bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis
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New Seinfield episode, J:erry fucks my cunt, Seinfeld fucks my cunt, Elaine is dating a gay guy who is only dating her because he thinks she’s related to Liza Minelli, Kreamer fucks my cunt
what about Georg?
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Georg fucks my cunt
the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is
obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.
This is the funniest addition to this post
I’m pleased to inform you that after this clip ends, Brennan immediately goes off script trying to estimate how long this took.
Anonymous asked:
what is evangelion about like can you explain it to me?
"tom brady" could be considered a powerful "daimyo" in the isolated feudal kingdom of "greater boston"
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
person in 2015 seeing anything bad happen in the world: this is like in harri potter when dobby fucked that tree trunk with his big cock
you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by
CHASER YODA: maybe trans for straight man you do, hmm? looking for something new, I am
woman: *doesn't reply*
Y: return to the force, I will. on your hands my blood will be
SAME NUMBER 2 HOURS LATER: yoda's doctor this is,
You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you because he wants to fuck the car. He wants to fuck the car so bad. He can't stop thinking about wanting to fuck the car.
7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper