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We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.

It's funny how parents will over shelter their kids and never let them do anything or go anywhere and then immediately expect them to be a normal functioning adult at 18

real life footage if they got to act their age

saw in passing someone say adamowicz’s art didnt fit fallout and i wanna fight them

this is cooler than the coolest thing you will ever think of

adam adamowicz invented fallout actually

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

as a person who is in a country where it's considered weird for a woman to not have makeup on, pleaseee i need data i need to know the global average

bonus points if you tell what the average is in your country/region in the tags!

she's 25? she should be in her bed on her phone

Cunty little thing isnt it

here's a little doodle i got carried away with. uhh nothing much to say but here's a closeup

TREMBLE BEFORE ME, MORTAL, FOR I HAVE CASTED PIZZA FOLDING SPELL!

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

Tag game again, yay! Thanks, @smowkie for this one~

Hardcover or paperback? Bookstore or library? Bookmark or receipt? Stand alone or series? Nonfiction or fiction? Thriller or fantasy? Under 300 pages or over 300 pages?* Children’s or YA? Friends to lovers or enemies to lovers?* Read in bed or read on the couch? Read at night or read in the morning? Keep pristine or markup? Cracked spine or dog ear?**

* Both, I can't decide.

** Neither. I'd rather remember the page number. In fact, that's what I've done for every book I've read.

I'm tagging @corpsecas, @gloriousmooseman, @mythicaltzu, @twosetmeridian and @lord-angelfish but everyone can play and tag me.

Woo-hoo, thanks for the tag!!

Hardcover or paperback? Bookstore or library? Bookmark or receipt? Stand alone or series? Nonfiction or fiction? Thriller or fantasy? Under 300 pages or over 300 pages?* Children’s or YA? Friends to lovers or enemies to lovers?* Read in bed or read on the couch? Read at night or read in the morning? Keep pristine or markup? Cracked spine or dog ear?**

Tagging um. @omsocks, @jae-in-a-trenchcoat, @agnisleftpec, @masonjarcollector, @thedragonsmaug

:o I've been tagged. Thanks @lord-angelfish

Hardcover or paperback? Bookstore or library? Bookmark or receipt? Stand alone or series? Nonfiction or fiction? Thriller or fantasy? Under 300 pages or over 300 pages? Children’s or YA? Friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? Read in bed or read on the couch? Read at night or read in the morning?* Keep pristine or markup? Cracked spine or dog ear.

*neither

Mmm hello @spaceiscoolandsoisbread and @sluttypoetsdepartment

Ah cool!

Hardcover or paperback? Bookstore or library? Bookmark or receipt? Stand alone or series? Nonfiction or fiction? Thriller or fantasy? Under 300 pages or over 300 pages?* Children’s or YA?** Friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? Read in bed or read on the couch? Read at night or read in the morning? Keep pristine or markup? Cracked spine or dog ear.

* It depends on the book!

** Neither, really

I’ll tag @faboo978 @princecoolkid @b1witch ! No pressure though, only if it looks fun

Also if I didn’t tag you, feel free to still go for it!

Thanks for the tag! It's funny, I haven't read a book in over a decade until the last few months, so this is just in time! Granted, I haven't finished either yet... but I was a bookworm as a kiddo <3

Hardcover or paperback? Bookstore or library? Bookmark or receipt? Stand alone or series? Nonfiction or fiction? Thriller or fantasy? Under 300 pages or over 300 pages? Children’s or YA?* Friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? Read in bed or read on the couch? Read at night or read in the morning? Keep pristine or markup? Cracked spine or dog ear.

*I genuinely dunno which count for which, oop. Probably the italicized

I'm not sure who to tag bc I don't discuss books often but @jollyscribbles @dossypet @malrandolis I would @ more but idk who reeeads

Lordy lord let's see if this works on Mobile LMAO

Hardcover or paperback? Bookstore or library? Bookmark or receipt? Stand alone or series? Nonfiction or fiction? Thriller or fantasy? Under 300 pages or over 300 pages? Children’s or YA?* Friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? Read in bed or read on the couch? [I'm going to fall asleep at either LOL] Read at night or read in the morning? Keep pristine or markup? Cracked spine or dog ear.

Thanks for the tag! Tagging a few friends: @puns-parce @catholicwaifu and anyone else who wants to do it! I can't remember people's tags sorry HAHA

My version of the color wheel challenge, this time I did dogs!!🐶💛

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

Pouring water on my butt

Another pointless creature

Had to draw this beast.