our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide
a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane
every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
grumpsaesthetics
and so it begins..
voxiferous
i was not fucking ready for this photograph
I’m NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.
im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on
here, i’ll start
also this thread is open to anyone
A very small boi enters
5adchan
!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her
I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.
A pocket sized boy
The smallest friends you could imagine
Can I join?
I love these so much
every time someone is like ok make your christmas list im like well suddenly it turns out ive never desired anythign in my fucking life
apple-a-la-mode
this is literally how i feel
Wellerman but an epic version that sounds like it should be playing in the background of a pirate fight scene
That’s got to be the greatest cover I’ve ever heard
cannot stop thinking about some Solstryce Academy freshman in 10-20 years being like, “…and for Transmutation 101 I have Widogast. He seems kinda dry, lecture-wise, but there was a cat on his desk the whole time so, like, pretty good?”
“Oh hell yeah!” says the other student in the cafeteria. “You got Widogast? I’m so jealous. I heard he nearly gets fired or even arrested like every other year for treasonous rhetoric.”
“What.”
“Yeah! Also, the cat. He has like three I think.”
A third student leans across the table to speak in an undertone. “I heard he used to be a Volstrucker.”
“Volstruckers aren’t real,” scoffs Student B. “What’s real is he - ” They lean in and lower their voice even more. “He and Archmage Beck used to be a thing.”
“Bullshit.”
“It’s true!”
“It’s true.” An older student, eavesdropping, leans over from the adjacent table. “I was there when she came and arrested him personally two years ago. They had tension, man. When she handcuffed him…”
“I wish Archmage Beck would handcuff me,” Student C says wistfully.
Halfway through class one day, he stops abruptly in the middle of a sentence, hand with chalk frozen at the board. Then he says, “Do not worry, Jester, I’ll be there as soon as possible. Save your spell slots; I’ll contact the others. Care for Fjord, delay if possible.” Then he puts the chalk down and looks back to the students, as he starts gathering books off his desk. “Class is dismissed - I have a family emergency to attend to. Read Chapter 15 and prepare to discuss it next week - and extra credit to the first person who can find me Expositor Lionett of the Cobalt Soul or her wife, and ask them to come immediately. Tell her Fjord’s old snake friend may be waking up at last.”
He strides out of the room without waiting for a response, books under one arm, drawing bright sigils in the air to cast a wizard’s Sending as he walks. “Old friend, do you have Teleport today, or a circle? Our captain needs urgent help, all of us. I’ll gather the ladies - can you Caduceus?”
ashley johnson probably when matt said they could keep playing for another five hours in the finale
What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa
Princess Mononoke / Legend of Korra AU
Korra is just such a perfect example of the millennial experience. No other show even comes close. Star Wars? Lord of the Rings? Jurassic Park? Harry Potter? Even though they had sequels that were decades apart the heroes had to deal with pretty much the same shit. But Korra? We see that even though she exists just a few decades after Aang she lives in a vastly different world. Aang started with steam power while Korra has to deal with spirit energy powered mechs,airplanes. Aang had to deal with disapproval of a few villages Korra had to deal with international press. Aang had to deal with one chi blocker, Korra had to deal with a whole army, Aang had to deal with one spirit Korra had to deal again with a whole army including the greatest chaotic spirit that ever lived. Aang had to deal with one two exotic benders a combustion bender and a blood bender. Korra had to deal with a combustion bender, a lava bender, gazzilion metal benders, two bloodbenders, Aang had to deal with one enemy aka the Fire Nation, Korra had to deal with had to deal with terrorists,a civil war,terrorists again and the entire Earth Empire under Kuvira and so on and so on.
It’s like they both acknowledge that Aang’s generation went through something incredibly difficult and are heroes for defeat but also shows that Korra lives in a generation where everything is much more complicated and is under a lot more pressure and one where she had to deal with the consequences of what old people did to the world Also she is super bi
asamisato-sexual
preaching this raava holy fuck
i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”
