If I ruled the world and/or was in charge of drawing a DC comic this is what they’d look like probably

Haven't been feeling great about my posture. Does anyone have any advice. Here's a super rough sketch of how I often work

in the mood for something spooky

i was thinking, the other night, "what if mickey made the blot because he was trying to create a replica of himself?" and it brought a lot more things together than i expected

i dont think the blot is truly evil, just an unfinished toon with a hunger for a Heart and universal adoration. but there is some baggage in that, from creator to creation.

follow up maybe

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man

DIVORCE RESTORED

SNOOPY IS BACK FROM THE MOON

Draculaura was actually in the original Dracula book, but dear Jonathan saw the then 1,100-year old’s “no boys allowed” sign on her door and didn’t bother her like a gentleman.

i would literally be the worst creepypasta protagonist. i would find an evil haunted copy of mario 64 and i'd boot it up and see mario's face distorted nightmarishly and the title would be "SUPER MARIO DEAD 96" and i'd be like "wow what a cool romhack with no information about it anywhere online i can't believe i found such a rare and beautiful thing" and there'd be blood everywhere and the overworld music would be screeching static intercut with barely audible whispering so i record it and play it backwards and the whispering is just "DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH" and the spectrogram i generated is a small open-mouthed screaming face with empty eyes (which should be impossible considering the audio contents don't correspond with the image at all, and the picture is strangely clear) and i'm like "wow such amazing attention to detail this must've taken so much work" and all the levels are named like 'sector: EPITAPH' with no enemies and untextured 3d primitives in an endless gray expanse soundtracked by slowed down n64 synthesizers and i'd say "wow this uncanny emptiness captures such a harrowing side of nostalgia, it really conveys this haunting impression of a missing or dead inner child or something" and then mario turns to the camera and starts listing off the coordinates of my current location and i'm like "wow they even put a geolocator in this thing" and i play the game nonstop because i'm absolutely enraptured by this strange and scary piece of art and i want to keep exploring it but then this ghostly kid emerges from the cartridge in a brilliant ray of light because it turns out by playing the game i gave this sad dead child an outlet to express his anger and grief and through my unconditional love and enjoyment of the game i've allowed this kid to play his favorite game one last time and so he vanishes, smiling, and now no one will ever believe me because all i have is this normal cartridge of mario 64 with the name "ANDREW" scrawled in sharpie on the back

“God is dead” -Zendaya

Zendaya is Nietzsche???

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

Doc Brown: the most important thing my friend Marty taught me is that you don't have to be the gender you were assigned at birth. You can merely say, 'no thank you'.

Doc Brown: in view of that, I have decided to simply no longer have a gender. it's just too much work and I don't want one.

Doc Brown: 'are you a man or a woman' I am, first and foremost, a scientist.

Marty, in the background: far out

Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! More Muppets!

Gnomes of pleasure

Gnomes of pain

Gnomes of wind and gnomes of rain

Gnomes of wood and gnomes of grass,

Gnomes who'll kick your fucking ass

not a week goes by without me remembering this jhonen vasquez strip and i so often want to reference it and i keep forgetting it is not, in fact, a well-known meme

kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

Look at this picture and try and argue otherwise

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around

shout out to puppets. gotta be one of my favorite genders

group of little girls who come together for playdates where they enact incredibly disturbing & elaborate narratives with their barbie dolls

the little girl that kept breaking all the barbie dolls so she can’t come over anymore

The goth little girl’s older (and gother) sister and her posse performing satanic rituals in the attic to get revenge on all the popular kids at school.

REAL AS HELL ❗❗❗