When you hear someone talking about Halloween:

Data thinking he has fixed a wired lamp when Picard plugs it back in, Star Trek: The Next Generation S1 E11 “The Big Goodbye” 30:05

HELPING

20GAYTEEN KEEPS GIVING, SYDNEE MCELROY CAME OUT AS BI ON THE LATEST STILL BUFFERING.

we stan a bicon…

seriously tho I’m so happy for her? She was hesitant about it because she’d been thinking she’s in a long-term straight relationship so she technically lives her life as a straight woman and had fears about ‘taking’ from other queer people? god I love her.

I’m literally a centimeter away from WEEPING right now, thank GOD

We need more people in long term “straight” relationships to be open about their sexuality, it’s honestly so important in furthering the idea that being queer doesn’t just look one way or another

Transcript below the cut, starting around 53:00. This is not grammatically correct to try and keep the feel of the podcast & ways of speaking.

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hi my beautiful babs!!! i realized i haven’t updated you in a while so surprise i’m now a freelance makeup artist and i figured i’d share some work on here, some more “normal” ones and some art pieces!!

SHE DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!

new favorite brand of humor:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

Beirut, lebanon 🇱🇧

this is like a painting in motion

frick

07 July 2017. Wind chimes (fuurin) in Kawagoe Hikawa Jinja, Saitama Prefecture, Japan

I actually started crying

🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐🎐

Reblogging to bless my dash

☕️ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me: I love being single & humble :)

me, 3 am:

Zac Posen’s gown for Claire Danes for the Met Gala

Literally like something out of Stardust.

This is what it looks like in daylight and low light. So gorgeous.

gowns aren’t usually my deal but Look

I want to get married wearing this.

When I hear something like this “Your dreams will come true.”

He will come. All my dreams will come true they said.  Right? 

[Screenshot of a tweet by @chrishallbeck]

Well the weather outside is frightful But inside is equally frightful No matter which room you go Full of crows Full of crows Full of crows

BALANCE // COMMITMENT // AMNESTY // DUST

proposal to rename executive dysfunction as ‘Bitch Toddler Dysfunction’ since it’s exactly like living with a horrible contrary small child who refuses to cooperate for fun and smacks things out of your hands but unlike a real toddler this one lives in your frontal lobe and if it says you’re not allowed to do laundry you’re unable to do anything about it

me: hey look I know you don’t really like doing homework but this one is just looking at pictures, okay? Do you wanna look at some pictures? We can have a hot cocoa while we do it and!! if we finish this before 4pm we can watch some TV!! How does that sound? :^)

the horrendous little goblin child who has both hands firmly on the levers on my brains control panel that make me move around and do things: *makes fart noises while I’m talking and hammers the button labeled ‘NAPTIME’ until I pass out*

pipe wrench mousey 🐭🔧