Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

don’t ya just love having homoerotic daydreams when ur supposed to be doing something important

pirates: mostly men, allowed gay marriage, attack sailors

mermaids: mostly women, not usually interested in men, attack sailors

conclusion: pirates and mermaids are sea mlm/wlw solidarity

pirate crew, calling out to the mermaids watching on the rocks nearby as they hoist the jolly roger: arr, let's go lesbians! let's go!

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

repressed gay cowboy when their shared room at the inn only has one bed: this bed ain't big enough for the both of us

their love interest: not with that attitude, pardner

cowboy: pardner...

and they were saloonmates

Witches On Tinder

a list of s*xy things:

- cellos

- sword fights

- hands

- setting things on fire

- “make me”

- brushing someones hair behind their ear

- hoziers discography

“A lover doesn’t discourage your growth. A lover says, ‘I see who you are today, I cannot wait to see who you become tomorrow.’”