when I get my ears pierced and get some rings it's soo over

Hey man

"who want me" is engraved on every nanoangstrom of my circuitry

sucks are not endorsements. fucks are not endorsements.

another week has passed ... im fucking mortified

2024 will be the year of gay sex. Feel free to use the rest of 2023 to practice for this

hi

*psyching myself up for the big game* im cute as a button ... I'M CUTE AS A BUTTON!!!!!

i need to be misted like a big lettuce

fucked up and slept on my right side and had a deeply realistic dream about being in love :( FUCKK

when the revolution happens and "barber" and "dentist" get collapsed back into 1 job again >>>>

finally gonna be less than 20 degrees tomorrow apparently ... hopefully I can SHAVE my FACE in PEACE