Art for Groovyphilia’s Other Crabs Cannot Be Trusted

Summary: Erik is a hermit crab and proud. He is also stalking a shore crab named Charles.

Pic 1: Erik being very proud of his shell

Pic 2: Erik saving Charles from a seagull (this may or may not be just a fantasy)

Crabs and Other Things.

It was killing me to think that there were people reading crabfic without knowing what the things looked like, so here they are. Naturally I couldn’t resist rambling a little about each crab either.

Mind you, wiki isn’t working for me at the moment, so I’m rambling a lot of this off the top of my head.

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I think it has also something to do with the fact that the "classical shipping" (e. g. fanfictions, fanart, most of the fandom) is mostly women thing. I'm not saying that guys also don't ship hard but I'd say most of people who like to consume fan creations are women. Even though female characters can be more relatable, (heterosexual) women are still mor attracted to men. And if I can choose between ship where one character is mildly relatable and the second is steaming hot or a ship where are two steaming hot characters I’m attracted to, I’d usually choose the latter. 

Of course, I’m not talking about quality of the story or other aspects (which also play a great deal) but if I narrow it down just to this aspect, the fact I can fantasize about both of them equally seems quite important.

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

I am capricorn and that's why I have to go to the Godville to get the job done and I will be stained with much more blood in my hands than I have been in the past.

...uh, okay

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

Having a bad day? push play, and within six seconds all you will feel is tears of laughter streaming down your face and the stomach cramps of laughing too hard.

This is one of the finest things ever captured on film.

I’m so happy this is back

Pingu is real

reblog with your own rendition of The Phantom of the Opera

because it’s fun and I wanna look at other artist’s Eriks in one post now GO GO GO GO

*he’s generally displeased*

Can the internet handle that much grouch in a single thread?

/glaring intensifies

Not really glaring. Something shiny over there in the corner though. I really want to see all of these.

Woo, pen sketches!

Sad Erik! (Y’know, you’d stand a better chance of being loved it you stopped kidnapping and torturing people. Just sayin’.)

(Cartoony version; skipped the scarier realistic one) (I almost cheated and drew another character that’s really, really Erik-inspired, but changed my mind)

Much opera! Many ghost! 

Thanks to @anneappelschnut, here is my contribution to the array of phantoms. I love seeing the different versions. :)

(”Why anyone would want to see so many versions of my accursed ugliness is beyond me.”)

umm… here’s my Erik

@drawnby27emilys ? :)

@every-day-im-learning Thanks for the tag! <3

I am in awe of all these amazing artists! I need a moment.

Here’s my boi

Ayyyye

Here is my Erik :) 

heres my version of this weirdo

Mine is ‘too cute to even be considered Phantom’ Erik :)

Anyone mind if I join?

He is a soft, fluffy boy and I love him!

@ofbeautsandbeasts @disaster-musician @thattrashdude have you seen this post already? I would be happy to see your Eriks added :) .

@your-obedient-phantom do you know this post already? I’d be happy to see your Erik added, too ^.^ .

Here’s my Erik!

I am still weirdly proud of the way his lips turned out

I thought I won't add my picture here but then thought why not... Although it is not even close to all those beautiful additions.

Oh my god, I haven't seen anything so adorable in long time

reblog if the first musical you ever listened to was not hamilton

I get so uncomfortable when I imagine Beneath A Moonless Sky in action. All I can think of is Christine lying on a stack of hay, opening her legs, and screaming, “ENTER AT LAST MASTER!!!!”

Like this?

HOW DO I DELETE SOMEONE ELSE’S POST

THE FUCK, RESTAGED TOUR???

Pretty sure that’s a different non-replica production (@operafantomet could probably tell which one), but yeah, it looks like the world’s most extra OB-GYN exam.

Is the Czech non replica!

I actually saw the Czech version. Don't get me wrong, I kinda liked it and I understand we don't have many good singers.

But.

Erik was played by a middle aged man with some additional weight. For me, who always pictured tall lean Erik, this was really painful to watch. He just reminded me this creepy and horny old uncle your family does not want to talk about.

I actually thought he would be much more suited to play Piangi.

I have never felt Christine shouldn't be with Fantom, their characters were always drawn to each other. Not with this one.

To be honest I didn't like any of the main trio. Raoul was your typical way too spoiled little brat who doesn't care about anything but himself. On the other hand, Christine seemed to be very well aware she is playing with both of the men from the begging to the very end and yet trying to look like a helpless little girl.

Here are actors of the main characters. Marián Vojtko as your creepy pedofilic neighbour and Monica Sommerová, manipulative also looking very middle-aged woman.

I actually have some low quality audio records of the show if someone was interested.

@glittergeekfan I 100% support this theory.

@cukigomba well now we know what MJ actually is

She’s rejecting the bonding process

I’m not a suitable human host 😞

Bonding completed

We can do whatever we want.

!!!!

We will rain vengeance upon the acursed Veterinarian-Man for doing us a frighten!

Bonding completed.

He’s getting the hang of it? My brother is a suitable host ig

I don’t even know who’s cat this is, but it made me it’s bitch for my whole time in Ubud. Sleeping in my bed, mewing like an angel, here’s me picking fleas out of its face. The hierarchy has been established. This was meant to be MY holiday.

Precious!!!!!

I… I don’t have a cat but…

Does this count? She stays on me and silently judges others!

She absolutely counts!!!!!!

I think I have nailed bonding with some weird kind of symbiote. Is this still similar case or I have discovered new parasite species?

Your BEST And WORST Quality, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aries at their best: Full of life, adventurous and with a bright light in their eyes – a light bright enough to make all darkness disappear. Challenging, caring and with a big smile on their face. Admiring all beauty they can see, their head filled with plans. Nothing could ever bring them down, nothing could come between them and whatever it is that they want.

Aries at their worst: Doubting themselves in a very destructive way. They think it’s all their fault and that they can’t make anyone truly happy. Reckless. Cannot be reached by anyone, no one knows what’s going on inside their head. Harsh. Don’t care if they hurt someone’s feelings or not. Don’t care at all.

Taurus at their best: Absolute sweethearts with a great wits. Their heart is only open wide for people they choose carefully because they know it’s for their own good. They know what’s good for them and they’re confident because they know what they’re capable of. A true and fair winner. Caring, charming, funny, intelligent, affectionate.

Taurus at their worst: They seem cold and careless. They know how to use words when they want to cause pain with them and they do that. Doubting themselves, suddenly lost all their confidence. Can’t really control their feelings and tend to explode. Not looking after themselves and their loved ones because they’re busy being stuck in a bad mood but deep down they’re very very sorry for it.

Gemini at their best: A head full of ideas, a chest full of life. Up to something great, smiling, laughing, telling jokes, telling the greatest stories. Caring, motivating and inspiring. Freedom-loving, passionate about life, creative. Helpful, knows how to cheer you up. They don’t run out of energy, they keep going.

Gemini at their worst: There is no sparkle in their eyes. Their hands are cold and their look is empty. Everything bores them, bothers them or sucks the life out of their bones. They don’t see or hear anything, they’re lost in thoughts. Get mean easily, say things they don’t mean. Hurt others on purpose but end up hurting themselves. Self-pitying, over-emotional or not showing any emotion.

Cancer at their best: Brave people of good heart. Kind and caring, spreading love and good vibes. They fight for what they want, they always have something to say. Generous, understanding, shining as bright as the sun. A smile that makes others smile. They are very strong and handle their emotions wisely. Not to be underestimated.

Cancer at their worst: Say or do things they regret immediately. Forget to take care of themselves. They don’t talk to anyone, don’t reply. They tend to put themselves under an enormous emotional pressure. May manipulate others or completely lock themselves away.

