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@dorkypsycho

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

The ace experience is questioning how you still have a sexual drive and wondering if unsupervised cliff jumping would be more fun than dealing with sexual frustration

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truly awful when people are insecure about things that are just batshit insane levels of attractive because if they see me staring at them like a hunting dog theyre going to think its because i think theyre ugly and not because i want them

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this post is specifically about people with big noses but im currently thinking about how theres so many dudes insecure about having a lot of unmanageable body hair. like there are hordes of people who would descend upon them in a manner not dissimilar to a catastrophic landslide but they simply do not know

As someone with a ton of body hair and large-ish nose do you have a fucking map to these people because thus far my life experience has not corroborated this

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As a fellow troll I'd like to just say my dms are open 😉 lol