Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

Omg will someone please be my Knight across a keyboard? (That’s my cute way of saying be a modern Knight in shining armor!)

I have a job interview across town in 28 minutes and I don’t think I have enough gas to get both there and make it back home after :(

If anyone would be so kind as to send me $10 or so on cashapp that’ll really save my behind 🥺 if you’re kind enough to save me right now I encourage you to message me after the fact and once I’m done with my interview I’ll send you some special nudes taken just for you if you want- or I’ll show off my favorites of me!

$EmeryEverest

I also have a Zelle (emeryeverest@gmail.com) if that works easier- but seriously y’all. I really want this job. Can you imagine me in a fancy department store selling jewelry to posh people? Because I sure can and I WANT IT SO BAD

PRETTY PLEASE SAVE ME, TUMBLR LOVES

I'LL POST A BUNCH OF LEWDS RIGHT AFTER MY INTERVIEW IF SOMEONE DOES

If some one can explain to me, why do you say folks, not people? Like, I think saying trans people is more straightforward than saying trans folks. They are people after all

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

hello young millennials/old gen z do u remember that era on the internet when we went around telling people that the word stupid is a slur

Well, I kinda still think it is 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reblog if you think it’s ok to ask you questions about your diaper fetish

Klar wieso auch nicht☺️

Such a big mouse. I never seen such a big mouse, like how does one use that?

@purple-aliens but like…fries after? 😏😂

Omg I’m down 😂😏

Ask away

Ask me anything u want to

Ask…..anything.

Yesssss

Ask me please 😜😜😍

Reblog when you see it 😉

Message me pretty please ❤️

I didn’t make it to the pharmacy last night and I’m still searching for assistance today!! Please message me- I’ll make it worth your while 🥰