Leo at their best: The literal sun. They shine so bright even when they’re not smiling. Their laugh echoes, everybody hears it. Very proud, ambitious, kind, fair and loving. Bring happiness wherever they go, bring light into the dark. Full of dreams and very intelligent. The one that makes a boring evening a perfect one. Protective and they have a great sense of humor.

Leo at their worst: Believing themselves to be not good enough, doubting themselves and suffering from it. Harsh and kind of cold. Their look is still powerful and you dare not to speak to them. They drift away, may get mean or change their mind really quick because they just don’t know what they want and it frustrates them so much.

Virgo at their best: Really good at doing what they love to do. Happy to spend time with people they like, generous and gentle, wise, gives great advices. Takes hints, makes great surprises and knows how to comfort people. Full of life and they have a great wits. The one that keeps you grounded. Honest and fair.

Virgo at their worst: Causing pain or worries to others to release themselves from it. They may be manipulative and self-pitying, exaggerating and not really speaking up. They tend to make decisions they will regret later. They forget how clever they are or they doubt their skills and their intelligence and make themselves smaller than they are.

Libra at their best: A great supporter. Someone with an eye for beauty, a charming smile and an amazing aura. They are funny, full of ideas and spontaneous. Remember little things and can easily make others happy what they love to do. Very creative, honest and they have a wild soul.

Libra at their worst: Moody, not seeing themselves as the masterpiece they are. Letting everybody know how they feel. Cold and feeling incredibly bad about it. They just hide away from the world and won’t let anything come close to them. In pain just because they see all the flaws in their lives although there may not even be some.

Scorpio at their best: Passionate, strong, strong-willed, skilled and loving. They are full of secrets which is why they can keep secrets like no one else. An entire universe for themselves. They don’t care about limits but in a good way. They share their ideas and dreams and cheer others up.

Scorpio at their worst: Neglecting their friends, their family, their duties and themselves. Reckless and not saying much about it. Things that usually fascinate them do not fascinate them anymore and they feel like nothing could ever make them smile again. Everything they love starts seeming so irrelevant to them.

Sagittarius at their best: Funny, uplifting, full of life and good energy. They don’t care what anyone thinks of them, they will dance to loud music whenever they feel like it. They are open minded and interested in things, prepared to stand up for what they believe in at any time.

Sagittarius at their worst: Feeling depressed and not able to explain it, express it or talk about it. Over emotional and hot tempered, about to explode although they don’t always know why. About to yell at someone for little things although they don’t want to. Tired of everything.

Capricorn at their best: A guardian angel. Always there when you need them, glad to help. Caring for themselves and really moving things. Know how to use words and what to say in any situation. Working on something great, motivating others, taking care of people.

Capricorn at their worst: Sarcastic and they just shut everything down. Maybe bitter over something, maybe making others upset, too. Seem to have given up. Not sure what to do or what to say. Doubting themselves deep down but not willing to admit it. Not showing any emotions.

Aquarius at their best: An actual source of energy. Always have the greatest plans and ideas, dislike boredom. They love communicating and meeting new people, seeing new places. Curious about life, wanting to explore the world. Lift others up with their presence only.

Aquarius at their worst: Complaining over everything and annoying others with it. They don’t care about anything anymore, reckless. Do not care anymore and do their own thing even though it might not be good for them. Ignoring others and feeling empty deep down. Like they ran out of energy.

Pisces at their best: Supporting others, taking care of others but also of themselves. Very clever, know what to say, funny. Their fantasy knows no limits and they’re very productive. Do art or listen to music. Make others smile and fascinate them. Playing their own little games. Inspired.

Pisces at their worst: Feeling incredibly sad because of how the world is. Manipulative and stubborn. Actually dangerous because you just can’t tell what they’re up to. Revengeful. They have no energy and feel powerless, underestimated and not treated how they think they should be treated.

Reading capricorn at their best: What the hell, that's not me at all

Reading capricorn at their worst: Oh, here we go! Finally really good description!