Avatar

Dorky Cory Art

@dorkycoryart

I think I know how to art... || Just trash in general

by avatarmerida

“What do you do when your boyfriend, who you’ve been dating for almost a month now, tells you that he has a crush on you? I’m asking for a friend.” How many times do these losers have to confess their undying love for each other before it finally sticks? We all know they end up together eventually, but before that they have to actually agree on what the term “going out” means. Let’s explore that Huntlow timeskip, shall we?

Words: 8001, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

by jellyellie731

Hunter is not a quiet person.

He rambles, he whistles, he mutters – his mouth is always going. Whether that’s under his breath or out loud is just a roll of the dice, and most of the time, his surroundings get caught in the crossfire of whatever it is he’s fixated on. If that happens to be an empty scout ship, fine. If it happens to be actual, real, living, breathing people? Less so.

Which means that stumbling into this knowledge after a year and a half of friendship is like the time he got clocked in the face by a left hook in training, because how in the fuck is he supposed to go on knowing what he knows – knowing that he’s thoroughly besotted with one of the first friends he’s ever had – and not say anything?

Simple:

He doesn’t.

Words: 2468, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

Avatar
rottorex

Hey guys! Just popping in to say that I’ve made an Obamitsu Collection page where I’ll try to compile any and all fics where they’re the main pairing! I find that the fics are scarce and also hard to filter properly to find. I’ll do my best to put them all in the same place! It is also open and unmoderated so if you would like to put your own fic in the collection feel free!

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Image

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Avatar
ryrosryhoe

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Avatar
bonepoem

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

Avatar
cryptiboy

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

image

I am risking nothing

image

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Avatar
twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

sorry

sorry,not sorry

I love my momza  im not taking any chances

sorry

Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!

I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…

i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.

It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia

Okay fuck you whoever did this

Seriously?! Fuck!!

Honestly who even makes these anymore

NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES

Avatar
julshii

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

Avatar
daitoshi

oops my hand slipped

Image

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

Avatar
maria-ruta

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

Avatar
maria-ruta

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

Avatar
maria-ruta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

Avatar
janaya7609

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

Avatar
zaku-kazu

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

Avatar
soubidou

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

Avatar
snovolovac

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

best thing ever

Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

my contribution!

This is beautiful

Love it

OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! AND THIS IS SO LONG NOW AND SO ADORABLE!!! I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES!!

I love this so much. For multiple reasons. One all of the different art styles. Two I have been seen this post around Tumblr ever since I first came here. And three ever since I first came it’s been getting longer and better ever cents!

This is some cute shit

This has been here since the start of my blog and it’s one of my favourite posts that I had on my dash and it still is

Even after all this time I’m so invested in this

I

I AM SPEECHLESS

I love this so much😭😭😭

thiS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER XD

THIS IS SO CUTE I’M ACTUALLY SCREAMING

I’M SCREAMING

I’m crying and dying and screaming how is this possible

IT GOT BETTER!!!!!

BOI THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD!

I want more

This definitely needs to be continued!!

Am I too late to join? :D

My hand slipped 

Avatar
tmitidstuf

MORE PLS!!!!!!

HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS THREAD

my favourite thing, artists of tumblr untiting to create a comic about high school notes gay love story

MORE PLEASE!

tagging all my artist friends who need to see this @takaraphoenix @dragon-of-creation @spider999now @shirmir @noksindra

Image
Image

I don’t have self control

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN! DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE!!

YES HELLO IM CRYING

itS BACK!!

There’s so much more AAAHHHH

Avatar
arz28art

I’m just gonna add something real quick 😆

Hurry someone add something please 😭😭

AHHHHH this is so adorable 😍

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD SOMETHING MY HEART IS SOARING THIS IS ADORABLE! 😍

THIS IS SO CUTE😍😍

@highwarlockofhogsmeade LOOK!! SO MUCH MORE CUTENESS FROM THE LAST TIME

This is the best

IT’S BACK

this was here when i first came and it’s back and better than ever

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS!!!

*screeches*

Avatar
amazable01

I AM IN LOVE!!!

THIS IS STILL GOING ON I AM IN LOVE

I CANT BELIVE ITS STILL GOING ON PLZ SOMEONE ADD ONTO THIS PLZ

Muses Wishlist: The premise with the locker notes and one not having a cell phone.

