The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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you're absolutely correct it was

I’m sure there has to be a good reason and please don’t attack me but. Aang learned how to energy bend. So he could take bending away and apparently also give it back (since he gave back her bending to Korra). So i thought. Why didn’t he just give airbending to volunteers? In the comics we meet the Air Acolytes who try to make the air nomad culture survive. Why didn’t Aang give them airbending? He could have revived the air nomads like that, right? There has to be a good reason why he didn’t do it.

Maybe he can give bending back to someone who lost it, but can’t bestow it on someone who never had it in the first place.

Maybe bending is like a train (please bear with me). You can block the track (chi-blocking), you can take the train off the track (energy bending), and you can unblock the track or put the train back on, but you can’t install a train where there is no track for it to run on. I hope that wasn’t incomprehensible.

I like to think that taking a person’s bending does not give you a normal non-bender. There’s an empty space left behind, an absence. It’s always going to feel like something important is missing. There might be different side-effects depending on what you lose. Former firebenders might feel cold and have less energy. Former waterbenders might take longer to heal from injuries. There’s not really any canon basis for this but I like the idea of there being some consequences.

hmmmmm that's actually interesting, i like this explanation

Tutoring

Summary: Ravenclaw is looking for something in the library when she overhears Hufflepuff and Slytherin arguing. 

Ravenclaw wanders through the library, trying to find a book. She overhears a nearby conversation and frowns. It’s the early morning. She didn’t think anyone but her would be in the library at this time. Puzzled, she turns the corner and comes across an interesting sight. 

Her two friends, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, are sitting next to each other at a table with a younger student seated across from them. Ravenclaw recalls Slytherin mentioning that she was recently assigned as the tutor of a first-year. Hufflepuff probably decided to tag along, seeing as how he had experience in tutoring students. 

Ravenclaw tilts her head as she observes Hufflepuff and Slytherin. They don’t look like they’re doing much tutoring.  

“We’re doing it my way.” 

“No,” Hufflepuff shakes his head, “you’re pushing Alex to learn too much theory. They should do more practical work.” 

Slytherin scoffs and crosses her arms. 

“Like you know what’s best for them,” she grumbles. “I’m their tutor, not you.” 

They fight like an old married couple, Ravenclaw thinks to herself. She takes a quick peek at Alex, who’s caught in their crossfire. Looking absolutely petrified, they shrink in their seat a little as they continue to argue. 

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Weeeeeee as co-author I had a LOT of fun helping you (tho you did most of the work)!!

I want to make a hug chain- so- yeah- Hugs! Tag as many people as u want!

@bisexual-in-space @lylysma

I hope this isn’t weird ;w;

BITCH. it’s not weird. hugs rule.

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you all get a hug.

take it.

now.

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“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

As a math gay you can absolutly be gay af and do math but you have to redirect your lack of skill elsewhere. I for example cannot cook anything that isn't pasta.

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

pre gay me was a fuckin loser lmao

Outside me vs inside me

1. I Apparently am likeable

2. I have been told I am good at writing

3. I have been told that I have a good voice

4. I am tall

5. I have been told that I am funny

@just–another–bean

Thank you for the tag!

1. I can draw pretty well and even if I’m not satisfied, people often say it’s really good.

2. My hair

3. People have said I’m fun to be around

4. I think I’m friendly and I think people think so too

5. The Wolfstar vibes I radiate

Tagging - @beanieyogurt @marauder-level-chaos​ @artloverflower​ @st-a-y​ @art-for-every-heart​ @ijustneedhugsyea​ @dacool66​ @hufflautia​ @stars-a-n-d-scars​ @rudeness-sarcasm-and-cytoplasm​ 

THANK YOU! 

Tagging @eatacrackerandstop @dontmindmeimjustabox @nevilletheplantboi @luciferswife16 

Ooh thanks

Tagging @teenagesoapbox @mrmistyeyesposts

There has never been a time I have not reblogged this.

If you see this, reblog it. You xould save a life.

no one:

sagittarius:

why does she still have the big fake ass in a horse suit?????

does this guy really think this is an actual thing she wore and not a blatantly photoshopped image 

centaurs are real and some of them have a fat ass

Where do Cetaurs buy their nylons?

Chiron?

gays be like choose two

-braincells

-cool hair

-fat ass

Ah i do not possess the fat as so i'll go with cool hair and a braincell

We now have confirmation that Barbara is in fact bisexy

BARBIE IS BISEXY BARBIE IS BISEXY BARBIE IS BISEXY BARBIE IS BISEXY BARBIE IS

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

The hotato

love to be alive in the ‘20s… 1720s, that is!

Who wants to go explore the seas on a cool ship and fight with cool swords and wear cool coats with me?