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"No dream is ever just a dream"
Eyes Wide Shut (1999) dir. Stanley Kubrick
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my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”
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Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
the-study-of-wumbo
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
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“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
My boyfriend and I go to different schools. And I keep hearing rumors that he's cheating on me and I don't think he would ever do that, and I trust him. But the rumors are starting to get to me.
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"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?" go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
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Anonymous asked:
Imagine sticking ur dick in someone's dirty butthole, and they fart. So all the poo poo partials get inside and u have to clean that up b
that is fckn gross omg
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hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
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I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
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ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
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my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
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yeah so here’s that writing just because i love being able to put spaces where it breaks in my mind. agh i love it.
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When you love someone you don’t just notice the color of their eyes or the shade of their hair. You memorize the lines on their forehead from nights of worries. You notice not just their eyes, but how their mouth curves in a special way when you look at them. They get stuck in your head and find a permanent place in your heart.
(via idstillhaveyou)
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this is why i have trust issues
christmas-llama
you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange
sawneesnowstar
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breakinq
following back tons
Source: saiyoru
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i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
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Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.