretty much solved any behavior issue they had and while they still had free flight time, they would often be content with being in the cage and the door open after making a few laps and pecking around.

Sorry if this is long and incoherent, but getting a really big cage was great and tbh I think it was a better change in their life than free flight all the time in many ways.

Second reference reblog!

Thank you, Diamond lovers!

Sorry, edit because I looked back and I’m not sure the size there but this is the cage (size not really construction) I recommend

Prevue Pet Products Wrought Iron Flight Cage with Stand F040 Black Bird Cage, 31-Inch by 20-½-Inch by 53-Inch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00176F5L0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_ftihzb5FD5GKE

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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

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Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

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this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

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I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

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Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:

  • to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast
  • to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food
  • to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops
  • to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior
  • no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut

So pretty 😌

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That’s kind of rude bukbot, you don’t need to hijack this post of this lovely bird to scream about noodles

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

but you were right

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need to buy ants in bulk looking to buy big healthy ants for my ant pit please reblog with your best offer I need these ants very fast

i have 58 tons of ants sitting in cargo containers by the docks. great big ones please i need to sell these ants. offering very cheap prices.

My budget is $50000 I am willing to allocate 75% of this to ant allocation the rest is for large shovels how much ants will this buy me

for you i have a special deal. i sell you 35 tons of ants and i’ll even throw in a crate of rats, no charge.

fool… the rats will… simply eat the ants… it is a fools bargain i won’t accept these ants. what kind of fool do you take me for? the deal is off

you idiot. you fucking ingrate. the rats are kept seperate from the ants. if you’re going to slander my humble ant business i believe you are not worthy of purchasing from me. good day sir.

please reconsider. i spoke with haste these rats are fine, maybe honorable, I have been scammed by these men who claim the rats are supplementary to the ants, but I’ve never seen such things. Rats have too much pride. The ant is humble and is less easily upset than a rat. the rats will act as a deterrent, to keep intruders from crushing the precious ants

i will allow this, but only once. expect the ants at your domicile by the morning and do not disrespect my honest work ever again.

Hummingbirds

Just a PSA for everyone!! With spring coming around and the humming birds migrating back in. I just want to warn everyone do NOT no matter what use the “premade” red humming bird food. The red dye in the food is causing seizures and death among the birds. Instead you can make your own! Just use 2 cups water and half cup sugar! 

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

This precious and holy Chaucer Animal Poetry meme is just so perfect for tone-setting 2017. 

Anyway I’m starting my own Pokémon villain team. We’ll be Team Parroteers of course. We specialize in flying types and our logo is a giant zygodactyl footprint.

We aren’t even villains, we just always happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. It started out as a bird Pokémon watching group, and a series of small clumsy disasters inadvertently puts us in the middle of some kind of region-altering event.

Every act of accidental villainy is followed by “oh geez sorry” and any attempt to fix it just seems to make it worse. Basically we’re in competition with Team Skull for least intimidating villain team.

Our team colors would be gray, yellow, and orange like Pepper. People always know we’re coming by the squawks they hear in the distance.

Like or reblog to apply to be a Parroteer Grunt. (You don’t even have to apply, we just take everyone)