Avatar
catneylang

fuck i love this thread

I love this so much. Both the adorable boys and how a good portion of the artists on tumlr keep going “Oops, my hand slipped~” AND MAKING IT BETTER.

omg. there is more and it is BETTER EFERY TIME I SEE IT

Saw this and thought it was to cute not to reblog

I’m dying.

no.

too late I’m dead SO CUTE!!!!

Avatar
dasjansel

IT UPDATED, YEEEEES!!!!

Look at this beauty!

YES A NEW UPDATE!

Please oh PLEEEEEEEASE

Can someone continue this, and tag me?

Aaaaaaa need more

AGREED

If someone continues this please tag me

BE STILL MY HEART

IM HAVING A FLUFF ATTACK (when something is so cute and fluffy you more than fangirl over. You OBSESS.)

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I’VE SEEN AND PROBABLY WILL EVER SEE OH MY GOD

should i add something

oh my god that last addition al;skdjgalsd MY MOM PULLED THAT EXACT STUNT WITH ONE OF MY EX BOYFRIENDS BEFORE 🤣🤣🤣 i thought it was hilarious, he, on the other hand, turned shades of red i didn’t think he could turn

THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT HAS GREETED WHEN I OPENED THIS APP AFTER 12345567890 DAYS!!!!! OMG OMG OMFG!!!!!

IM CRYING I NEED MORE

i hope Y’all don’t mind

DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING!!!!! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??????!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Let’s break the notes.  Let’s go.

i can’t! if this never ends i’m very fine with that but this needs to be made into a book with the proceeds divvied up between the artists.

HOLY SHIT <3 <3 <3 I LOVE THIS!!!!

This was the shit that would be on your blog ONE WAY OR ANOTHER and now it got more BEAUTIFUL

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I AM WEAK FOR SOFT BOYS WITH FLUFFY LIGHT COLORED HAIR AND DARK SKIN YOU CAN PROBABLY UNDERSTAND IT FUCKING SUPERB YOU FUNKY LITTLE GAYS

I

Need

More

This is adorable

IT HAS BEEN UPDATED

i added,,, a thing,,,,

I LOVE IT

ITS BACK! AND I NEED MORE!!!!

I’ve always wanted to add to this but like… that’s a lot

Avatar
jeswii

There’s even more now!!!

Hey look I did a thing

Avatar
avatrashh

The five year saga continues it’s so cute

This gets cuter everytime oh my gosh 💙💙

💚❤💜💖💛💚❤💜❤💖💜❤💚💖❤💜💚💛💖❤💜💚💛💖💛❤

Avatar
damasath

Ouchhhh!! SO ADORBS I WANNA CONTTIBUTE

IT GOT LONGER AND CUTER!!! X3

“You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty…”

Am I gay??? Why yes, yes I am

Anonymous asked:

hey, do you have any fanfic recs? creek would obviously be great but any ship would do, im really interested to see what fanfics you like

I have lots!! -“The New Girl”: it’s a genderbent story!! Has a lot of classic high school cliches but it’s so funny and refreshingly new! https://archiveofourown.org/works/14013906/chapters/32273301-“Table Four”: sugar daddy Craig!!! Need I say more?! The writing is so good and the plot is just *mwah!* https://archiveofourown.org/works/13940724/chapters/32091810-“Take Me for a Joyride”: it’s a futuristic AU! Craig is a mechanic for the famous Red Racer and Tweek is an actor! It’s literally so good I love this fic so much! https://archiveofourown.org/works/12561548/chapters/28609068-“Oculus”: it’s very dark but such a suspenseful story! I binged it in a few days and I couldn’t get enough of it! It does have very triggering things, but the author is great about marking the chapters that have that content in it! https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10763837/1/Oculus-“unresolved”: it’s the boys discovering their true feelings for each other after fake dating for so long! It’s really well written and I just love it! https://archiveofourown.org/works/13444674/chapters/30815325-“South Kingdom”: my friend, Kitty, wrote this!! Super amazing and really suspenseful!! It’s a medieval AU! https://archiveofourown.org/works/12710304/chapters/28986012

Avatar