they will never attack my big and large towers

george w bush and sauron have both said this

Touchscreens do not belong in cars

And gauges and dials should be gauges and dials, not screens

Door releases should have a direct mechanical link to a latch, not send an electronic signal to a servo

You should not have to have your phone alive to unlock your car

Most touchscreens have a temperature resistance of less than 40°C (104°F). They do not belong on cars, toasters, ovens and stoves, any kind of safety equipment, or any equipment that requires precision of operation to maintain safety. They do not belong anywhere near a working engine.

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

This cover from a Brazilian 2021 edition is my favorite for reasons that I think are obvious lol

you see perry the platypus when I pull this lever it will scan the brains of everyone in the tristate area and automatically give free HRT to every trans person, driving local gender affirming centers out of business, and then I can buy all their medical equipment at a severely discounted price and dismantle it for aa batteries. my wii remotes are dead

We did it! We slayed the hydra! I mean there are still 177 M/M fics in a series that doesn’t have men but at least it’s not the majority right?

Anyone want to write 1,969 fanfics about Claude Debussy x Madoka’s dad to give misogyny another W?

WHAT and I cannot emphasize this enough: THE FUCK???

This kid is going places

BANNED for posting hole on main

Reblogging to potentially save a fur friends life

im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

i cannot stress enough that this is a stick-thin teenage child sitting alone at a restaurant absolutely going to town on these ribs. this child is eating like hes trying to personally rid the world of ribs. i've been timing him, he orders a full other rack of ribs every 2 minutes. this is fucking insane i dont know what to do

Zuckerberg is in such better shape than Musk, and is trained in combat sports. This will be humiliating if Elon shows up

I think the rich should engage in bloodsport for the entertainment of the masses more often. Let's get Kissinger and Cheney into a ladder match.

“What News Story Are They Burying?”

Reminder that if a billionaire CEO does something outrageous in the news, this should always be your first question.

Today that news story is that Meta, Zuckerberg’s company, is blocking all news content in Canada for Facebook and Instagram due to a new law requiring compensation to news publishers. Facebook is using its vast resources to apply public pressure to stop the laws of a foreign government and protect its profit margins. And they are getting sued by Malaysia.

Nonbinary people who are AMAB are allowed to use she/her pronouns and nothing else, by the way. They’re still 100% nonbinary

Nonbinary people who are AMAB are allowed to use he/him pronouns and nothing else, by the way. They’re still 100% nonbinary

Nonbinary people who are AMAB are allowed to dress feminine. They’re allowed to dress masculine. 

They’re allowed to start HRT, or choose not to. 

They’re still nonbinary. They deserve respect.

Some of you see nonbinary as nothing more than “woman lite” or “GNC AFAB” and it shows. You’re all disgusting<3

seeing my dogs ears perk up and asking what it hears and it barks perfectly mimicking the sound of gunshot fired from a desert eagle held in the left hand

myth and legend and rebirth and myth

Underrated bit on this website is when an RP blog just jumps into the replies of a post and everyone reacts as if it's completely normal.

"I don't like this either Pinkie Pie."

Ok everyone time for the big question:

YOU AINT AS SLICK AS YOU THINK YOU ARE

IT'S ALL CHROMIUM BASED

FIREFOX IS THE ONLY NON CHROMIUM BASED BROWSER ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW

STOP LETTING GOOGLE WIN AND JUST SWITCH TO FIREFOX

IT TAKES LIKE 5 MINUTES AND IT PORTS OVER ALL YOUR PASSWORDS AND BOOKMARKS

I AM BEGGING YOU

we need to stop putting up w this

women’s flat chests

your true colors are showing for reblogging men’s tits but not this post smh