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Pukicho said trans rights.

I... think?

I said trans quest

Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?

funniest response you can give to someone telling you they love you: "skill issue"

context for this post before the self loathing comments start btw

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

this is the best sentence ever typed

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.

A second best sentence has hit the twin towers

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

about fucking time

I bet if I keep going there's more.

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

Reddit just discovered color theory

Someone went careening down the hallways spinning around a bloody corpse like a helicopter the entire way.

a hospital employee with an anime nosebleed and a spinny desk chair

it's so cute to me that gift wrapping is an ancient human custom. for thousands of years we have ceremonially made nice little bundles to present to each other, and we have decorated them and ensured that they're neat and careful to communicate the care with which we think of the recipient. and for thousands of years we have been made curious by the concealment of the gift, and been surprised and delighted by the act of uncovering what's inside. we are such simple creatures. we are so thoughtful. we are so cute.

I learned this by googling the historical accuracy of a line in a porn game i'm editing. anyway,

writing porn is also an ancient human custom

Too many of you think you wouldn't be corrupted by the amulet.

I would be corrupted by the amulet and it would give me cool transgender powers

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

Your sense of self isn’t a static image, bro. It’s more like a climate or a biome. Both of which can shift in gradual ways over time or suddenly due to internal or external factors. Just check the weather report, man. Don’t try to force the sky to stay blue without clouds 24/7.

yeah well he had me in the second half too

oh this was absolutely the wrong blog

doesnt dan povenmire have adhd and at the time of this show he was undiagnosed?

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

@egberts how’s the toaster?

well the 10 year update to this saga is that I don’t talk to my mom and I have my own toaster 👍 don’t let your dreams be dreams

.. <- two ants hanging out

** <- two spiders hanging out

^v <- two birds hanging out

= <- two worms hanging out

?? <- two snakes hanging out

~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out

%% <- two butterflies hanging out

@@ <- two snails hanging out

&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday

🛻🛻<- two trucks h