I’m giving up on happy endings ima just make sure I succeed

༺Corpse Bride🔮༻

dOeS yOuR mAn KnOw AbOuT yOuR tUmBlR no he’s not allowed to use the internet except for school work and educational math games

I need to stop falling madly in love

Nvm I came turns out I was just horny

Every tumblr user is 5'3"

my toxic trait is not being on birth control but still wanting his cum inside me

I want to be fucked while deftones is playing

Women that clench their pussy on your dick during sex are demons…

it’s me, i’m a demon 🖤

if you were debating whether or not to send me $100 go ahead this is your sign that it is okay to do that.

TW : food log

day 1

total cals : 500

breakfast total : 32 cals

lunch total : 100 cals

dinner total : 287 cals

snacks total: 80 cals

lol ended up purging the dinner and having an icecream after which was 215 cals

if i stuck to this for the past five months i’d have progress. i have no one to blame but myself lmaoooo although i’ve plateaued with my weight which is sort of good. just need to go back to eating one meal a day

I’m so drunk and horny rn

Hahaha u so funny, spit in my mouth hahah

my updated rules ✌️✌️ made them more manageable for me

i’ll try to post food logs too when i remember

Literally a week ago I was like "I don't really like bonespo" and now I'm like "RIBS I MUST HAVE A VISIBLE RIB CAGE LET MY BONES BE FREE"

Idk this one might be too niche

I don’t understand when people complain about “likespamming.” If I see the same person 20 times in a row in my notifs, even if they don’t reblog anything or follow me, I’m excited that they came to my gay little museum and had a good time! That’s literally what it’s for!!

It's a tiktok thing. Supposedly, tiktok knocks you down in the algorithm if people go through and like a bunch of your videos at once.

But first of all, the Tiktok algorithm is insane and constantly changing so who gives AF. And secondly, this isn't TikTok and WE DON'T HAVE AN ALGORITHM.

If someone is 'spamliking' on Tumblr, that likely means that they've actually gone to your blog and are now enjoying everything you post. AND THAT'S GREAT.

So leave your TT trauma at the door and enjoy our beautiful hellscape with as much spamliking as your heart desires.

Missionary so you can spit in their mouth while they gasp for air from being choked

idk if anyone actually understands how uncomfortable it feels to just exist when you’re overweight. i fucking hate going anywhere because i feel like i look disgusting and everyone’s judging me. whenever i put on makeup and feel really pretty i’ll try to take a picture or i’ll look in the mirror and instantly be reminded of my size and how much i hate myself and the way i look. this sucks and it’s so annoying and tiring. i feel like weight loss has taken over my entire life and i haven’t even gotten close to my ugw. anyways

yea its a nightmare

Absolutely, esp when I used to be at my GW and in the process of recovery I became overweight from allowing myself too much freedom and junk food and bingeing thinking I was doing self care and now I hate how I look and feel constantly

rules for myself:

- no eating after 8pm

- no more than 900kcal

- always count calories

- weigh yourself every morning

- log weight into an app

- no eating at school

- write down everything you eat (even little things)