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kensplain

@doohans / doohans.tumblr.com

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doohans

I lost my glasses and now I am having a bad time!!!

​im fuckign pinning this post on my blog for when I can not find my glasses: check your white board, now look IN the little purple pen holder for lockers and shit. YOUR GLASSES ARE THERE. STOP PUTTING THEM there PLEASE I am BEGGING U

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Jesus Christ why do people give babies the wackiest names and expect you to call the baby by their name but draw the line at people choosing their own name

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demilypyro

when did this air, 2007?.... right, for most people, the internet was still a thing only weirdos and nerds used back then. my parents were early adopters, i remember they would 1v1 age of empires on LAN...... was i raised by nerds?.... ah man, they had me watching star trek before i was 10, they were nerds, weren't they......

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If two jobs won't pay for the basics, why work at all

Like at this point literally why not steal

Last few times I've gone shopping I've only scanned half my groceries. I rang up produce as bulk flour. Fuck are they gonna do. It was an honest mistake.

I used to work at a grocery store. Half the shit you see on the shelves gets thrown in the dumpster, and then locked in the dumpster so the homeless people can't get it. You're doing the workers a favor by stealing.

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Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

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charlottan

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

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remembering that post i made abt the pop culture legacy of frankenstein inspired characters and how very heartfelt it was which is why i cant bear to reblog it just to add this stupid addition

an enter the frankenverse situation where original book frankenstein is having like a whole angstful soliloquy moment and when hes done frankie stein is there like oh zaps thats so not volterrific :( wanna come over and make friendship bracelets??

tbqh i wish an alternate universe version of myself who is happier and more well adjusted would invite me over to make friendship bracelets

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We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

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virgomoon

the underwhelming dense pang of sadness mixed with the loss of personal identity and opportunity that goes hand-in-hand when you're forced to live with your parents as someone well into their adult years lol

the loss of privacy. the absence of choice. the desire for more that's out of reach.

sorry this was supposed to say overwhelming. it gets to be too much. trying to fit your adult interests in the confined spaces of your childhood room; the emotions of your younger self piled within the crevices of this one room that you're able to express yourself in is... overwhelming and choking

not to mention the mixture of emotions, right? grateful you're not homeless. grateful your parent extends a helping hand. grateful they understand why you're not on your own. yet you're still grieving what could be. grieving the creativity you have to shelter because it's not your space to create. the experiences you must only daydream, the ones you're missing out on, because you can't bring people over. the rules you must follow, even as a grown adult with your own autonomy, because there are even older adults who want things to be in place; inherently feeling like an infant no matter what you do, no matter how much older you get. etc, etc, etc, and so on.

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ibrayeet

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

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xhba

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

I have had this queued since December 15th.

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does throwing a stone at a tank

make a child a terrorist?

is terrorism about resisting oppression? is terrorism about demanding your birthright to live safely and peacefully in your homeland? is terrorism about hating the killers of your family, your friends and your people?

accusations of terrorism are often weaponized against those fighting for liberation and sovereignty and dignity. the french settlers called the algerians terrorists. the indian government calls the kashmiris terrorists. the pakistani army calls pashtun activists terrorists. the turkish government calls the kurds terrorists. apartheid south africa called nelson mandela a terrorist. americans called the vietcong and the black panthers terrorists. the israelis call the palestinians terrorists. all oppressive regimes are connected. all oppressed people are connected. injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