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I realize that I didn’t post a specific update here as to what’s going on in regards to Blue and Hayley and our separation from them. Most of the discussion today about this was on Twitter, I’ll link y’all to the key posts as they happened.

So true. And the other striking difference is the backstories.

British contestant - “My mum liked to make roast pork, so this is my take on her recipe. I hope the judges like it. Getting the little trophy for winning this show would be really cool.”

American contestant - “Whenever I make roast pork [starts to tear up] I think of my mother [fully crying] and how we used to cook together, [ugly crying] before she was murdered on Christmas Day. I gave up everything in my life to be here, because winning this competition is my only chance of ever being able to afford little Timmy’s operation.”

Thought for the Day

The Foreign Secretary of the UK said in a television interview that he thought that BLM protestors kneeling comes from 'Game of Thrones'.

I'm not joking. This really happened.

How do you even go about assembling a government this stupid?

Gibraltar: Alexander has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask him a thing no one should have an opinion on.
Bloodhound: Okay. Hey Alexander, what's the worst multiple of four?
Caustic: Twelve, obviously. Idiot.