that stupid idiot five pebbles

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

[https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/78290850] Wedge-Tailed Eagle || Aquila audax Observed in Australia Least Concern in location of observation

Disagreeing with the existence of an unmanned glider in its airspace

[https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/170191795] Black Vulture || Coragyps atratus Observed in United States

VULTURE IS APPROACHIING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

[https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/196999838] Savanna Hawk || Buteogallus meridionalis Observed in Brazil Least Concern in location of observation

It isn't just that animals are not beholden to the judgement of mankind, they aren't even aware of it. But if they were aware, they wouldn't care

[https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/49360143] Northern Bald Ibis || Geronticus eremita Observed in Switzerland Endangered in location of observation

[https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/168412956] Black Vulture || Coragyps atratus Observed in Costa Rica

Cycleeater

fuck that old man dot org slash volunteer opportunities

Hodo Nishimura, Rabbits, 1930′s