salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

almost started crying bc i pictured a pair of lungs with no tar in them

your lungs love tar its theyre favorite snack

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

Reading guide

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

Can’t stop thinking about him

HE IS FREE

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

A Thing Like You and Me, chalk pastel on paper

2023

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

U live in the same world as Breakfast

Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas, March 18, 1898

this shit pisses me off like how do you know he's not taking a break he could have been gaming for hours on end that shit is not healthy for your wrists he probably just paused the game to rest his eyes and hands and spend some time with the people around him but now hes being made fun of. do better

sad bindle with ant

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

if i were a river hog and you were also a river hog we could hoggle in the river together forever

this could be us

a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga